Credit for Red vs Blue goes to Rooster Teeth

sorry this chapter is not very long or very good and again this story might not end up being very long and well if future chapters do get better we will see if it will be a little longer, anyway I will let you read this chapter now.

[Alley's Pov]

okay which way is Red base again?

was it on the left or right side?

man, I should of asked before they dropped me off here

I decided to just wing it, and headed to the left

to say I didn't see anything weird or crazy, would be a lie.

cause what I was seeing was something that I thought I would never see in real life

it was the blue base and it had a whole lot of people around and on it screaming and dancing

"you got to be kidding me..."

"PARTY YEAH!"

Sister yells out while shaking what her mama gave her,

wonder when her mama is going to take it back?

I was about ready to turn and leave when I hear her sudden call out to me

"hey are you the delivery person who suppose to bring the pizza? if you are, your two days late! pizza's free now!"

"yeah I'm not here for that, I'm here because I'm suppose to be on the red team and-"

"oh yeah! you want to head over that way, but got to warn ya that old man is crazy, like old man crazy and not the hot kind either."

she tells me as she points behind me, and to the direction to red base

I'm guessing this is some part of the show where Sarge goes AWOL.

[Third Pov]

Sarge was going over his plans with his only remaining man on his team Lopez, even though he isn't a man and is a robot

and the plan was the same as it was last time, do nothing

cause like his mother always told him

if you hit a girl, I will marry you off to a tiger

and that is one of the reasons why Sarge hates the color orange, his mother told him if he ever hit a lady, she will throw him to a tiger

"why can't we just attack her and take her base already, there is only one of her...when she isn't throwing those parties."

"that is a interesting plan Lopez, but I don't think it will work. we just don't have the money right now...but maybe one day we'll get that gorilla-shark attack dogs someday, yeah someday..."Sarge said as he sighs and starts to daydream about half gorilla, half shark and half dogs attacking the blues.

"that is not what I said, there was no gorilla-shark attack dogs in my words!"

"your right, if we don't try we may never get things done. let's do it! let's raise the money for those gorilla-shark attack dogs! we could sell brownies, like those brownies that Sister was eating before."

"do not do that, those weren't the normal brownies you crazy old crow."

as Sarge was walking out of the room, Lopez heard him say "wonder what those brownies were made out of?"

"do not try to make those brownies! you can't even cook! and those brownies are once again in case you did not hear me, aren't the normal type of brownies and if you even try to eat them you will be as high as Grif's sister is!"

Lopez tells him as he follows Sarge and tries to talk him out of the idea of making those brownies that he saw Sister had over at one of her parties.

to be continued