The last day of school is near and the girls are busy getting read for summer vacation. Margarine turned on the television for commercials. But it turns out the commercials are actual parodies from other commercials that featured toys that she'd always wanted for like years.
(On Television)
Announcer: Are you feeling unhappy and want depression to go away? Then here's a toy that can make feel good! It's Comfort Me Elmo!
Comfort Me Elmo: Elmo feels very sad! (sniffs) Can you make help him feel better? (Boy hugs him) Awww...
Announcer: Comfort Me Elmo starts out feeling sad until you comfort him with love to make him happy! Squeeze his hand and he can ask what he really wants to make him happy with one of his favorite things that include him as well.
(Boy squeezes Comfort Me Elmo's hand)
Comfort Me Elmo: Elmo wants a cookie!
(Boy gives Comfort Me Elmo a cookie)
Comfort Me Elmo: Mmm... Thank You!
(Boy squeezes Comfort Me Elmo's hand)
Comfort Me Elmo: Elmo wants a hug!
(Boy hugs Comfort Me Elmo)
Comfort Me Elmo: Awww... Thank You!
Boy: Is there anything he can do?
Announcer: Pull the string to make him dizzy.
Comfort Me Elmo: Whoa! (Spins) Elmo dizzy!
Boy: I hate you, Elmo! You cannot be tickled!
Announcer: Don't leave Comfort Me Elmo alone!
Comfort Me Elmo: OH! Elmo is lonely! (cries)
Announcer: Comfort Me Elmo. Available Now!
(Outside of Television)
Margarine: Oh My God... (Switches channels)
(On Television)
Announcer: From the makers of Pokemon, comes everyone's favorite creatures, Chinpokomon!
Kids: We Love Chinpokomon! (Laughs in Anime Style)
Announcer: You can collect them! Furrycat, Lambtron, Shoe, Donkeytron, Pengin, and More!
Kids: We All Love Chinpokomon! (Laughs in Anime Style Again)
Announcer: Chinpokomon! Available now!
Singer: CHINPOKOMON!
(Outside of Television)
Margarine: Oh my god... Enough Television for me...