*~*~*~*~*Heero and The Orange Juice Man*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*Part 3*~*~*~*
*~*~*Heero meets Yoko, the Orange Juice Man*~*~*
*~*by Pinky*~*
Disclaimer: I dun't own Gundam Wing! Dun't sue! Pwease!
Trowa pulled into the parking lot of the Jamestown Institute for the Mentally Ill (i made the name up) and everyone got out. Heero jumped out of the car and started to bounce on one foot. Quatre looked at Heero oddly and Heero stopped jumping and and put his arms out and began to pretend he was an airplane.
"WHOOOOOOOOSH!" Heero said as he "flew" around the others. Duo started to laugh and Wufei grumbled.
"This is not normal!" Wufei grumbled. "This is..is...Injustice!" The others led Heero the airplane into the building to check him in.
Trowa walked up to the front desk. "Excuse me, but I am here to check in Heero Yuy" he said. The lady at the front desk smiled. "And you are Heero?" she asked. Trowa looked at her and glared.
"Do I look like I need mental help?" He asked. The lady stopped smiling.
"Oh, excuse me, I just thought that..well..I mean...you seem to be alone and well..your hair..its well..not exactly normal" She stammered. Trowa glared more ((:::smacks front desk lady::: I like his hair!)) "Whats wrong with my hair?!" He asked angrily. The lady opened her mouth to answer, but just then Duo, Quatre, Heero, and Wufei came up behind Trowa. Heero was puffing up his cheeks and boucing around. Duo had to hold him to make sure he didn't bounce out of there. Trowa pointed to Heero. "This guy is Heero." he said.
"Oh, please take Heero to this room to meet with his doctor and thats where he will get a room" They left the stuupid front desk lady and led Heero to the room.
"Hello Heero!" The Doctor said as the 5 GW boys walked into the room. He put out his hands toward Trowa. "So glad your here so we can help you with your sickness." The doctor smiled. "My name is Doctor Shinacki" Trowa looked at the hand and then looked back up at the doctor.
"My name is Trowa." Trowa said and he pointed towards Heero. "This guy is Heero Yuy, the one who needs the help." The doctor stopped smiling at Trowa.
"oh my, I'm sorry. Its just that your hair looked...." the doctor said.
"MY HAIR LOOKS FINE!!" Trowa shouted as he plopped in a chair.
"Oh dear, I am sorry." The doctor walked towards Heero. "You are Heero then I guess" The doctor held out his hand towards Heero. Heero stared at the hand then stuck some chewed up bubble gum in it. Then he looked back up at the doctor and smiled. The doctor stared at his hand. "I see...well, Heero. Follow me. I will show you to your room." The doctor took the gum off of his hand and led the GW boys to Heero's room. His room was number 234 at the end of a long hallway. The doctor opened the door with his keys and led Heero and the others in. The room was a plain white room with cushy carpet and padded walls. A bed was against a wall. There was a small bathroom attached to the room and one small window, with bars, near the ceiling.
"Well Heero, this looks like your new home!" Trowa said as he plopped Heero's suitcase on the floor. Heero walked in slowly and looked around. Then he got on the bed and started jumping up and down. Duo took the doctor aside.
"Hey doc, ya make sure that he doesn't get into any sugar ok? He goes nutso if he has even a little. And let him blow bubbles too. He loooooooves those bubbles." The doctor nodded.
"Okay guys" Doctor Shinaki said to the others. "Its time for you to leave. Say good bye to Heero now!" Doc Shinaki shooed the others out of Heero's room quickly as they shouted their good byes.The Doc Shinacki smiled evilly as soon as they were gone. Heero watched as they left.
"Hey, where they go now? Where my bud buds go?" Heero asked Doc Shinaki.
"Well, I'm sorry, but you probably won't see them for a while Heero. Now come on..lets meet your new neighbors." The doc lead Heero out of his room. "Your first neighbor your going to meet is Yokorohoshiya(made up name!) Now, Yokorohoshiya here, is a very special person. When you meet him, you'll see why he is so special" The doc knocked on the door to room number 232. A tall, skinny very upright guy with shaggy brown hair answered the door. "What do ya want?" He asked.
"Well hello Yokorohoshiya!" the doc said. "I'd like you to meet Heero. He's your new neighbor." Heero held out his hand to Yokorohoshiya.
"Hello Heero! You can call me Yoko! Nice ta meetchya!" Yoko shook Heero's hand very carefully. Heero smiled and said "How do ya do? I am fine!" Then he poked Yoko in the stomach. Yoko screamed and stepped back.
"Don't touch me! I might spill!" Yoko said as he stood completely still. Heero stared at Yoko.
"Um...okay" Heero walked into Yoko's room and looked around. It looked exactly like his room. "hmm...nice place ya got here Yoko." Heero said as he sat on Yoko's bed. Yoko smiled. "Ya, I know. White's my favorite color." Yoko walked very stiffly toward the window. "Hey, Yoko...why do you walk and stand so straight and stiffly, and how come yer afraid to spill?" Yoko looked at heero like Heero's should already know the answer.
"I am a glass of Orange juice! If I spill then I will be all gone! I can't spill!" Yoko said as he stood against the wall. "Now it is time for me to take a nap" Yoko closed his eyes and started to snore softly.
"Alright Heero, it is time for you to go now." Doc Shinacki said as he pushed Heero out of the room. "You should take yer nap too" Heero went into his room and sat on his bed.
"You can meet your other neighbors after your nap." Heero layed on his bed and waited for Doc Shinacki to leave the room. As soon as the doc was gone Heero got up and went to his door, which was locked.
"Aw schmuck buckets!" Heero said as he tried to open the door. Then he took a hairpin out of his hair (it's necessary to keep one for emergencies) and picked the lock. (stuupid hospital people made the doors lock from the inside) He opened the door and walked down the hall toward the front desk. The ((stoopid!)) front desk lady was filing her nails when she saw Heero.
"Well hello there!" She smiled at him. Heero glared at her.
"Excuse me, but could you tell me where I am?" The front desk lady continued to smile. "Well, you are...at a carnival and the rides are down the hall to your right." Heero skipped down the hall and went to the right. He entered a room that was empty except a big table that was covered in blood. (::shivers:: the horror!) in the middle of the table was a used scalpal (EWWY!) and bits of flesh (AAHH!!) Heero walked slowly to the table, picked up the scalpal, stared at it, then skipped out fo the room carrying the scalpal. Across from that (evil) room was another room. It was the kitchen. Inside the kitchen was a HUMUNGO! fridge and some cupboards. Heero skipped into the kitchen and dug in the fridge and found a ham. He took the ham out and skipped out of the kitchen. He skipped back to the lobby and plopped the ham on the front desk. The (extremely dumb and idiotic) front desk lady stared at the ham.
"Um, Excuse me but where did that come from?" she asked as she stared at it. Heero just smiled at her. He pulled the scalpal out of nowhere (SPANDEX SPACE!!!) and stabbed the ham with it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" The front desk lady screamed and passed out. (now why'd she do that? really now.....its just a ham...and a bloody scalpal geeeez) Heero looked at her funny (liked this~~~~~o.O) and picked up the ham and went behind the desk. He went digging through drawers looking for bubbles (that mean doc shiinacki took his bubbles away!) when a woman with a young man walked up to the desk.
"Um, excuse me young man, but could you help me? I need to check in my son. His name is Georgey. Could you check on the computer to see where we're supposed to go?"
"Sure!" Heero said as he typed somethings into the computer. He didn't really know what he was typing...but thats always okay. "Alright. you must go down the hall and to your right, there you will find a big empty room with a table. The doctor will be waiting for you there." Heero said. He smiled nicely at them as they thanked him and walked down the hall and to the right. Heero was getting tired, so he picked up the ham again and went back to his room.
Heero opened his door and set the ham in the middle of the floor. " Alright little ham, I think I'll name you, MrHam!" Heero put a blanket of MrHam and climbed in his bed for his nap.
A/N: YEs, I was looking through a disk and I found this chapter. I wrote it a long time ago. I thought I might as well add to the stupidity of this fic. Anyways, you can go review now.
Ja!
Pinky