power cut
The Joker came back into the front room, carrying the big bag that contained the 12 hundred pizzas.
"Here guys, the pizzas are here" he said, setting the bag down on the floor. The baddies practicly ripped open the bag and pulled out all 12 hundred boxes.
"Did you tip the piza guy off?" Freddy asked as he took a bite out of the pepperoni pizza. "Erm, yeah. He was very very greatful, heeheehee". The baddies were all beginging to get stuck into the pizza when suddenly, the music stopped and they were engulfed in total darkness.
"Woah, who turned out the lights."
"I think we're experiecing a slight power cut guys"
"Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I am a ghost, I will eat you brains, muahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"Eeeeeeeek, who said that?"
"It was The Joker"
"What?"
"It was you saying that you were a ghost and you were going to eat our brains"
"Ok, easy Voldie, I was just kidding around, aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee, what was that?"
"It was Mini-me farting, and stop screaming like a girl"
"I cannot see a fricken thing"
"Oof, Dr Evil, that was my foot"
"Sorry Jack"
"You will be, ahahahahahahahahahaha".
"Where are the torches?"
"I don't know, I cannot see a thing"
"Ok, let's not panic(breath) we just need to remian calm"
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
" Joker, stop acting like a fricken ghost"
"I was just giving the dark atmopshere a spooky sound effect"
"Idiot, you made Mini-me wet his pants"
"ooh la la, I am so sorry"
"Can everyone just shut the hell up?"
"Aiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee, someone grabbed me"
"Here's Johnny"
"I know that was you Jack and don't creep up on me like that again".
"Fool, you scream like a girl"
"Hey"
"What, you do. You just did it"
"Don't make me torture you with the dreaded barney song"
"Nooooooo, anything but that"
"Ok then, if you ever say I scream like a girl again, I will sing the dreaded barney song, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha, oooga booga, hehehehehehehehehe".
"This place is haunted"
"No it isn't Scar"
"then how come the fricken lights arn't on then"
"A simple (breath) power failure"
"Incoming krueger"
"Dammit Freddy"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, assholes"
"Shut up"
"That's it, I'm gonna jump on you"
Sounds of tackles and slight swear words were being heard in the darkness until the lights came back on. Dr Evil's trousers had been pulled down, Mini-me had somehow ended up under the cushions, The Joker had Freddy Krueger in a headlock, Voldemort and Darth vader were caught in a tangle, Scar got his head stuck in a plant pot, Jack had accidently chopped the pizza bag into shreds.
"Hallujah,we have light" Scar said in sarcasm. "Now I can see where I'm going" Darth vader said. "how can you see with that thing on your head?" the Joker asked, looking at Darth vader suspiciously. "Watch it" the sith lord barked. "Ok, can we finish eating the pizza?" asked Dr Evil. "Ok" everyone yelled. They all ate all the pizzas.