sorry it took so long to update peoples, i'll try to get updated more often!

ELLO' GUVNA! I love speaking like a british person. In todays segment

Bowser: OH GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!
Crazy Hand: YEAH AND THEN YOU CAN USE SPOONS TO MAKE A CHICKEN POT PIE!
Fox: you didn't take your pills today did you?

Crazy Hand: HAHAHAHAHA……….no……..

Me: ooook I NEED REVIEWS OR THE DEMON ALIEN COWS WILL PROBE MEEEEE

As soon as Zelda and Peach had successfully trapped Bowser, Ganondorf, and Samus and all the other smashers got into the van (unwillingly of course) they set off for smashmall of America!

"Are we there yet?" "no" "Are we there yet?" "no" "Are we there yet?" "no" "Are we there yet?" "no" "Are we there yet?" "no" Ness took a breath to keep going but Mario slapped a hand over his mouth and at a stop light turned around and hissed. "if you say are we there yet? ONE MORE TIME I'll let Captain Falcon drive!

At the sound of his name Falcon lept up and yelled "REALLY! And remembering the horrifying experience of Falcon's driving everyone screamed and chained Falcon to the roof. All was silent.

"are we there yet?"

TIME PASSES

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA! The smasher's van crashed through a jersey barrier and got about 75 feet into the air before landing in a parking space at smashmall. "WOOOOOOO HOOOO! LETS GO AGAIN! Dr. Mario was busy trying to get DK's heart beating again and the rest of the smashers were pinned to the back of the van with Captain Falcon grinning insanely back at them from the drivers seat..

"NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Link slowly lifted his head and discovered Zelda had his hat and was running off tword the mall "YOULL ONLY GET IT BACK IF YOU TRY ON SOME CLOTHES!" Link just shrugged and went to get the master sword but it was gone! "OH! AND YOULL GET YOUR SWORD TOO! AND YOUR TRIFORCE OF POWER GANONDORF!" The hero of time and the uhhhhhh….villain of time ( I could just say the Gerudo King but where's the fun in that?) just groaned and stormed off after Zelda. "WAIT ZELDA! WE NEED TO GO OVER THE GROUPS!" Zelda hopped over pulling Ganon and Link with her "ok what are the groups?"

Peach looked in her purse and couldn't find the list " aw flufferbiscuits I left the list on the counter

. Falcon had just walked over covered in grease and with the steering wheel slammed over his head. "what I miss? I was modifying the van so that the breaks wont work and so that the slightest tap on the gas pedal will send it rocketing forward at 300 MPH" everyone stared at Falcon like he had a mole that looked like Darth Vader on his neck.

Suddenly Crazy Hand explodes from a fresh pile of dog crap on the parking lot and screamed

"MUSCIAL NUMBER!" and falcon had an afro (I am laughing my head off just imagining this) and was in a white disco suit and Macho Man began playing while falcon and Crazy Hand danced. Marth was used to crazy hand's insaneness and dragged everyone off into the mall with Ganon pushing the pile of staring Smashers.

IN THE MALLLLLLL

"lets split up gang!" "wrong show Mario" Zelda already was leading YL and Link away from the group with bottles of Lon Lon milk and toward the Abercrombie store. "Yesssssss come to the fashion sideeee" Ganon seeing the trap tried to snap the links back to reality

"LINK NAVI IS STEALING YOUR MILK!"

"Uhhhhh….. Malon is making out with Ingo?"

"Uhhhhh….. that's not Zelda its Ruto?""

at that name both links screamed and ran off to seek shelter from the fish-head.

Roy couldn't contain himself and spoke up "Hey Ganondorf, why do you care if link disappears?"

Ganon had no problem awnsering this "without link the whole Legend of Zelda series will collapse causing me to disappear and, he owes me 172,836,424,240 Rupees for breaking my wall sized TV."

Mewtwo began muttering to himself "wow this place is big, Hey guys do…..you……have………a..map….." as mewtwo turned around peach and Zelda had trapped everyone and dragged them off with the exception of the links who were on the other side of the mall hiding in the men's room, leaving mewtwo alone with the ice climbers, pichu, and jigglypuff. Mewtwo cursed his luck and cursed under his breath as he floated off to a scientific store with the "Happy Bunch" following him.

AUUUUUGH STAY AWAY YOU DEMON ALIEN COWS! THEY IS PROBING MEEEEEEEEE REVIEW OR THEY WILL REMOVE MY SPLEEEEEEN! NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY CHEESE!