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"Black, Bellatrix."
"AZKABAN!" The hat then made a great show leaping of Bellatrix's head and hiding under the nearest table.
"Albus! You can't put an eleven year old in Azkaban!" McGonagall protested as Dumbledore summoned the Aurors to take Bellatrix away.
"Now, now, Minerva. The hat has been right about it's unusual sorting before. Tom found love and acceptance among the house elves, Cornelius is incompetent, and Dolores did grow up to look like a toad." Dumbledore stated in a pacifying tone.
"Black, Sirius."
"HUFFLEPUFF!" Sirius' mouth dropped in shock. He barely made a noise as he numbly walked to the Hufflepuff table.
"Lupin, Remus."
"HUFFLEPUFF!" Remus went and sat next to Sirius, who was still in shock.
"Pettigrew, Peter."
"BACKSTABBING, COWARDLY LITTLE SLYTHERIN!" Peter scurried over to the Slytherin table, receiving odd looks from everyone as he went.
"Potter, James."
"HUFFLEPUFF!" James went and sat next to Sirius and Remus. At this point, Remus had given up trying to rouse Sirius from his stupor.
"Snape, Severus."
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
Over at the Hufflepuff table, James joined Sirius in his wide mouthed shock.
Someone suggested that I sort Dumbledore. But I have other plans for him, and it will be funny to everyone but him. MUHAHAHA*cough* well enough of that, review please!