Monkeyman215 has signed in…
Beautyqueen016 has signed in…
Monkeyman215: Do you want to play a game?
Beautyqueen016: Depends, what's the game?
Monkeyman215: Have you ever?
Beautyqueen016: Alright…I'll go first.
Beautyqueen016: Have you ever kissed a girl?
Monkeyman215: Yes. What kind of question is that?
Beautyqueen016: Were you expecting something more rated R?
Monkeyman215: Well, yea…
Beautyqueen016: Well, too bad! ;P
Beautyqueen016: Your turn, Jake.
Monkeyman215: Have you ever kissed a girl? :P
Beautyqueen016: Not going to answer that. :P
Monkeyman215: Come on, Melissa, spill!
Monkeyman215: I won't tell! ;P
Beautyqueen016: Fine…yes
Monkeyman215: No freaking way! :P I want to hear this!
Beautyqueen016: It's not a big deal.
Beautyqueen016: It was at camp, two years ago, so it doesn't even count.
Monkeyman215: It still counts. :P
Beautyqueen016: W/e
Monkeyman215: Well, was there tongue?
Beautyqueen016: …
Monkeyman215: I knew it! :P
Beautyqueen016: Have you ever felt a girl up?
Monkeyman215: Sadly, no…
Monkeyman215: Why, have you? ;P
Beautyqueen016: Lol, no. I didn't go that far with her.
Monkeyman215: I have to meet this girl…Is she online? Who was she?
Beautyqueen016: She was a close friend of mine.
Monkeyman215: Alright…Have you ever gone all the way with a guy?
Beautyqueen016: Not with my boyfriend, if that's what you mean…
Monkeyman215: But have you?
Beautyqueen016: Nope.
Monkeyman215: How far have you gone?
Beautyqueen016: Ha, it's not your turn! ;P
Monkeyman215: Fine…go!
Beautyqueen016: Have you ever experimented with another guy?
Monkeyman215: You'd better be talking about science class!
Beautyqueen016: Lol, have you?
Monkeyman215: NO!
Monkeyman215: No! No! No! Capital N-O! NO!
Monkeyman215: And did I forget to mention NOOO
Beautyqueen016: LMFAO…It was just a question…
Beautyqueen016: Can I ask you one other question?
Monkeyman215: Shoot.
Beautyqueen016: Why do guys get so sensitive about their sexuality?
Beautyqueen016: I mean, if two guys accidentally touch hands for one second, they start freaking out!
Beautyqueen016: I mean, nobody is saying that you're gay! :P
Beautyqueen016: And it's such a double standard!
Beautyqueen016: Guy's get turned on when they see two girls making out; because THAT is ok.
Beautyqueen016: But when two guys are being romantic with each other, then that's just wrong!
Monkeyman215: Hey, I never said homosexuality was wrong.
Monkeyman215: It's just that I'm straight!
Beautyqueen016: So am I, but I've kissed a girl.
Monkeyman215: Well…that's different…
Beautyqueen016: There's the double standard. :P
Monkeyman215: Hey, I'm not disagreeing with you.
Monkeyman215: I guess guys are just put off by stuff like that.
Monkeyman215: Like…we know that we're straight, or that our buddy is straight…but we have this…fear of others thinking we're gay. That's why we freak out.
Monkeyman215: Have you ever gone past second base?
Beautyqueen016: I haven't even made it to first yet.
Monkeyman215: Are you kidding me? The boyfriend hasn't done anything yet?
Beautyqueen016: Nope.
Monkeyman215: Maybe he's waiting for you to make a move.
Beautyqueen016: Why should I make the first move? It's the guy's job.
Monkeyman215: Speaking of double standards…
Beautyqueen016: What?
Monkeyman215: Beautyqueen016: Why should I make the first move? It's the guy's job.
Beautyqueen016: Ha-ha! You're so perceptive (sarcasm).
Monkeyman215: No, I'm being serious! :P
Monkeyman215: You women go on and on about equality, and you still have the balls to say that it's the MAN'S job to make a move!
Monkeyman215: Figuratively speaking…I meant the metaphorical balls…
Beautyqueen016: Yes…I picked up on that…
Monkeyman215: I'm just saying…girls are doing stuff like that all the time. :P
Beautyqueen016: Well then, you're in luck. I'm not a girl.
Monkeyman215: You'd better be kidding…
Beautyqueen016: Nope.
Monkeyman215: Liar!
Beautyqueen016: Nope. I'm telling the truth.
Beautyqueen016: And you were flirting with a dude this whole time.
Beautyqueen016: And I'm posting our convos on the forums. :P
Monkeyman215: Dude…come on…Let's not do anything hasty…
Beautyqueen016: Relax, I was kidding. :P
Monkeyman215: Yea, I bet you are.
Beautyqueen016: I am! I'm a girl!
Monkeyman215: I'm not falling for that again...
Beautyqueen016: Come on, Jake, I was kidding.
Monkeyman215: Too bad, I'm not falling for it!
Beautyqueen016 wants to share a photo with you….
Monkeyman215:This better not be photo of a guy…
Monkeyman215 has accepted Beautyqueen016's photo
Receiving file…file buffering…
Beautyqueen016: That's a recent photo, and I don't share it with just anyone! ;P
Monkeyman215 has received Beautyqueen016's photo
Beautyqueen016: You like? ;P
Monkeyman215 has signed out
Beautyqueen016: What a jerk off!
Ratman2112 has signed in…
Ratman2112: I'll talk to you!
Beautyqueen016 has signed out…
Ratman2112: Well…she was probably a dude anyways…Screw this, I'm going back to omeagle…
Hey, I had to let David have a cameo in this one :P
David is too much of a badass to leave out of a story :P
Hope you enjoyed this chapter; sorry it's so short. I was going to add more dialogue, but I liked the way Marco eased his way into getting a photo from Beautyqueen.
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