Hey guys! I got a request to write Hunny and Mori as drunk characters, so this will be a fun experiment. XD Enjoy!

The Adventures of Mitsukuni and Takashi, Cousins as Well as Ninjas

Exhibit A: Liquor cake instead of coffee cake.

Hunny giggled out of control, then immediately grabbed his head, wincing. "Takashi, another slice."

Mori, who was completely out of it, had drooled himself a pool. "TAKASHI!" Hunny screamed, throwing his fist on the table and sending various items flying.

"Huh?" Mori asked, snapping into reality for a split-second.

"ONE MORE SLICE!" By this time, half the party guests were staring at the red-faced boy who was usually sweet as can be. Haruhi rolled her eyes at the two of them as Mori cut the slice, holding it under his drooling chin until Hunny smacked him on the back of the head, demanding the cake.

Haruhi decided to investigate and pulled the cake towards her. She cut it open and grabbed a slice with her hands. She smelled it; it reeked of alcohol. "Hunny, what kind of cake is this?" Haruhi asked sweetly.

"Coffee cake," he replied with his mouth full.

"Really?" Haruhi took a bite of it and her mouth instantly filled with the taste of coffee along with a strong hint of alcohol. She was delighted by the taste and took another bite, then another, until she, too, was heckling Mori to cut her slices.

Exhibit B: Mori's drooling like a dawg. A snoop dawg.

Haruhi wasn't nearly as affected by alcohol as the rest of the hosts. It took at least five slices of cake for Haruhi to go full-on drunk mode, which was apparently very sexy...

Kyoya, still being the perv he was, began hitting on Haruhi. Now that she was drunk also, she was practically running around, making out with everyone (all of which had been captured on camera by a drunk Hitachiin set) so when Kyoya came over, the first thing she did was grab the collar of his shirt and pull him in.

Haruhi released herself so she could catch a breath and was panting heavily. She glanced over at the table where an empty plate that used to hold liquor cake sat and saw Mori, drooling himself a water park. She saw the cute dripping from his chin irresistible and started walking over to sit next to him in another chair. Hunny sat across from the two at the table, head buried in his arms. "Hey, Mori," Haruhi whispered in his ear. She then licked it, gathering his attention. He turned his head to look at the girl. "I got something to show you."

One by one, the buttons came undone on Haruhi's shirt. She tugged at the tank top underneath her clothing while Mori stared blankly, nearly drooling on her leg. "You drool like a dog!" Hunny cackled, lifting his head for a few seconds. "Oh, little miss straight A's has more to her than an ugly face?" Hunny taunted. Haruhi was getting a bit aggravated by the little brat. "And Takashi, you're drooling so much you could be the next Snoop Dawg!" Hunny laughed hysterically at his own joke, which was actually pretty retarded.

Exhibit C: Hunny's a pro rapper?

A voice spoke over a set of speakers. "We'll be having a rapping contest up here for anyone who would like to join! Two people will face off to see who's the best of the best!"

"I'll do it!" Hunny said matter-of-factly. He yanked Mori by the wrist behind him. "Against this oaf!"

The two were handed microphones while the beat started playing. Haruhi was surprised to hear the words that came out of Hunny's mouth. They were so dirty, so intriguing...he was an excellent rapper when he was drunk. The Hitachiin twins stood nearby, snapping pictures and cackling. The crowd oohed and ahhed at Hunny's talent as the beat was played for Mori. As figured, he only stood there, drooling on himself. The crowd laughed at him as it switched back to Hunny, who again received sounds of praise. He looked pretty smug on the stage and bowed for the crowd. He pushed Mori down the steps, him not catching himself and tumbling. Hunny laughed as he walked over him, Mori flinching at the boy's tiny yet heavy feet.

Alright, this is so not how I feel about Hunny senpai, but it's completely how I imagine him drunk. Tell me in the reviews who you'd like to see get drunk at this party! All of the pictures will be "displayed" for the hosts at the end so you can see their reactions.