Chapter 3 – New Ideas Gone Wrong
After a suspension from the computer incident Harry, Dobby & Snape lost their privileges using technology.So they all had to find another way to get entertained and receive news from Hermione.Harry just tol dthem to give up about Hermione & so they did
Dobby thought of something really shifty" Dobby is telling Mr. Harry Potter sir to get girlfriends sir."
"Dobby that's a great idea how come we never thought of this "Harry Shouted
Snape agreed to find a hot teacher in Hogwarts or just to return to work. All 3 agreed to find someone and take them out for a date. Harry & Dobie ran back to the Dining Hall and check around. Snape cast a invisible spell and walking around the ladies lounge. Harry found Rons sister Ginny hot so he went up to her and asked her out.
10 minutes later...
You don't care about her. Harry told himself. Ginny is a waste of your time.
Yeah, well, then why are you sitting in a closet floor in the Hogwarts kitchens, eating expired cheese?
Good point.
And so the argument went. Ginny had dumped him just a few minutes after being asked out when she suspected him of putting a fart bomb on her seat. Which brought him to another argument?
Why does she think it's me? It's probably Dobbie and Snape playing a prank!
Well, you did tell her she looked beautiful in polka dots when she brought the robes to you to cheer her up.
So what! She does look beautiful in polka dots!
Well, it's no use worrying about it now. Better get out of this closet. Maybe some Forgetful elixir will ease the pain ?Nah maybe later.
He got up, and turned the closet door. Well, he would have opened it, if the door knob hadn't fallen off.
Great. Just what I need. What did I do to deserve this??
Harry sits back and remembers what he did 5 minutes ago.So I threw Colin's camera in the lake, "accio" was when I turn my underpants into butterflies, and handed in Ebay complaint form with my name on it, having Hermione fired, and when she asked why I did it, I told her she shouldn't worry anyway because Ebay goin g to have Michael Jackson take over her job.
Oh My Bloody Voldemorts !
Now Harry was mad.
"HELP!" he screamed, like an angry gorilla. "I'M STUCK IN A CLOSET!!"
He started pounding his fists on the door. Not a good idea, because when it finally opened, he fell on the floor.
"Dobby is hearing Mr. Harry Potter sir in need of help, sir. What can Dobby do for you, Mr. Harry Potter, sir?"
"Dobby?" said Harry, still faces down on the floor. "Err...help?"
Thirty minutes later Harry was off the floor bruised, ready to go back to the common room. Just as he was opening the doors, he heard...
"Wait, Mr. Harry Potter sir! Dobby is seeing something on the back of your robes!"
Harry turned around three times before seeing what Dobby was talking about, by which time the entire kitchen was filled with the foul smell of his own stored fart bombs.
Oh Great. I sat on my own bombs in the closet. Just great.
So Harry had a meeting once again & said he wanted to have his life returned back to a place with no more technology. They all probably agreed and Harry went back to take the elixir. He poured some in Snape & Dobby's drink. They drank first and fainted. Eventually Harry took some and fainted as well.
A new life once again resprung when he was awoken by Hermione telling him to wake up. Harry woke up and saw Ron and Hermione by his side. Snape & Dobby wasn't there so he knew he was alright. So just in case he asked "Have you ever heard of EBay?
"No why?" Ron replied
"What's the year?" Harry quickly asked
"Oh it's the year 2000"
"OH DAMMIT! WRONG POTION"... to be continued.
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