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A/N No beta people. Wish I had one though…. Life doesn't give me extra benefits…
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Guess what guys. Something extremely rare happened.
Something so rare others would think it's a warning regarding mankind.
Something never seen before.
Something unheard of.
Do you know what it is?
….
I made a mistake.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's true. I didn't think it was possible either, but even someone extreme as me could be wrong. It seems those trainers – yeah 'trainers' were not trainers. They were just like testing people who came and tested you on where you would go, like you know where you were to be placed. I know, I suck at explaining.
I did not know this. I was not told this. (well I was but... me is da no listening) I was not ready.
Hehe... nope not me. I barely pay attention too.
I got bored so I looked through the hospital drawers and thought' Oooh~ Cool! Hey you see this, it's a sock – my two stinky socks~'
I remember thinking those exact words – cuz you know I haven't pulled a prank in a while. (Not since my last life)
I thought it'd be cool using a sock as a shuriken, since despite being mentally older than the trainers, I'm still immature. I need to work on that.
The trainers or Lady T. as I would like to call them discharged me from the hospital after a few good days' rest. Despite still craving sleep I went along with it. Maki gave me a kunai beforehand so I took it with me. She also told me to remember what she said but... meh. Socks stuffed in my pocket, I trudged ahead before them. Only to feel a hand on my shoulder locking me in place.
Huh?
"You must follow your leader child. Now is not the time for nonsense." Wait wahh? I was walking a little ahead. I don't get it. How is that nonsense? I was going to ask but the main lady – Boss T., was looking at me in such a way that I was too scared to ask.
Did I just say that? When am I ever scared? Pfttt! I must be hearing things!
Inwardly shaking my head, I followed Boss T. Why am I even following a stranger? I do not know? I could just be -. Woooooaaahhh!
Gosh! It's so big! Oops – that sounded wrong. But seriously. The field! It was bigger than the one the other day. I don't know if it's just my me but it looks almost the same as the other one. This one was just twice as big and next to a nice-looking building. It stretched like to the other side of the island. With bushes and trees with rocks ranging from pebbles to boulders locate in a corner. Sweet! Am I gonna live there! I stopped my train of thoughts when one of the ladies spoke up.
"Kimera-Hime, you may have already been notified of this but we believe it is time to test your abilities."
They nodded to each other, since I was only half paying attention and half being extreme. I don't know if they same one spoke or it was someone else this time. Don't judge. They all look the same, act the same, dress the same, they even all sound the same. I wouldn't be surprised if I was told they were triplets.
"Your mother has granted you access to the entire field for 2 hours. Your main goal is to surprise us. As easy as this may sound, it is not."
I still don't understand...
"If you manage to land a hit on the conscious target you will be moved to class A, if you plan to not participate or have shown no skill. You will be deemed unfit for a ninja and moved to class D. There you would learn how to live a civilian lifestyle which would benefit our country. Class B is for above average and capable ninja. Class C is just for average, below average, or cannon fodder. If you manage to get into any of these classes, you will be sent a sheet indicating you passed. School begins in 2 months. Despite being an heir you are easily replaceable- it all depends on that blood of yours. We will tell you when to start and when you have 10 minutes left. Good luck."
"Start!"
I still don't get it! What do I do! And hey – Maki said you cherish the kids you got. Maki's always right so you're lying. Tch. I guess I'll find out on my own.
Determined to do whatever I was supposed to do, I smiled – which quickly dropped when I felt the ground shake. Then something incredible happened. The ground – The freaking ground split open! Then - Oh my god! It's a gigantic spider!
It was all black with a red, hourglass-shaped mark on its back. I would've mistaken it for a Black Widow, if not for its size. It felt like it didn't see me yet. So, I slowly crept back and... it turned its head towards me.
Oh fuck.
Run for your life! I don't wanna die! With no further thoughts, I ran. As fast as my little legs could take me. I don't care if I was tired I had to get away to run.
Are they trying to kill me! I'm one of them for god's sake. But...
'you are easily replaceable'
Why am I still here then? Snap out of it! Focus!
I guess running wasn't the best option because the spider moved its head around quickly. Then it's red eyes landed on me. Next thing I know it took a leap. And when I say a leap, I mean really a leap. It practically flew in the air getting to my place in no time. I'm not saying I was slow or anything but I know I was outmatched.
Is this going to be how I die? A training accident? Or maybe it wasn't really an accident. They could have planned this, then chose another successor since I wasn't good enough. They want to get rid of me.
Wincing, I jumped at the exact moments the spider's fangs were coming towards me. This isn't a normal spider. No, it's a deadly beast. Who'll suck my blood out slowly, draining my juices, then take my inner organs – feeding it to its babies. After all that it'll bite my head off, crushes my brain with its jaws and then ingest the rest of my body whole. No thank you.
Shivering, I avoided another one of its advances. After a few more near misses I noted I couldn't keep up. I'd be dead soon if I don't try something. Digging my hands in my pockets I pulled something out.
A sock.
No way. I gotta stupid idea. What if – no that's too dangerous. Bruh! Who cares if it's dangerous and stupid! 'Ms. Conscious I could have sworn we were going to be dead anyways so what is there to lose?' I didn't care no more.
Getting in a good position. (or what I would describe as good, A.K.A. terrible) I got ready for another one of its attacks. But this time I was prepared.
Or so I thought...
I miscalculated the things speed and got to overconfident in my near non-existent abilities. This led to a near-miss – or me almost being eaten alive. Scrambling to get away from it once more I rethought my decisions.
1) Try it again, 2) die and see what happens next, 3) find a rock to write my will on, 4) there is none.
I guess I don't really have decent planning abilities. No plan B, issa ok though. I'll do plan A 2.0.
This time I made sure to do it right.
(Sadly) It didn't work. This time I did get hurt. It wasn't deep, but I was still bleeding from a gash on my chest from a swipe of its 'arms'. It stung like a bitch, making it almost impossible to focus on my surroundings.
I'm only three... but death doesn't need an age. I'll die if I don't do anything.
I keep miscalculating and I'm getting tired, that's not a good thing. Plus, it's hard. No extremely difficult. My disadvantages are too much and I can't find anything I have over that creature.
Ok plan A 21.0. Gosh this is tiring. Wait! When that bush get here? When did all these bushes get here? How big is this field? I could still see the building but were still very far away. Mmmmmmm. It seems the spider lead me to a trap. I'll just have to use that to my advantage.
Grabbing a stick, I threw it to the spider. Bad idea. You know why? Well because of my dumb action it came running straight to me in a straight line, right in front of me.
Aha! Taking the sock, I threw it as hard as I could...
Instead of landing on wherever the spider's nose was... it landed on a rock...
I guess this is how I die huh? Bye everyone. Bye world? Bye 2nd Life. Until I saw something amazing happen.
No way!
Lady luck must be on my side since one of the spider legs tripped on the rock, making it fell face flat, and tumbled to a pile of rocks, in a corner in front of me. It had a sock on its face too! I could be the luckiest person alive right now.
Now that was extreme!
Making sure to make as little noise as possible I crept toward the spider and stabbed its head with the kunai Maki gave me. I was expecting it to rise like a zombie a chew my head off, but it did not. That counts as a hit, right?
Before I could question myself any further a heard three poofs. Still pumped with adrenaline I threw my other stinky sock at the nearest thing in front of me.
It was the Lady Ts. And I accidentally threw the sock at the boss lady. Why does she look so mad? She's a ninja, right? She could have caught that or deflected it. I mean I couldn't really say this was a good time because they justwatchedme almost die but... I don't really feel like pushing my luck. So, I'm just going with the flow.
Despite being angry at me she stated I passed and was to go to class C. The lowest of the shinobi teaching courses and the top floor. I passed with 11 minutes to spare. She also mentioned that she was doing this because I surprised her a little, and how I should stop treating life as if it's a game, blah, blah, blah. Class C was located on the top floor. Since we're top floor we just study. Meaning no training, just regular school like my old life. I don't get it either, why can't C be bottom. Couldn't that be like training – you know walking up the many stairs, jumping off the windows, that's exercise too.
Nu... I signed, I guess class C was just begging for an extreme person. Well, since they asked. I'll gladly come. They probably never met someone like me before. Hehe... Prepare to be amazed!
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I met Maki on my way back from that 'test' and told her the good news. Since today wasn't one of my learning days, I talked as much as I wanted. Even when my throat got sore.
"Good job Kimera-Chan!" She practically beamed. I know she doesn't really like this ninja stuff cuz' she used to be one but I'm happy that's she's proud of me.
"Thank you! I was totally amazing! You should of seen me! I killed the spider without breaking a sweat." Crossing my arms, I smiled my extreme style. Others would describe it as creepy, but they're wrong – it's extreeeeme!
"Yes, Yes, of course you are. No spider can beat your spirit" Huh? Oh yeah! Of course, Nothing can stop me! I'm unstoppable!
"You know what else Maki!" At her confused look, I stated, "I'll be so extreme I'll move up to class A in no time!" In return she just shook her head and smiled.
I'm sure that I, Kimera, will be a totally awesome ninja soon. I already have the extreme part done too!
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Kimera'sso naïve...
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