Ow! I'm in Pain!
Chapter 3!

A/n:

Kira: HAHAHA!!!! We watched a vampire movie

Yuki: Boo.

Kira: Yuki, we're not scared….Anyway! On with the story!

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Blue sky goes "tweet, tweet" above Yuki's head as she awakes to clouds floating in the tweeting sky. 'Wait…ceilings don't say tweet…' Yuki thinks, sitting up. She sees a palm tree over to her right growing in the sand, and in it, a bird.

"Oh! It's a birdie! Hi birdie!" Yuki cries happily waving at the bird. The bird just tweets again and flies away.

"Wow…" Yuki breathes, looking around her. "Kira's room magically grew sand and palm trees, and her ceiling looks like a sky!"

Yuki looks over at Kira, both sitting on the beach in their pj's. "Hey! I'm awake before Kira! Hehehe… Now I can play that prank on her….hehehehe…"

"Hey!" a boy's voice interrupts her plotting. When she looks at him ---with a malicious glare --- she recognizes his super spiked up hair as he runs toward them, followed by a white haired boy she also recognizes.

"Ugh…" Kira mumbles sitting up, also seeing the spiky haired idiot. "AH! SORA?!" she yells.

Sora and Riku look at her with a confused face but turn their attention to the blond and back to Kira.

"Who's that?" Riku asks gesturing to Yuki.

Sora seems completely unaware of Kira NOT being Kairi. "And why are you guys in pajamas? Especially gothic ones. I thought you hated gothic stuff."

"Who told you that?" Kira stares confused. "I love gothic clothing! Hence the Emily the strange," she says pointing to the pajamas her parents got her for Christmas one year.

Yuki looks on knowing what was going on and what is about to happen, laughing happily.

"Since when were you a goth, Kairi?" Sora asks tilting his head.

"HAHA! YOUR GUNNA DIE NOW!" Yuki laughs hysterically, while Riku looks over at her not comprehending.

"Sora. You. Are. Dead." Kira glares at the terrified brownie. "I. Am. Not. Kairi."

Before having time to react, Kira attacks Sora with her fists until satisfied with the boy covered in bruises.

Riku simply watches until the whole scene is over with until he starts asking his own questions. "So if you're not Kairi then who are you?"

"Um…well, my name's Kira and this is Yuki," she points to herself and then to her friend, completely ignoring her victim lying on the ground. "We're not really sure what happened but somehow we came from another world…"

"With magical gum!" Yuki adds.
Riku looks at the girl strangely.

Kira notices and waves her hand at Yuki. "Just ignore her. That usually works."

"Hey!" Yuki shouts, placing her hands on her hips. "That's not nice!"

"So? If you haven't noticed by now, I'm not nice," Kira says smiling sadistically.

As Yuki opens her mouth to retort, she is interrupted by a terrified shriek and someone running over to give treatment to the forsaken keyblade master.

"Uh…Hi, Kairi…." Kira waves at the girl giving treatment to her "boyfriend."

"Hey Kira! It's your twin!" Yuki yells mindlessly.

Kairi looks up in surprise. "…um….hi, Kira…it's been a while," she states warmly. "How did you get here?"

"Not really sure actually…" Kira answers.

Sora's eyes widely stare between Kira and Kairi. "You know her, Kairi?!"

Kairi nods. "Why don't we go to my house and we'll talk there. I'm sure Nana will want to see you again."

"The girl's adventure has just begun, and the hardest part is yet to come," Kai states seriously watching them walk away.

"What is with you?! How did you get here! Go home!" Kira orders from behind him.

He nearly has a heart attack. "What the?! Kira! Can't you just leave me alone!"

"I should be saying that to you. Later, stalker," she waves running back to the group.

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A/N: If you're wondering about the whole Kairi/Kira thing, it will all be explained next chapter.