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A pervy Kisuke and a sexy tsundere Yoruichi sexy high school days-TOTALLY REVISED ! so if you read a while ago may want to start at chp1

House Of Godly Gears

Chapter 3

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All desire drained from him in that very instant.

"What?" Tanis sat up looking at him. "Whats wrong?" She said while giggling and pulling on him to get him back in the mood as she saw his still large but deflating member between his legs.

"I have to go."

"Why? No ones gonna hear us. I can be more quiet." she wrapped an arm around his neck, kissing him on the cheek, while trying to stroke him back to life.

"No, no, that's not it…" His thoughts were coming back to him, as he looked around the small modest room. He remembered what his purpose that evening had been. He pulled her arm from around his neck, groping for the cloth that made up his fundoshi.

"You're not just gonna leave are you?"

"I have to," He said wrapping himself safely back up. "I shouldn't have even come here."

"What? Why not? I wanted you to come." Tanis said standing, wrapping both her arms around his neck this time. "Didn't you like what I did?" She stroked his non-responsive cock. "I've practiced with the fruits in the kitchen."

"Hmm? What? No, that was fantastic." He said and then kissed her on the cheek. He didn't want her to think it was something she had done wrong. "I should just go."

"But don't you want to put it inside me?'' She whispered in his ear. "I'm much better than, Suiko."

Another sobering jolt went through Kisuke at the mention of another attendant he had wiled hours away with when he had plans with Yoruichi. It was nothing like the plans they had tonight but she had also not let him forget it.

"Hmm… I'm sure you are ,Tani-chan." He pulled her hands from his neck again and held them firmly in front of them. "But I really have to go." he stressed his words, holding her in place staring at her until it looked like she understood he was serious. Then he slowly let her arms go as he backed towards her door, as if he moved too fast he would cause her to start groping him again.

"By the way," He started as her reached the door, "who's cat is that?"

"What cat?" Tanis said plopping to the floor and covering herself with her robe as she pouted.

"The black one with the yellow eyes that I see walking around here sometimes."

"I don't know, it just comes and goes as it pleases; sometimes it's not around for months, then it shows up again. Why?"

"Oh, no reason." He said closing the fusuma gently.

Its true, he had seen the cat off and on throughout his time at Shihouin Mansion. Yoruichi used to have a kitten that was all black with a completely white front paw that she called Mao. But Mao had passed away a few years earlier, and the black cat in the window was all black.

But its eyes, those bright yellow eyes.

It couldn't be too late, Kisuke thought, while still wanting to make his way to see Yoruichi. He headed down the hall back the way he had intended to and headed up the stairs. But stopped short hearing voices.

He peeped around the corner seeing Miyuki pulling a new young attendant named Manhau from the kitchen. Manhau had a mouth full of cookies.

"Manhau, I told you no more late night snacks."

"I'm sorry, but I'm hungry." The young boy mumbled as crumbs fell from his mouth. His long silver hair in a braid dragging upon the ground.

"Finish that and go back to bed." Miyuki said.

"What are you doing up, Urahara-san?" For the second time that night, Kisuke almost had a heart attack. He turned to see Hideaki Shiyoonin, Master Shihouin's retainer. The older mans beady gray eyes stared at him from the thick bags, his sparse graying hair pulled back in a ponytail. His robe was a bit disheveled as if he had just gotten up.

"And so close to the maidens suites…Hmmm?"

"Ah, it's nothing like that!"

"It's not…?" Hideaki looked Kisuke and his attire over, or lack there of, and raised a questioning eyebrow.

'No…it's just that..."

"I've told you about coming to this side of the manor, especially at night."

"I know. I'm sorry... I'm going… to my room... good night."

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It had taken all his cunning and careful planning to beat Yoruichi that morning and now his prize was gone, or at least fast asleep. His cock jerked to life thinking of what he could be doing with Yoruichi.

Frustration kept sleep at bay that night.

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"Good day, Otou-san." Yoruichi said bowing to her father as she left his room in the royal suite. She loved that man but hated seeing him in his current state. She opened her eyes as she headed down the corridor to where her breakfast was waiting.

It was his pleading, when her mother had died on their mission and he had been poisoned, which comforted her in taking over the family. It's not an easy undertaking for any six-year-old and she had her share of growing pains, sneaking out of the house going to the Rukongai.

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Kisuke yelped, then blushed fiercely as he came down the stairs for breakfast. Tessai looked behind him. Kisuke looked up smiling while Tessai continued down the corridor.

"What are you doing, Tanis?" Kisuke said turning around to Tanis who was standing behind his back, palming his ass.

"Kis-kun, last night was wonderful, but I want more." Tanis said snaking her arms around his neck.

"Shhh…Tanis, please." Kisuke looked around to make sure they were alone, not that any attendants would divulge any of his actions, but he had had several wonderful nights with other maids from the kitchen staff, and that would make it difficult in the future.

"Why?"

"Because…," he said trying to peel her from around his neck.

"Are you going to sneak into my room tonight and ravish me?"

"He'd better not!" Miyuki said sternly, stepping beside them.

"Miyuki-san." Tanis pulled her arms to her side bowing her head.

"Ahh…" is all Kisuke could muster.

"You, go to breakfast." She said nodding him off.

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"Good morning, Yoruichi-sama." The attendants said as she entered the room to eat her breakfast. Tanis was suspiciously absent for the morning's line up. Yoruichi's head began to ache.

As usual Tessai and Kisuke were already there waiting for her to join them so they could eat.

Kisuke fussed with his hair, pressing it flat and as close to his neck as possible. Tanis was not thoughtful or careful when she gave him love bites the night before and he had several that were just peeking out of his kimono and one large one he had seen as he was dressing to come to breakfast.

He looked sheepishly at Yoruichi, but she avoided his gaze, addressing Tessai only.

"Good morning, Princess." Kisuke said hopefully, feeling that she would have to say something even if it as out of anger.

Yoruichi clinched her fists as she knelt at the zataku* while biting her lip but not responding.

His heart sank, feeling her anger across the large, long, elaborate breakfast table that nearly spanned three rooms with the fusuma opened.

Breakfast was long and quiet, with Yoruichi hardly eating a thing before she rose to leave for school.

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They had made an agreement before they entered the school. They were under Soukyoku hill. It wasn't quite finished but they had enough space to start playing and training. They were looking forward to starting the academy.

Kisuke was running his hands through Yoruichi's hair, he loved the way it looked falling around her shoulders and how it felt in his hands when he tried to kiss her.

"Promise me you won't ever cut your hair." He had said. She smiled at him; he was letting her dark purple locks fall through his fingers like water.

"OK, but only if you promise me something..."

She had kept up her end.

He hadn't.

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Kisuke watched Yoruichi brush her hair and pull it back into a ponytail, tying it with a yellow ribbon.

"Yoruichi?"

Yoruichi stopped as she was picking up her books for school. Her breathing shallow, anger building in her.

"What do you want?" The quake in her voice betraying her anger.

"You, of course." He said trying to pour on the charm; she still wasn't looking at him, which was worse than if she glared at him.

"Shut up, you liar! Like an idiot, I stayed up waiting for you!" She blushed at her admission.

"You did? I can come up toni-"

"Forget it, you jackass! You didn't show up last night, so you forfeit!"

"What? Wait! I'm sorry..." he reached out for her, grabbing her shoulder. She turned around angrily, punching him right in the nose.

Blood spurted from the injured area while he howled in pain. The force behind her fist pushed him back, making him lose his balance. As he landed upon the ground, he slid across the floor down to the foyer into the living area.

Before he even hit the ground, Yoruichi ran from the mansion.

"Is it still worth it?" Tessai asked standing over Kisuke as he writhed in pain holding his face.

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To be Continued