A/N: I'm back again! Hehe. I found this chapter quite humorous. I hope you do to. Also if you have any suggestions for writing humor? I would really appreciate it! I think my next MR fanfic will be under humor. :p Enjoy!!!

Disclaimer: (sniffle) I...I don't own it!!!!(bursts out crying)

Recap:

Fang looked straight into my eyes.

Suddenly we were very close.

Fang gently pulled away some of my loose locks of hair.

My heart was doing cartwheels.

He leaned down and gently covered his lips with mine.

End Recap.

Warmth flooded my lips, my skin, my bones, my whole body. But it didn't end there. Fang started to kiss me more passionately, and I started to kiss back. I felt as if I was melting and my worries were being washed away.

Fang pulled away, knowing if we didn't stop, Iggy would wake up and give some pain in the ass comment. I looked at his dark eyes. His face was smooth, calm, but his eyes were dancing. Almost mischievously. His mouth quivered into a small smile. I smiled back and gave him a loving hug. He hugged back and began to stroke my hair, calmly. It was almost as good as the kiss.

I gave an inward yawn, and rested my head on his shoulder. I felt at peace, as I drifted off to sleep.

I didn't wake up in Fang's arms, thankfully. That would have caused some very embarrassing talk amongst the flock. However, I did end up beside Fang. Once again I was lucky because a) I wasn't inches away from him b) He was facing away from me, and c) I wake up before everybody else. I lucked out this time. Still I would have to block Angel out of my mind, which let me tell you, It's harder than it sounds. If you make one little slip, and put your guard down, she's in. I know what you're thinking, and yes I've told her not to read the flock's minds. But, no. No. She takes after me and is stubborn, determined, and all around curious.

I got up and went over to Iggy.

"Hey, Ig. Wake up. I need you to fix breakfast." He didn't wake up. I was about to say it again, when Iggy muttered.

"Max, If you don't let us sleep, you'll regret it."

I gave a little sigh. I might as well give them sleep. Maybe I could take a bath in the stream. I dug in my bag for my towel and a sponge. Don't ask me why I have a sponge. Though I didn't have soap, I wouldn't have used it anyway. I think it's wrong to use soap in a water source.

So I walked to the pool of water and striped. It would have to be a quick bath. I didn't want the entire flock to wake up to find me naked. Especially not Fang. I quickly got in, swam a bit then got all the grim off me with the sponge.(A/N: The sponge is so totally random! Please don't ask!) :)

Fang P.O.V

My eyes opened. I turned over to stare at grass. I sat up quickly

"Where's Max?" I thought. "That's it. This is the last time I wake up after her."

I mean I knew Max could take care of herself, but I at least wanted to know where she was. I got up and surveyed the camp. Everything was in order, so Erasers couldn't have gotten her. I walked from the camp a little.

"Max," I called. I heard some water, and started toward that. "Max!" "Max, where are you?"

Max's P.O.V

Fang! No, I don't need this now! Where the hell is my towel! It was right over there with my clothes. Oh ya. I moved to the other side.

I slipped.

Get out! Get out!

I clamored out and got the towel around me, just as Fang got to the pool. I whipped around to see a very red Fang. He looked as if he could be the mascot for Red Lobster! Seriously!

He cleared his throat. "Um, there you are. I was, uh, looking for you. I, I'll go back to camp," he said turning back.

"No, just turn around while I change. Besides I want to talk to you in private."

He nodded and turned around. Once I had put on my underwear and pants on, I started on my bra(don't even say anything) and shirt.

"Alright, I'm decent."

He turned around as I was pulling on my shoes. I went over to his side and beckoned him to sit down.

"Last night was...amazing." He blushed slightly. "But really I would rather keep...us from the flock. At least for a while. He nodded in agreement. I smiled and got up, grabbing my towel. He got up and we started back to camp. Everybody was up by now obviously wondering where we were. As we walked up to them everybody was staring at us awkwardly.

"Good morning!" I said cheerfully trying not to show my discomfort. Fang had that down to perfection.

"Ig, if you don't start breakfast, I will," I said at last.

"Alright, alright," he said digging in his pack to reveal wrapped sausages and pancakes. We all immediately sat down. As I was wolfing down my food, I felt someone looking at me. It was Angel. Angel! The one I didn't want giving me strange looks! I just stared at her.

"What!?" I said, irritated. She just smiled. Her eyes looking incredibly mischievousness. Her eyes went from Fang to me. My fists clenched.

"Angel, might I have a moment. Privately?" I asked nicely enough but still kept my voice stern. We got up and walked out of the flock's earshot.

"Angel, have you been digging in my mind again?" I questioned.

She of course put on her most angelic face and said "No, Max."

I glared at her. "Fine." I walked back with angel behind me. Everybody was done.

"Max," piped up Gazzy, "Where are we going to go now?"

"Yeah are we going to go to a hotel? I love hotels. This is a nice place though. The grass is soft. There are also a lot of birds. I love to hear them sing. Have you heard them? They're songs are so beauti--"

Iggy smothered her with his hand and gave her a light noogy. I smiled.

"I think we're going to stay here a few days. I want everybody to wash in that stream. It's clean. No soap though. After everybody's done we can relax, play games, sleep, eat, pluck your nose hairs, I don't care, just try to be quiet. I don't think Erasers will be able to find us, if they can't see or hear us. Ready, go," I said.

Angel decided to take a bath first. I was of course voted to keep watch while they did their thing. It was boring, until something annoying popped up.

You shouldn't stay here long. Erasers can still find you. Two more days.

Whatever. I was only going to stay that long anyway. Stupid voice, I'm way ahead on the protection of the flock. I have to be. I have to keep them safe. No mater what.

Angel walked pass me, pink and gleaming. That water was pretty cold, but it was summer. Next came Gazzy, then Nudge, and eventually even Iggy walked pass me to wash. I could hear laughing. At least they were having fun. Iggy walked by.

"I'm done," he said.

A moment later Fang was coming toward me.

"You know, you don't have to stand guard."

"Someone might come and sneak a peek."

"Who? You?"

I opened my mouth to reply, but he was gone. Oh, he was going to pay for that, trust me. A little later. He came by.

"I'm going to get you for what you said," I spoke quietly. He stopped.

"Yeah, I was thinking of a way to apologize. And the only thing that came to mind was this."

He kissed warmly, pushing me back a little. My whole body went warm. My lips were especially tingly. When he pulled away I totally regretted it. I began to pull him back onto my lips again. He looked at me.

"So, you do like it."

I nodded. "We should kiss more often."

He grinned. And was..was that a laugh? "Now don't jump on me."

I gave him an over offended look. Followed by a I-would-do-no-such-thing look.

He returned a yeah-whatever look.

We walked back to camp. It looked like everybody was waiting for us. I looked at them and before I could say anything. They started to sing...

"Fang and Max, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g."

Angel, Nudge, even Gazzy, and Iggy were singing! I could feel a dark red blush come over me. I knew Fang looked like a beet to.

A/N: Ha! I loved this chapter! I hope you did too. For my next update, I wont require an amount of reviews, but they are always well received. Also, was it funny? That was one of my goals. Thanks a bunch:D