Pairing: Hijikata x Ginpachi
Warning: Hijikata is majorly OOC in this chapter, oh and this chapter contains a lemon...or maye not - shifty eyes
Rating: M
Disclaimer: SH owns Gintama
'thinking...' or sound effects/ "talking..."
I tried to check for any mistakes, but if I accidently put Gintoki instead of Ginpachi, sorry. I don't know how many time I've made that mistake.
Class 3-Z
"Shinpachi wait, I have to lock the door."
Shinpachi turned and waited for his sister. "Otose, if you don't hurry we're going to be late for school."
"Calm down Shinpachi, whose fault is it that we're almost late anyway."
Shinpachi sweatdropped. 'Um it's yours,' Shinpachi thought but wisely kept his mouth shut.
Once Otae finished, she turned towards Shinpachi with a smile. "Alright let's go."
When Otae and Shinpachi arrived at the train station they saw Yamazaki worriedly looking around.
"Hey Yamazaki," Shinpachi called.
Yamazaki turned around and gave Shinpachi a nervous smile. "Oh hey Shinpachi, um have you seen Kondo around. He told me to meet him at the train station."
"Um no I haven't, sorry"
"If that gorilla is smart, he won't come." Otae said with a smile as she cracked her knuckles.
Both Yamazaki and Shinpachi thought the same thing. 'Scary.'
"Ah Yamazaki there you are." All three heads turned around and were surprised at what they saw. Kodou approached them on a white stallion, eyes full of confidence.
"K-Kondou-san where did you get that?!", Yamazaki asked pointing to the horse.
"Oh her, I picked her up on the way here. Do you like her Otae? I named her after you, my love. Her flawless skin and silky hair only made me think of you."
While Kondou continued talking, Otae held up a fist and was about to beat him until Shinpachi got her attention.
"Sis the train is about to leave," Shinpachi whispered.
Otae nodded and followed Shinpachi onto the train. Yamazaki looked at Kondou who was still talking and sighed before also getting on the train.
"So what do you say Otae, have you fallen in love with me yet...Huh Otae-san?!" Kondou looked around and saw Otae looking out of the window of the train, waving at him with a smile on her face.
"Otae-san wait!," Kondo yelled as the train took off.
'Well thank goodness that's over,' Shinpachi thought.
Otae-san!!
Shinpachi turned around and saw Kondou running along next to the train on his horse.
"What is wrong with this guy!?" Shinpachi turned to face Otae.
"This should finish him off." Otae pulled out a grenade.
"Where did you get that?!"
Otae pulled off the pin, and threw it outside the window. The explosion was huge and caused the train to slightly veer off. Yamazaki and Shinpachi dived to the floor and covered their heads. A grapple hook appeared on the ledge of the broken window, and they saw Katsura who was covered in blood and dirt pull himself up.
"That was close," Katsura said as he pulled himself in.
"Hello Katsura-san." Otae greeted him as if nothing had happened.
Yamazaki turned to Shinpachi, "It seems you have a lot to deal with, Shinpachi-kun."
Shinpachi sweatdropped. "I'm use to it."
Shinpachi walked to his locker. 'I can't believe we made it here alive.' Shinpachi opened his bookbag and took out of photo of Otsuu and added it to the collection inside his locker before stuffing his bag inside.
Yamazaki also slowly made his way to his locker next to Shinpachi's. 'Why is everyone around me completely insane?'
"Yamazki."
Yamazaki turned around and saw Okita. "Ah hello Okita."
"Have you seen Kondo-san this morning?"
Yamazaki sweatdropped when he thought of the train incident. "I can't say where he is right now, ah maybe check in the nurses' office."
Hijikata appeared behind Okita and looked at Yamazaki. "Did he say where Kondou-san was?"
"Ah he said he might be in the nurses office."
"The nurses office?!" Hijikata pulled a sword out of his jacket and thrust it into Yamazaki's locker next to his head.
"We don't take kindly to liars Yamazaki."
Yamazaki held his hands up in defense. "That's honestly my best guess!"
Hijikata looked at him for a minute before pulling his sword out of the locker and walking off.
Okita was about to follow him when he got a text message. "Sorry Hijikata I have to go, tell Kondou-san I'll see him in class." Before Hijikata could ask, Okita turned and left. 'A rematch huh, she'll regret such a stupid request.' Okita thought a he walked down the hall." Okita headed to his first period class where he planned to meet Kagura for the rematch.
"Psss Okita!" Okita looked around and saw Ginpachi peeking from around the corner.
"Oh hey sensei, whatsup."
"Ah, I need you to give this letter Hijikata." Ginpachi said as casually as possible.
"Um this wouldn't happen to be a love letter would it sensei?"
" NO! What are you talking about!"
"Well I'll make sure to deliver it to him. " Okita said goodbye and continued on his way, but stopped when he got a text message from Hijikata.
I found Kondou in the nurses office.
While reading the message Okita missed the girl running down the hall.
The girl stared at the letter in her hands. 'I hope he says yes. oooh I'm soo nervous. Should I even give this to him. No I waited this long. I have too but what if he rejects me?!' The girl looked up too late and ran into Okita. The letter fell out of her hands and next to Ginpachi's letter that fell out of Okita's pocket.
"Oh I'm so sorry. The girl bowed in apology and accidently picked up Gintoki's letter before running off.
BRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGG
When Okita heard the bell rang, he quickly picked up the other letter, put it in his pocket and ran to class. Okita entered the class and sat in his seat next to Kagura. Kagura chewed on a sausage, and watched Okita sit down.
"Bastard, you're late." Kagura grinned. "Don't tell me you chickened out."
"Don't get your hopes up, China girl. We'll settle this at lunch."
Ginpachi leaned on the desk as he read through the attendence list. He looked up and saw several students missing. "Ah this is too troublesome. Listen if your here then just yell 'here'."
"Here!", the class yelled.
Okita raised his hand. "Sensei Kondo is in the nurses office."
Yamazaki and Shinpachi sweatdropped.
An large explosion occured outside the door. Everyone turned towards the door and saw Sa-chan enter. "I'm so sorry sensei." Sa-chan crawled on the ground towards Ginpachi's feet. " I ran into some trouble, but I managed to save it." Sa-chan held up the bento box she made for him, before collapsing on the floor.
Ginpachi looked at his attendance list and checked off Sa-chan's name.
"Shinpachi, why don't you take her to the nurses office."
Shinpachi sighed and helped Sa-chan up. 'Why is all this happening to me." Shinpachi arrived at the nurse's office and knocked on the door before entering. "Ah hello, I have a patient here."
"AHAHAHAHA. What do we have here?!" Sakamoto appeared and inspected the girl in his arms. "Hmm it seems we'll have to do a full body examination."
"I don't think that's necessary!!"
"NURSE!" Sakamoto called before turning to Shinpachi again. "Nonsense. As a doctor I am suppose to know these things, right. Trust me."
'I wouldn't trust this man with my life.', Shinpachi thought. Shinpachi looked up and saw the nurse appear behind Sakamoto. "What do you want?"
Sakamoto turned to Shnpachi. "This is my assisstant Mutsu. Doesnt she look cute in that nurse outfit? AHAHAHAHA"
Mutsu walked up behind Sakamoto and hit him on the back of the head with a tray. Shinpachi watched, surprised, as the doctor fell to the ground unconcious.
Mutsu looked a Shinpachi calmly. "Don't worry, she just needs some rest and she''ll be fine."
Shinpachi sighed and returned to the classroom. He opened the door and saw complete chaos. Ginpachi was leaning back in his chair reading jump. Otae and Kagura were having a picnic in the corner of the classroom. Katsura sat at a desk teaching Elizabeth how to properly write his name. He saw Hijikata threatening Okita with a sword, while Yamazaki attempted to crawl away unseen. Hasegawa was nervously talking to that scary guy who had a wierd affinity for flowers, as he also read an issue of Jump.
Shinpachi looked at all his classmates, and was so close to leaving until Otae called him over. "Shinpachi come on, the soup is almost done. "
Kagura munched on a rice ball and looked at Shinpachi. "Yeah four-eyes, you should try the rice balls, they're delicious." Kagura turned to Ginpachi. "Sensei come and join us." Ginpachi looked up from his Jump and saw Kagura waving at him.
The scent of food made him realize just how hungry he was. 'Hm I'm really hungry. But wouldn't I seem desperate eating food given to me by my students? Ugh sooo hungry. No no, there's 20 minutes til lunch. I can wait.' Ginpachi panicked when he felt his stomach growl. 'Nooo don't betray me stomach. I refuse to shed my dignity for something so trivial as food!'
"We brought some bargain dash ice cream," Otae offered with a smile.
Gintoki quickly got up, and sat with them. "Well if you insist."
Shinpachi sweatdropped. 'That guy wanted to come over all along.'
Gintoki picked up a bowl and grabbed some chopsticks preparing to pick some meat from the soup. His chopsticks were an inch away from the bowl, until-
"Okita get back here!!" A sword landed in the middle of the soup pot, causing soup to splash all over the surrounding victims. "Damn, I missed!" Hijikata pulled the sword out of the pot and was about to chase after Okita, when he noticed Gintoki across from his covered in soup.
Otae was about to beat his face in until Kagura and Shinpachi tackled her, and watched the scene.
Hijikata's eyes sofftened."Sorry sensei." Hijikata lifted his hand to wipe the soup of Ginpachi's face. Ginpachi's face turned from angry to surprised, and then to embaraassment, when he felt Hijikata's warm hand against his face. When Hijikata was done he got up and ran after Okita who was watching the scene with amusement from far away.
Shinpachi, Otae, and Kagura stared at their sensei's red face but before they could ask anything the bell rang.
Okita, and Hijikata went there seperate ways for their next class. Okita stopped when he remebered the had the letter in his pocket. "Oh Hijikata, here's a letter from Ginpachi-sensei. I expect something in return for going out of my way to deliver this," Okita said as he walked off.
'Ginpachi-sensei?!' Hijikata's eyes widened as he read the letter.
I realize that we may not know eachother very well, and that we don't have much in common but I've had a lot of time to think about my feelings for you and I've come to realize that I love you. Please be my boyfriend. I'll be waiting for your response.
Hijikata put the letter in his pocket and ran back to Ginpachi's classroom.
Ginpachi left the clasroom on a mission to get some lunch. He closed the door and turned around only to see Otose standing in his way.
"There you are you lazy excuse of a teacher. When are you going to pay the rent! That apartment room isn't free you know!"
Ginpachi kept a hand on the doorknob, preparing to lock himself in his classroom if need be. "Listen grandma, as a teacher you should understand how hard it is for a man like myself to make a living in this cruel world. Especially a man cursed with a natural perm. So having to deal with my crazy landlady both at home and at work is not something I can deal with."
"What was that permhead!? You want to die!?" Just as Otose was about to attack, Gintoki quickly slipped into the classroom and locked the door.
"Get out here you idiot!" Gintoki waited for Otose to stop pounding on the door, and sighed in relief when he heard someone calling for her. After a few seconds of silence, Gintoki opened the door and cautiously peeked outside.
"Finally." When he saw Otose had left, Ginpachi left the classroom but was grabbed by the arm and pulled back inside.
"What the-...Oogushi-kun!"
Hijikata grabbed his shoulders and pushed him up against the wall.
"Ow! Oi, what the hell are you doing?!"
"Do you really mean this?" Hijikata asked as he held up the letter.
Remembering the letter he had asked Okita to give him, Ginpachi nodded. "Yes I- "
Hijikata dropped the letter and attempted to kiss him, but Ginpachi put a hand on his mouth and another on his chest to prevent from coming closer. "What are you doing?!"
Hijikata chuckled and shook his head. "I wouldn't have expected a love letter from you." Hijikata gently pulled off both hands, and leaned in further.
"What are you-"
"But this will make things easier." Hijikata leaned in and captured his lips.
"Mmn" Ginpachi placed a hand on his chest and attempted to push him away but Hijikata grabbed his hands and tilted his head to make the kiss deeper. He nibbled on his bottom lip before slipping his tongue through. Hijikata explored his mouth taking in the strong scent of sweets and cigarettes. After several seconds, Hijiakata pulled away and smiled at the dazed looked on his sensei's face. He continued to watch his reaction as he leaned in to lick the trail of saliva from his lips.
"S-stop, bastard," Gintoki panted out. Hijikata smirked and attached his mouth to his neck leaving a trail of kisses.
"I can't when you look at me like that." Hijikata continued to trail opened mouth kisses down his neck and and reached up to loosen Ginpachi's tie so he could go further.
"W-wait a minute...stop..mmmn." Hijikata looked up at his sensei's flushed face with lustful eyes before moving further down to his chest. Hijikata let go of Ginpachi's hands, before placing his own on the wall next to his head as his other hand traveled down his thigh to guide his legs around his waist. Hijikata tore his mouth away from his chest and dropped his head in the crook of his neck. "Sensei...", he whispered into his ear, grunting softly as he their lengths rubbed together. Hijikata slowly moved his hips loving the small mewls that fell from Ginpachi's lips. "mmmnn.." Ginpachi gripped the folds of his uniform and Hijikata knew he had to stop before things got out of hand. Hjikata stilled his hips, and smirked when Ginpachi let a moan of dissappointment slip. Hijikata inhaled his scent before slowly backing up and letting him go. Ginpachi leaned on Hijikata for support as he attempted to stand on his own.
"Sensei are you okay, " Hijikata whispered in his ear. Once Ginpachi was out of his daze, he glared at Hijikata and smacked him on the head.
"What the hell bastard did you even read my letter!!"
"The answer is yes." Hijikata hid his face in the crook of his neck to hide his blush, and mumbled into his shirt. "I'll be your boyfriend."
Ginpachi's face resembled a tomato at Hijikata's confession.
"Listen, I have to go. I'll see you later today okay." Hijikata kissed him on the forehead before leaving. Gintoki watched him leave and then picked up the letter on the floor.
"What the hell!? I didn't write this!"
The girl slowly approached her crush, her hands trembling as she delicately held the letter.
The boy looked up and saw her. "Hey Kimiko. What's wrong?"
"Here this is for you!" Too nervous to stay, the girl shoved the letter in his hands and ran away.
"Kimiko!," the boy called out. When she was out of sight, the boy looked back at the letter.
Kimiko kept running down the hall until she could no longer see him and then stopped to look back. 'Kyo, please say yes.'
The boy opened the letter and read it.
How dare you take advantage of me again you bastard!! Don't think this is going to keep happening! If I see your face outside of class again prepare for a serious ass whoopin.
The boy looked at the letter in fear and shock. 'WHAT!?'
SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT. My harddrive crashed again. so I'm sorry I couldn't reply to reviews, I'll try to do that now. I love you people for all the nice things you said!!