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jcola0823 – You think? I think I failed. ;.; I'm glad you liked my random humor. This chapter has something for you… I think you'll be able to tell what it is. Hopefully. :3
snow-kitty231 – Hah, can't you just? xD Yes, Cloud's anti-gravity is kind of unimaginable, hey. I'm glad. n.n
Aly-Melon – Hah, I wish she was like that. u.u YAY FOR YAYS!
One two the chapter. HAH, ONE TWO!
"Hurry up in there! We need to go over to Cotton On!" Aly shouted, banging on the wooden door, disgruntling the male inside.
"I just came in! Hold on a second!" Riku shouted a reply, while taking off the abnormally small shirt that Axel made him wear back at Aly's house.
After moments of getting changed, he came out with long black jeans, and a black T-Shirt. On the shirt, there was a white silhouette of a man standing on his hands, the white number '999', and white text saying 'I'm evil when I do a handstand'. He frowned. "Is the writing really necessary?"
Aly nodded. "Of course! Now come with me so I can buy them," She pulled him to the counter, to be served by a rude talking woman, who was rather tubby.
The saleswoman sighed and put down her nail file. "That will be 40,"
Aly put the money in her outstretched hand, and took the receipt. Before Riku knew it, he was practically flying through the forever winding hallway, Aly pulling him along.
Looking to her side, Aly found Neru and Sirhc plodding along next to them. Neru grinned and pulled up a Supré bag. "Sirhc found some awesome clothes and-"
"You're not supposed to be buying for yourselves!" Aly screamed before the brunette could finish. "Hey, where are the other three?"
All four halted with a screech and began to look around, looking quite stupid. Sirhc swore she heard Cloud's voice, so she turned to see them in Dusk, funnily enough, a candle (and more) shop. Axel smiled and passed a bright pink candle over the counter. "It is so pretty!" He commented.
Aly roared in rage. "You're not supposed to be buying for yourselves!" As soon as Axel gave the woman behind the counter her money, Aly grabbed him and charged off. The other five just tried to keep up with her running. She was fast when she wanted to be…
After what seemed like moments, they were at Cotton On, another clothes shop. They now needed to buy Sora some clothes.
They all browsed around, checking out the weird looking clothing. Neru seemed to be in the zone, walking around and pulling out things to have a look at the design and such. The rest of them just wandered around and tried their best to not look awkward.
Sora pulled out a strange looking top and commented, almost to himself. "Hmm, this looks good," As soon as he had said that, another voice popped up. "No it doesn't, this'll make you look like a sissy,"
Cloud looked over to Axel and frowned. "Don't say that,"
Axel snorted in anger. "I didn't say anything! What are you accusing me for?"
"Riku?" Cloud looked over to the silver head, currently looking at a hoodie.
"What? I didn't say anything either," Riku replied, giving the blonde a weird look.
Sora looked a little stunned, and Cloud furrowed his brows. "What's wrong?"
"…" Sora turned to him, confusion wiping over his features. "I said it,"
"What? Said what?" Cloud asked, feeling a little confused himself.
"I just criticized my own judgment," The brunette replied.
"How… Can you do that?!" Axel walked over, with Riku following. The red head sighed. "You can't!"
"Yeah, watch this!" Sora protested, walking over to the ugliest thing in the shop (with the rest of the boys trailing after him). "This is the best item in the shop," Again, he opened his mouth and spoke without a thought. "No, you twit, this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," He looked a little scared.
"Pfft, yeah right, you're just tricking us. That's just stupid," Axel grumbled, turning to leave.
"You know, that's why I left the Organization," Sora replied without his consent. He whipped his hands over his mouth as if to shut himself up.
"Say what?!" Axel turned back and got ready to punch the brunette, but Sirhc leaped over a few displays and pulled his arm back.
"Don't fight!" She almost shouted. "You'll get us kicked out of the plaza!"
Aly floated over in a daze. "Wait a second… Do it again Sora!"
Sora gave her a weird look and then touched the ugly piece of clothing. "This is a beautiful garment," The voice struck again. "No, this is the worst thing you can ever lay your eyes on,"
The piro screamed with joy and hugged Sora happily.
"Uhh… What?" He asked in confusion.
"Jesse McCartney!" Aly screamed like the fan girl she was.
"What?!"
Neru laughed and bounced over. "She means its Roxas talking!"
Everyone seemed to go 'OH' at the exact same time.
Axel widened his eyes in shock and joined the hug Aly had created. "Roxas, buddy! You're in Sora?"
"Well of course, I did tell you that I was going back to Sora. I am his Nobody after all," The reply came.
This was creeping Riku out. So… Sora is… Sora. Sora had a Nobody called Roxas. He understood that, seeing as he had met Roxas and fought him to get him to go back to Sora. But this was the part that was really confusing him: Roxas is in Sora… And Sora is speaking Roxas' speech. Sora is speaking… but Roxas is the one who is speaking… This confused him way too much. He tried not to think about it.
"Hey, stop talking out of my mouth!" Sora protested frowning with a pout.
"No! You stop talking! I want to talk for once!"
"No! It's my body!"
"But I am your other half! It's my body too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
Before too long, Sora began to slap himself, then collapsed onto the ground – wrestling. With himself. It looked really stupid, and Neru just started to laugh.
"Look at him go!" She screeched, shaking Aly's shoulders as she laughed.
"Get off of me!" Aly yelled, pushing the brunette off of her roughly.
Neru flew back and smashed into Axel. "Out of the way!" She hollered to Axel, who frowned at her.
"Don't bump into me then!" He pushed her back to Aly, but she bumped into Cloud instead.
"What the heck? Get off of me!" He grumbled, pushing her back into Aly again.
This just continued, all of them getting angrier by the second. Not much later, they were all fist fighting one another. Sora was still fighting himself though.
Riku and Sirhc both just stood there a little stunned. They were all a bunch of idiots. Sirhc shook her head, grabbed some clothes for both Sora and Cloud and bought them. When she returned, she growled and kicked them all out of the store. "You're all weirdo's!"
As if nothing had happened, they all got up, brushed themselves off and started walking off.
"Uh, what about shoes?" Riku asked, glancing at his bare feet.
Before too long, they'd made their way over to K-Mart and bought all the males some cheap fake converses.
Aly spotted Neru picking up a packet of four colourful striped toe socks. "What are you doing?"
"You can't have converse without toe socks!" She replied, waving the packet in the air.
"But we hardly have any money left…"
"They're on special!"
"Chuck 'em in!"
As they left the store, all laughing, the sun began to set. They had been there for quite a long time.
Sirhc sighed and put her hands behind her head. She smiled. "That was fun,"
"Yeah! We need to do this again soon," Neru nodded, skipping along beside them.
"Wait, what are we going to do for sleeping arrangements?" Aly asked.
"Hadn't thought of that…" Sirhc replied, scratching her head.
"Hey, has anyone seen Sora?" Axel asked, pausing in his steps.
Everyone stopped and counted themselves. One person short.
Sora slapped his face as he rolled around on the K-Mart floor, the security officers crowding around him. "Shut up!"
"No, you shut up!"
Yeah, can't be bothered writing any more. xD Is this how it's going to be for all the ends of the chapters? I can't be bothered writing any more so I stop the chapter? Hah.
Anyways, yeah. Not much to say. I hope to see you next chapter!
-Lozzieh.
P.S. Wow, I say 'chapter' a lot in AN. xDD
