Chapter 2
After the traumatic night passed, and after gaining phobia of anything colored white I found out that I have grown really tall, taller than those from yesterday anyway, oh and my field of vision also expanded to boot.
And no, I don't know what made me grow so fast.
I really don't.
Stop asking.
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It looks like I am really going insane if I started to have a conversation with thin air.
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Alright, now your name would be Airy, and no. I did not named you to replace the Dark and Void, my old time companion. *Sob*
Hey Airy, can you see my new body now? It was awesome right?
Yeah, I never expected to be reincarnated to a tree, on the bright side, I have spike! Maybe that shitty dog would think twice before shitting on me, or I jam my long and thick spear deep inside his ass, I would love to hear the whimper of that shitty as I repeatedly thrust my weapon inside it.
Right Airy?
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What, I am not into dog!
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What do you mean I am a Tsundere!?
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Alright, I am going to ignore if you don't apologize right now!
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See, we could see eye to eye... No! I am not into that! Shut up.
The night comes by and Airy the air accompanies me through this uneventful time.
Though I do wonder why there seemed to be more of the black beast than before somehow.
What do you think happened Airy?
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Yeah, must be a migration or something.
The morning comes by as I heard the sound of the door opening and the herd of the black beast suddenly running outside of my field of vision.
I hope the denizens of the house is alright as I don't want to be left alone in this forest anymore, except for the dog, because fuck the dog.
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No offense Airy, you are a great company and all but I rather see some human interaction even if I am not part of it.
BOOM!
I heard an explosion.
BOOM!
Another explosion.
BOOM!
And another one.
The explosion continues for a while before it died down.
I just hope I did not get caught in the war between PETA and these guys, because I doubt those black beast survived whatever caused those explosion.
Once again, things quieted down, and once again I realize that I am alone in this forest.
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Oh sorry, I did not mean to forget you Airy.
"Bark!"
Oh god, the shitty dog came here again, I dare you to shit on me this time, I have spike that I could jam on your ass you stupid dog! Now, what do you want?
"Bark!" It barked as if answering my question.
That can't be right?
"Bark!"
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Did it really understand?
"Bark!"
Hmm, say, if you understand shake your head.
*Shake*
Holy shit, you really understand me!? Oh god thanks you! Is't that great Airy?
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"Bark?"
Oh rights, let me introduce my friend here, Airy the air!
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"Bark!"
What do you mean you question my sanity? You are the dog who is barking at a tree right now.
"Bark!"
Touche.
By the way, what is your name?
"Bark."
Zwei? That is a nice name.
"Bark."
You have something to do? Sure, see you later.
The dog turned around and raised its ass at me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
What the fuck are you doing!?
"Bark!"
You finishing the dare!? Wait, wait! I take back the dare! I take it back!
Stop!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!