The Lost Scrolls
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto Or Fairy Tail
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Lucy walked to the door to her and Naruto's shared apartment and opened the door to find Erza, Tenten, and Juvia.
"Hey guys! Come on in!"
Lucy said and ushered her friends inside because for once, she was actually the one to invite people over.
"Thank you for having us, Lucy."
Erza said politely before striding in and going straight to the table.
"Don't mind the intrusion!"
Tenten cheerfully said and followed Erza.
"Naruto-Sama~ Juvia is here to play~"
Juvia chimed and skipped inside, but she stopped to look around when she got no response.
"Eh? Naruto-Sama?"
Juvia looked in the bathroom, under the covers of the bed, then under the bed, under the table, inside the cabinets, under Lucy's writing desk…
Lucy sweatdropped as she watched the blue haired search the entire apartment, leaving no spot unchecked.
"Uh… Hi, Juvia."
"Boohoo~! Where is Naruto-Sama?"
Not wanting her floors to get ruined, Lucy pat her friend on the head.
"Naruto is out training right now, so it's just us for now."
Juvia looked up at the celestial spirit mage with a quivering lip.
"Darn… That was the only reason Juvia decided to come."
"Hey now…"
Erza chuckled, gaining the attention of the other girls.
"Now now, Juvia. I understand how you feel, but since Naruto isn't here…"
The knight crossed her left leg over her right in a delicate fashion, but her eyes were serious as she spoke.
"We can talk about girl stuff."
Tenten smiled awkwardly.
"Girl stuff… You say?"
After bringing Juvia to the table, Lucy walked over to the kitchen to get some drinks.
"Well, before we get started, how about some… Eh? Looks like we're out of tea. Looks like I'm gonna have to go to the market really quick. I'll be right back, just make yourselves at home!"
"Eh? You don't have too…"
Tenten started but Lucy was already out the door.
"Well then, let's look for Naruto-Sama's secret stash of Juvia merchandise…"
Juvia said and began to look through the cabinets.
"H-hey, wait a second! Lucy literally just walked out the door and you're gonna-Hey! Erza-San too!?"
Tenten said in disbelief when Erza got up and started helping Juvia.
"I'm curious to see what Naruto and Lucy could be hiding… It's not often we get into their apartment without Natsu and Happy with us…"
Hold on… Erza just said something incredible right there.
"…You mean you guys break into Naruto and Lucy's apartment with Natsu and Happy?"
"Yup."
Was both Juvia and Erza's flat answer, and Tenten face-faltered. She could understand Juvia with her strange obsession with Naruto, but Erza?
"Look Erza-San! Juvia found something…!"
"Poor Lucy… Hey, are you sure you guys should be opening that?"
After recovering from her fall, Tenten grabbed onto the table and pulled herself up to see Juvia open the drawer on Lucy's writing desk. Even Tenten knew Juvia was getting into trouble by opening that drawer, as it was the first rule Lucy had given her and the other Konoha ninja. Tenten remembered Lucy saying something about that drawer containing her most embarrassing works.
"Oh! These are old Weekly Sorcerer's Magazine Articles!"
Tenten raised an eyebrow and walked over to the two girls that were currently rummaging through the forbidden drawer.
"Sorcerer's Magazine… That's the one with all the news about the mage guilds, right? Why does Lucy have… Oh."
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! As you can see in the picture above, that is Fairy Tail's Naruto Uzumaki affectionately carrying another member out of the guild. Could there be love in the air? Stay tuned as I find out more of the details!
Hello viewers, Jason here again with the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! With the dispersion of the guild Phantom Lord, new members join our favorite guild Fairy Tail! Gajeel Redfox, an Iron Dragonslayer like our favorite Fire Dragonslayer Natsu the Slamander! As well as Juvia Lockser, a lovely water mage! But get this, Juvia Lockser was seen following Naruto Uzumaki and his female friend around town! Could there be a love triangle involving these three mages? Stay tuned for more details in the next issue!
Hello viewers, Jason here again with the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! Fairy Tail's One Man Army was seen walking through town with his two female companions wearing a COOL new red cloak with black flames! Could he have been trying to impress his lady friends with a COOL new look? It seemed to have worked because Juvia Lockser was all over the ninja, and the blonde female mage looked jealous! Stay tuned for more!
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! It's that time of the year again, folks! Yes, that's right! Magnolia's Harvest Festival! You know what that means… Fairy Tail's Miss Fairy Tail pageant! We got to see many performances of the guild's lovely ladies! But to everyone's surprise, including myself, that none other than Fairy Tail's One Man Army Naruto Uzumaki entered the stage! You must be thinking: What is a man doing in the Miss Fairy Tail contest? To our surprise, Naruto Uzumaki became shrouded in smoke and transformed into a foxy lady! The crowded was blown away by his performance with transformation magic! Due to some minor events, the winner has yet to be decided. But I think we all know the winner of this year's contest will be!
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! Unbelievable news people! There appeared to have been a secret battling competition in Fairy Tail during the Harvest Festival! The final competitors of this competition were none other than Laxus Dreyar, grandson of guild master and wizard saint Makarov, and Fairy Tail's One Man Army, Naruto Uzumaki! Their magical power shook the entire town, but only one could prevail and prove to be the top dog of the greatest guild in Fiore! The winner was none other than Naruto Uzumaki! Stay tuned to find out what the young ninja will do next!
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! Fairy Tail's One Man Army is at it again! After solving a mysterious case of missing ships and defeating a demonic crocodile, I spotted the ninja walking through town with his two lovely female companions at his side! What a lucky man! It seemed the blonde female mage was feeling down… Could it be a lover's quarrel? Stay tuned to find out!
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! Breathtaking news this time everybody! It was just brought to the public that one of the Balam Alliance guild, The Oración Seis, was just taken down by the mage guild alliance of Blue Pegasus, Cait Shelter, Lamia Scale, and everyone's favorite Fairy Tail! Naruto Uzumaki, Fairy Tail's One Man Army, was said to have defeated three of the six members by himself, including the leader! Stay tuned to find out what our favorite ninja does next!
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! Fairy Tail's One Man Army Naruto Uzumaki was seen in town with his lovely female companions. Perhaps they were on a date? Things are looking well for our favorite ninja!
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! So there I was, in Clover Town doing research on the aftermath of the battle against the demon Lullaby, when I ran into none other than Fairy Tail's One Man Army Naruto Uzumaki! With him, was the same blonde female member, along with a newer member of the guild, Juvia Lockser! The two female mages appeared to have been competing with one another with street performances for Naruto Uzumaki's attention! Who was able to get the upper hand in the relationship? Stay tuned for when I find more information!
Hello viewers, Jason here again with the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! Fairy Tail's annual Twenty-Four Hour Race this year was an event I don't think anyone will be forgetting for a long time! At the beginning of the race, we were all surprised to see Naruto Uzumaki, Fairy Tail's One Man Army, competing evenly with none other than Jet, the undefeated champion of speed for many years! Then, during the middle of the race, Naruto Uzumaki created an army of clones to leave behind and PRANK the souls out of the other members! If that wasn't COOL enough for you, at the end of the race, an unexpected turn of events occurred… Just as Naruto Uzumaki was helping Jet to the finish line, the blonde female mage from before comes flying in out of nowhere and crashes into our favorite ninja! The two then share a kiss right in front of everyone! How will Juvia Lockser react to this development? Stay tuned as I find out more juicy details!
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! After the conclusion of what I am now calling "The Race Of Pranks", a mysterious group of ninja appeared out of nowhere! Their clothing was similar to Fairy Tail's One Man Army Naruto Uzumaki, so perhaps they are friends of his? But that is not all, within the group of these ninja, there are three lovely female ninja. What is their relation to Naruto Uzumaki? Stay tuned for more information in the next issue!
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! Naruto Uzumaki was spotted traveling this last week, but not with his usual female companions! This time, he was seen traveling with Fairy Tail members Cana Alberona, and newer member Wendy Marvel! The mature beauty that is known for her drinking was seen teasing our favorite ninja! What could this mean? Has Naruto Uzumaki charmed yet another female member? Stay tuned for more details!
Hello viewers, Jason here again to spread the latest gossip regarding Fiore's greatest guild, Fairy Tail! Breaking news! While on my monthly trip to Magnolia, I stumbled upon a breathtaking sight! I witnessed Fairy Tail's One Man Army Naruto Uzumaki embracing none other than this magazine's very own cover girl, Mirajane Strauss! The two were standing on a bridge, watching the sunset in each other's arms… Talk about romantic! But what does this mean for Juvia Lockser, and that other blonde female mage? Stay tuned for when I find out more developments!
"Lucy, you… You poor thing…"
Tenten said to the girl who had just walked in the door with a bag of groceries in her hand, and said bag hit the floor.
Lucy's face was bright red.
"Wh-wh-wh-wh-why are you reading those!?"
"Ah, um you see…"
Tenten said as she tried to come up with an excuse, but it was no use because she was just guilty as the other two girls.
"Hm… These articles are pretty good, except some of the facts being incorrect. I'll have to let Jason know the next time he is in town."
Erza said as she nonchalantly looked through more of the pages, much to Lucy's still growing embarrassment.
"Kyah~ Everyone knows about Juvia and Naruto-Sama's relationship? How embarrassing~!"
Juvia squeled while hugging the articles involving her to her chest and squirming.
Lucy and Tenten both looked at the rain woman and sweatdropped. That girl was hopeless.
"Oh, we have company? What's up everyone?"
Lucy stiffened when she heard a voice at the door, and her neck creaked around to find Naruto standing at the door with a goofy grin on his face.
"Hm? What's this paper on the floor-H-hey! Lucy!? Why are you covering my eyes!?"
"Tenten-San!"
Lucy cried out to the kunoichi in a pleading voice.
Tenten managed to gather up the loose articles and put them back into the drawer before Naruto was able to free himself. Later, Lucy explained that she had been keeping Naruto from seeing the embarrassing articles about them. How the girl had managed to do so for so long, Tenten would never know.
In the end, Tenten agreed to help Lucy.
A/N: Next time, a bet that leads to the women's bathroom?