Total Xiaolin World Tour
TDWT X XS crossover
By: GammaTron
Summary: When a new Shen Gong Wu activates, it turns out that Chris McClain is the owner of it. Luckily for them, he decided to include it as the prize for the winner of Total Drama World Tour. Unfortunately, he decided to include it as the prize for the winner of Total Drama World Tour. So now, the Xiaolin Monks have to participate in the show. But it won't be just them, but also Jack Spicer and Wuya. Chris! Get in here for the extra disclaimer!
Chris McClain: Okay, okay! *walks in and clears throat* This chapter of Total Xiaolin World Tour contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens and one adult. Do not try any of what you read here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up.
Pre-Chapter Omake: Duncan 2
"Okay, I don't like these at all," Duncan frowned, now in Omi's robes resized to fit him.
"It is a tradition here," Master Fung replied as he set up the laptop at the main table, all the monks getting around it, "And this is a new tradition; watching our young Dragons on national TV through the internet."
"…I got twenty on Tyler getting booted out," Duncan declared, "Who's up for some betting?"
Master Fung raised a brow. It seems that a good deal on the monks were in on the betting. He shrugged before placing five yen on Tyler as well. One monk proceeded to press 'Play.'
"Last time on 'Total Drama World Tour'…" Chris began as he walked into First Class, "Egypt…Land of the Pyramids." He waved a hand before his face as he slumped over, "Land of Hot." He straightened up, "Land of Sweaty!" clips of the previous chapter began to play, "Our contestants had loads of fun, on the run, in the sun. And they still found time to sightsee a pyramid, chat up a camel, feed the snakes, and go through gates for a sun god. Showing style on the Nile, Team Amazon managed to pull out a win; Zeke found a way to lose, un-lose, aaaand lose again. And as the sun began to set on the sandy…sands…of Egypt, we found out what happens to someone refuses to get along and sing the song." It changed to Chris in his pilot outfit in the cockpit with Chef, "But this week? Who's gonna sing? Who's gonna dare? Who's gonna sell out their friends for a chance at one…million…dollars and the Bubble Brains? Welcome! To Total! Drama! Wor~ld To~ur!"
*Opening Music*
*a light was put up before it cut to the inside of the plane. A camera emerged from a storage unit above the seats along with two air bag breathers. An engine backfired outside as another one emerged from it with a raccoon. It then cut to luggage, where a suitcase opened up to reveal a camera with a pink bra on it. A hand with a film marker emerged on the screen and chopped it*
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine
*It cut to a charging, flying shot of First Class with Chris in it before going into the cockpit where Chef was getting ready for takeoff. It went out of the window and onto the busy runway and then to a view of Seattle's needle*
You guys are on my mind
*It continued towards an island where it splashed down into the water*
You ask me what I wanted to be
And I think the answer's plain to see
*It cut to a shot of Owen, grinning underwater at a fish. A pair of orange trunks went by and it zoomed out to Owen freaking out at them, considering they were his. The camera quickly went up and out of the water where Harold was doing kata on a straw-made boat with Raimundo before Raimundo ducked, letting Harold get hit with a paddle that knocked him into the water*
I want to be famous~!
*The camera went down to gators trying to attack a cackling, pointing Duncan and a furiously paddling Courtney before a blur went by to reveal Omi beating up the crocodiles. The boat went off screen before the camera shook on a collision. It moved to see a smirking Duncan at an embarrassed Gwen and Kimiko, mainly at Gwen, in an orange life-boat. It sunk and the camera zoomed in on a concerned Duncan before he sheepishly turned to an annoyed Courtney and then zoomed into the sun*
I wanna live lose to the sun
Well pack your bag, 'cause I already won
*It glared and changed to a view of the Statue of Liberty. It zoomed in on Alejandro reaching down for something on the head with Jack cheering for him. He stopped when it was Heather Alejandro pulled up, who gave Heather a teeth-showing smile that glistened in the light. It was then Jack got picked up by a baby carriage-pushing Tyler, accompanying an already-sitting Cody. The two screamed as they were tossed out when Tyler collided with a laying down Ezekiel*
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
*Sierra caught Cody and hugged him in a snowy region before turning to a confused Lindsey, holding a picture of Tyler. It zoomed out to a polar bear standing behind her. She screamed and ran as the bear roared before it pulled its head off to reveal a laughing Izzy. She then turned to see Wuya behind her. She held up the Thorn of Thunderbolt and zapped Izzy into fleeing. Wuya winked at a nearby Chris in Paris, who just nodded.*
Because I want to be famous!
*It then cut to DJ, Clay, Omi, and Bridgette surfing together, Clay carrying DJ on his shoulders while Omi rode on Bridgette's. The two boards collided and they fell off*
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
*It cuts to Noah, Leshawna, Dojo, and a Jack-Bot dancing across a familiar street to Beatles' fans everywhere before the Jumbo Jet flew overhead, making the three organic duck and the Jack-Bot to be hit and sent flying. It the cut to everyone on top of the plane in a pyramid formation, doing can-can kicking*
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
*It cut to the plane zooming past Big Ben, tearing its clock face off. It then cut to Paris, where the passing of the plane made Le Mime start choking on a croissant. It then passed over a pair of cliffs with a rock balancing on one. It shot off and landed before the camera once the Jumbo Jet raced by*
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
*It cut to the cast singing the last lines while still kicking in pyramid formation, beginning with Owen smiling up at Izzy sitting on his shoulder. It moved to Courtney and Heather's glaring at each other, and then at Jack, who got hit in the face by the Jack-Bot and caused everyone to start falling off*
(Whistling the same tune I Wanna Be Famous)
*as they whistled, everyone deployed their parachutes and landed. The plane landed, revealing the title. The title went crooked when Ezekiel landed on his face since his didn't deploy*
"I'm too young to die!" Owen screamed as he was strapped up in Coach.
"Stop sweating, lunchbox. Air travel is the 15th most safest mode of transportation, unless you're in a death trap," Noah informed.
Almost as if Murphy had misheard it, a nearby boarded up wall collapsed and began to suck everything out that wasn't nailed down.
"Orb of Tornami! Ice!" Omi cried out as he quickly fired a blast of water that froze the hole and plugged it.
(BC)
Omi: *smiles as he holds the Orb of Tornami up* Gwen is a most nice girl despite her appearance. When we got on the plane, she gave us back the wagered Wu and gave Raimundo his Sword of the Storm back!
Gwen: Well…That sword was stolen from them. Plus, Sierra tried to use it to cut some cheese in First Class and the sword didn't even cut it. It just phased right through the cheese. Apparently, all it's good for is making wind.
Raimundo: Heh. Just like Gwen. She may be a goth, but she's a good one.
(End)
"I still can't believe you went and gave them back those Wu!" Wuya scowled at Gwen.
"It just didn't seem right to me," Gwen replied.
"We could've had an advantage over them," Heather snorted, backing Wuya.
"It was Gwen who was challenged since she had touched the Wu first out of our Team," Kimiko pointed out, "Therefore, she could do what she wished with the Wu in her possession."
"Plus, I kept the Bullhorn…Blazer, was it?" Gwen asked as she held it up.
"Yeah, that's it," Kimiko replied.
"Now we need to make a leader for our team and…" Courtney began.
"I nominate Cody," Sierra informed.
"But…" Courtney began.
"Seconded," Kimiko quickly spoke up, winking at Gwen.
"Third," Gwen added.
"No way!" Heather argued, "If anyone should be leader, it should be me!"
"No, me! Courtney informed.
(CC)
Cody: There's gonna be a catfight. I just know it.
Chef: Oh? Want me to record it for later?
Cody: Maybe. But I'll have to find a way to pay you for it, right?
Chef: *chuckles/laughs* Yep.
(End)
"Personally, I'd rather just get through with it all until the merge," Wuya rolled her eyes.
"Tangled Web Comb!" Kimiko shouted before Heather and Courtney were tied up in bronze/gold hair while Kimiko glared at them, on fire with glowing white eyes, "Cody is the Leader, got it?"
"Y-Yes ma'am!" both gulped.
(BC)
Courtney: That…was…scary.
Heather: Okay. People say that I'm scary? *scoffs* Well, you take a look at her and you'll see scary.
Kimiko: I nominated Cody because, well, I want to help him improve his confidence. He may act like it, but he doesn't have it.
(End)
Sierra got closer to Cody's backpack before she got stuck in a sphere of energy. Kimiko smirked as she gave Cody the Sphere of Yun.
"If you feel uncomfortable around her, just use this Sphere of Yun to stop her," Kimiko explained.
"Thanks, Kimiko," Cody smiled
"It's no problem," Kimiko replied.
=This is your captain speaking= Chris informed over the PA =I would like everyone to meet me in the common area. And I mean everyone!=
"Welcome to today's challenge!" Chris grinned, "It's…!"
"Is it Reward or Elimination?" Harold interrupted.
"Good question, Harold," Chris grinned before frowning, "Like I'm gonna tell ya."
"Two of us got booted out last time," Tyler whispered, "So today has 'Reward' written all over it."
"I could use a reward! Oh~I hope it's candy!" Lindsey beamed, "Or a whole bunch of shoes! Or shoes made of candy!"
"Oh, those sound most not yummy," Omi noted.
"Oh, and I hope you brought your giant-radioactive-monster repellant, because we are about to land in…Japan!"
With that, the doors behind him slid open with force. Behind it, Chef growled in an orange and yellow version of the Xiaolin Monks' robes with a katana clenched in his teeth.
"Gosh, you guys! That is totally a Chinese outfit!" Harold rolled his eyes.
"Thank you, Harold. Now remember; anyone who doesn't sing…"
"You just…You'd think you would work harder to get it right," Harold interrupted.
"Oh for the love of-Silk Spitter!" Wuya declared as she sent a glob of webbing into Harold's face, covering his mouth, "Continue."
"Thanks, sexy! Now then, anyone who doesn't sing is immediately disqualified," Chris informed, "And keep looking for Shen Gong Wu so we can have some Xiaolin Showdowns! Which reminds me; Team Amazon won't have to vote anyone out for two challenges since they won the Bullhorn Blazers in Egypt! Meaning that if they lose in two episodes, neither episode will have an Elimination Ceremony."
Chef then ran towards the closest door with his katana. With three slashes, the door was sliced open and began to suck things out…including the Passengers!
"You know, we could've just landed the plane!" Chris yelled as he and Dojo hung onto the entryway for life with Chef.
"Nah, too boring!" Chef argued.
"Are you insane, man?!" Dojo freaked.
Outside, everyone was screaming as they fell through the air. They stopped at the sound of the bell.
"Seriously?!" Noah screamed, "I mean, seriously?!"
"SING, AND I MIGHT THINK ABOUT SAVING YOUR MUSICAL BUTTOCKS!" Chris shouted via megaphone, "MAYBE YOU'LL TRY SINGING HARDER, EH?"
Courtney: We're singing as we're falling!
Heather: While some are cannon-balling!
Izzy: Yeah!
Alejandro: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!
Noah and Owen: We might just go ka-blooey!
Harold and Tyler: Get smushed and become chewy!
Everyone: Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!
Leshawna: Billionairess!
Cody: Billiards Champion!
DJ: Make it home to see my momma!
Jack and Wuya: Rule the world!
Monks: Become Xiaolin Dragons!
Sierra: Marry Cody! *nearly hugs Cody if she hadn't been put into the Sphere of Yun once more by Cody*
Bridgette: Catch a barrel!
Lindsay: Be an actress in a drama!
Courtney: Corporate lawyer!
Gwen: Prom destroyer!
Harold: Be a ninja with throwing stars!
Alejandro: Lion tamer!
Owen: New food namer!
Tyler: Repairman for the parallel bars!
Noah: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping!
Izzy: Before we smash into the ground from the sky!
DJ: Flat into little pieces!
Harold: Heads merged with our feet-ses!
Leshawna: That would really suck and here's why:
Bridgette: We'd like to keep on living!
Alejandro: So Chris, We hope you're giving:
Sierra: Some wings!
Courtney: A jetpack!
Gwen: A rift in time!
Heather: Parachute?!
Noah: Waterbed!
Tyler: A trampoline!
Izzy: Springy shoes!
Alejandro: Rocket boots!
Lindsay: Flying squirrel!
Omi: No squirrels!
Raimundo: Omi slang lessons!
Kimiko: A hot-air balloon!
Clay: A pig pen!
Omi: Dojo!
Leshawna: Bubble bath!
Lindsay: I change to bubbles, too!
DJ: Momma!
Jack: A jet! Oh wait! I've got my flypack! *uses it*
Wuya: Lightning to hit Jack with!
Owen: Pizza! No! Chips and some dip will do~!
Everyone: Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!
Owen: Yeah!
It was then they were caught by Dojo in his larger form. He grunted when Owen landed on him. He landed near a giant bowl of rice while Jack landed beside them.
(BC)
Owen: We flew on a dragon! *laughs while pumping his fists into the air* That was super awesome!
Dojo: *groans as he pushes his back until it cracks* There we go! Oh man, Owen was heavy!
(End)
"Japan! Yes! I know everything about this place!" Harold whooped as he was the first out of the rice, followed by Kimiko.
"Well, I grew up in Japan, so let's see how a foreigner does against me," Kimiko smirked.
"Ah, so then I hope you do not mind if I learned the language," Alejandro spoke, "Leshawna, hana no yoni mei."
"What's that?" Leshawna asked.
"He said you're as beautiful as a flower," Kimiko translated, causing Leshawna to swoon.
"Okay, so your first challenge is inside a Japanese Game Show studio; iiiiiiit's…Majide~!" Chris declared, "So I'll be leaving the challenge to my good uncle Rome Kanda!"
Jack screamed as he jumped into DJ's arms, trembling.
(BC)
Jack: Grand-uncle Rome?! Okay, while he's not as bad as Uncle Chris, he's still evil!
(END)
"Everybody, hai…"
"Majide!" the audience cheered.
"Soredewa Kanada hito, Burajiruhito, Amerikahito, soshite Chūgoku o mitashite miyou~~~~(Let's meet the Canadians, Brazilian, American, and Chinese)!" a man with black hair, peach skin, a red suit, a pink button shirt, and a colorful tie declared as the audience cheered and played their party favors.
Men in black suits, white button shirts, black ties, and sunglasses carried in everyone in jumpsuits that were in their team colors. They had to have another group of men to just carry in Owen.
(BC)
Kimiko: *in her jumpsuit* This was kinda fun.
Clay: *in his jumpsuit* Seemed mighty confusing to tell you the truth.
(END)
"Welcome to Japan," Rome bowed, "You know what 'Majide' means?"
"You got to be crazy," Harold translated.
"Aw~A little more excitable, purreizu," Rome spoke.
"You gotta be crazy!" Leshawna whooped, earning cheers from the crowd.
"Yes! 'You got to be crazy!'" Rome declared.
(BC)
Alejandro: *in his jumpsuit* Truly an excitable game show. The audience had drums, they had lights, they had so many things to help them cheer on their favorites.
Jack: *in his jumpsuit* Hey, hey, hey! What gives?! I only saw five flags with my face in the audience! How come Chrome Dome got twenty?! And all from cute girls?!
(END)
"So you must recognize our wise and talented judge, the only one Judge Bob!" Rome declared as he swung a hand out to a man with black hair, peach skin, and a black suit who merely bowed, "Now, you guys, you have to pick a costume." The three teams began to whisper to each other, "Karera wa henka shite iru ma, wareware wa komāsharu ni ikimasu. Imanotokoro...(While they change, we'll go to a commercial break. For now…) Everybody, hai…"
"Majide!"
Chris held back his laughter as best he could as the first team exited the dressing rooms. Team Chris is Really, Really, Really Hot was all dressed up as bunnies in blue jumpsuits. Team Victory followed out with Leshawna and Lindsey in Playboy Bunny outfits with all of them in yellow colors. Chris stopped his laughter when he saw Wuya exit after the other red-wearing Team Amazon members. He collapsed against Chef, passed out from bloodloss from seeing Wuya in her red and white Playboy Bunny outfit.
(BC)
Chris: *a tissue shoved up both nostrils* Yeah…Sexy incarnate, that Wuya.
Wuya: *pulls up on her top* This thing keeps wanting to go down on me for some reason. *pulls it up once more*
Jack: *groans with his hands covering his face* Why, oh why does my Uncle Chris have to be in love with Wuya? She's like the mother I always wanted but also never wanted at the same time, for crying out loud! Evil, yet belittling of me!
Kimiko: *blushing* Okay, I take back what I said about me going to enjoy this game show.
Harold: Ugh! What do bunnies have to do with Japan, people?!
Kimiko: I wonder if Harold knows about the tale of the Moon Rabbit…
(End)
"Contestants, kitaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!-!-!" Rome ordered out as the three teams ran onto the stage, "Bunnies! Bunnies! And now, the first game…Rabbit Fire!-!-! Chris!"
"You got it, Uncle!" Chris saluted, "In this game, Players will be carrying Bento Boxes, a lightweight container filled with Japanese dishes, from one side to the other on a narrow wooden plank. Meanwhile, the other two teams will be firing sticky 'shooting stars' at you from four air cannons set up along the path," Chris explained as a Japanese cartoon illustrating how the game will be played was shown on the screen nearby, "If you fall into the pit, any Bento you have will be considered void and the next player on your team goes. The Team with the most Bento boxes on the other side of the platform at the end of three minutes wins the first Game."
(BC)
Harold: At least he got that right…*scoffs at Chris*
Chef: *growls in a nine-tailed fox costume*
(END)
"And before I forget, oh Kyuubi no Chef~!" Chris called out as Chef in a nine-tailed fox costume came out as the song 'What Does The Fox Say' played.
"I have asked Chef-san to aide in this. He will be sabotaging at various points in all three runs when this song plays," Rome informed, "Tricky, tricky Kitsune."
"Oh, this is not good," Kimiko frowned.
"What is not good?" Omi asked, "It will be most fun to partake in what Chef is planning."
"You have a lot to learn, little man," Leshawna informed.
"I do?" Omi pondered.
"Okay, Team Chris is Really, Really, Really Hot, you're up first!" Chris ordered, "Team Victory, you're on cannon duty!"
(BC)
Alejandro: *covered in slime* Such a crazed challenge this was.
Jack: *lightly licks his fingers and puts out the tiny little fireball in his hair* I do not like that 'Chef' guy.
(END)
With that, the challenge began. As the crowd cheered, Tyler was the first up to bat and carried three bento. He barely avoided getting hit by the first three cannons before he ended up with his feet caught together by the third, causing him to fall over and into the water. Fortunately, it had a solvent for the stickiness of the binding agent. Alejandro was quick to go next, managing to dodge all the shots sent at him before depositing them. Izzy cackled as she picked up ten and began to rush through the path. Yet, she made sure to get hit by all the shots. She put the bento in their place before she jumped into the water with a grin. The seconds ticked down as the others began to go through. Clay grumbled as he ended up getting shot in the face and ended up in the water before Raimundo was able to get seven bento across. As everyone had a turn or more, the timer soon went to zero. During that time, Chef the Kyuubi had managed to cause Raimundo to give himself a wedgie, tricked Owen into the water with a tiny boat with cake in it, and set up a pressure-pad trap that drenched Alejandro in multicolored slime.
"Time!" Judge Bob shouted as the sirens went off.
"Oh, thank goodness~!" Owen groaned as he collapsed beside the bento, causing one to bounce into the air and into his lap, "Oh, swe~et!"
"And now, Judge Bob will count the Bento collected," Rome explained.
"Hitotsu! Futatsu! Mittsu! Yottsu! Faibu! Roku! Sebun! Eito! Nain! Ten! Sebun irebun! Jūni! Sanni! Fōtīn! Fifutīn! Shikkusutīn! Sebuntīn! Eitīn! Naintīn! Nijū! Nijūichi! Nijūni! Nijūsan! Nijūyon! Nijūgo! Ni jū 6! Nijūnana! Nijūnana!" Judge Bob declared as the crowd went wild.
"Twenty-seven?!" Kimiko exclaimed.
"Team Victory, you are up next," Rome informed, "Team Amazon, you are on firing detail! Go fire, you crazy bunny girls!"
(BC)
Wuya: *eye twitching* I do not like that 'Rome' character.
Chris: *frowning* Hey! She's my sexy bunny girl! Not yours, uncle!
Rome: *grinning* Ah, Chris, my nephew, so very silly.
(END)
Team Victory's run was just slightly better. Chef still got some things in. In the end, Omi ended up covered in maple syrup and feathers, Jack had been blown up by a smoke bomb with too much powder in it, Harold got hit in the nuts by a football, and Bridgette fell into the water to avoid eating a hot dog made from dolphin meat. Judge Bob counted and got a total of twenty-nine bento boxes. Wuya fixed her top once more as Team Amazon were getting ready for their run.
"Ikuze!" Rome declared as the timer started counting down.
Courtney was quick in picking up three bento and charged. Team CiRRRH began to open fire on the CIT. Said CIT was skillfully flipping around on the course to dodge the shots before she made it across.
(BC)
Courtney: *bunny costume still on* No one is going to beat us today! No one!
Kimiko: *bunny costume still on* Honestly, it's like she secretly trained in Xiaolin Training. Either that, or she had a lot of extra time to perform gymnastics.
Wuya: *bunny costume* Ugh! That was the worst! I swear I nearly lost my top the first two times I was up there.
(END)
"We're all tied up with the first place team," Kimiko spoke.
"All we need to do is have Wuya get that last Bento across and we win!" Cody grinned.
"Oh, Cody-kins, you…"
"Tangled Wed Comb!" Kimiko shouted as she tied up Sierra.
"Thanks," Cody sighed in relief.
"No problem," Kimiko nodded as Courtney ran over and Wuya went off, picking up as much as she could.
"Try this one," Raimundo whispered as he discreetly handed Tyler a gold covered plate on a stick, "It's called Ants-In-The-Pants."
"Ants-In-The-Pants?" Tyler repeated.
The Wu glowed before the top opened, releasing a swarm of gold ants that proceeded to start attacking Tyler. The jock screamed as he started running around as he tried to get the ants off him. Raimundo facepalmed as Wuya got to the other side and put the bento on just as the timer went off. Judge Bob quickly counted.
"Sanjūkyū!" Judge Bob declared.
"Thirty-nine!" Kimiko cheered.
Wuya smirked as she bowed to the cheering crowd. Kimiko was quick in shielding Cody's eyes as Jack quickly turned away with Clay putting his hat on Omi's head, covering his face. Chris collapsed with a nosebleed as Wuya quickly pulled her top back up with a heavy blush on her face.
(BC)
Chris: *tissues up his nostrils* I love Japan.
Wuya: *still blushing* I hate Japan.
(CC)
Omi: *still wearing Clay's hat* Why is it that when something happens involving girls, Clay always puts the hat upon my head and blocks my sight?! What has happened to a girl that I am not allowed to see?!
Chef: Well, kid, you need to wait just a little bit longer before you get to see a sight like that. *chuckles* Especially the sight that all of the guys who didn't get their eyes covered to see.
(END)
"That was perfect!" Chris grinned as everyone was in the plane once more, "And since the Amazons won, they get to have an advantage in the next round!"
"So where is it?" Jack asked, everyone in their normal outfits.
"And it better not involve any more of those outfits," Wuya added, her eye twitching, "We don't want you to be sued, would we?"
"N-Not at all!" Chris chuckled nervously.
(BC)
Jack: One of Uncle Chris's weaknesses; he's afraid of being sued.
Chris: *shudders* I'd rather not get sued, so there goes any ideas I had for the bunny suits returning!
(END)
"Anyways, here to explain where the next challenge is is…" Chris began as a figure walked into the Jumbo Jet.
He was most likely in his late thirties/early forties with neck-length onyx hair. He had a moderate build to him with a pair of red-rimmed rectangle glasses. He currently wore a green button shirt, a black tie, brown pants, and a white lab coat.
"Tou-san!" Kimiko called out as she hugged the man.
(BC)
Heather: That man is her father?
Owen: Wow! This is the first time we've ever met another family member in person on this show! He must be pretty awesome if he gets to come on here!
(END)
"When we learned that one of the wickedest game designers was your dad, we just had to ask him for a way to put something he's made into a challenge!" Chris informed with a grin before Dojo began to tremble.
"Shen Gong Wu alert!" Dojo called as he pulled out the Scroll.
(BC)
Wuya: *holding the sides of her head as her eyes glow* The Honey Badger is capable of making things unreal real and real unreal.
Dojo: *shows the scroll depicting a little statue resembling a badger before it shifts to a man holding it to a piece of paper and blasts it, changing into a beautiful woman before blasting a dragon, turning it into paper* Dashi made this one to protect a village against a troll. Between you and me, he also used it once to try to make a girlfriend. That failed when the girl fell in love with a farmer. Talk about awkward talks, but Dashi did get to be a godfather.
(END)
"Sweetness!" Chris grinned in excitement, "Which one is it this time?"
"It's called the 'Honey Badger,'" Dojo informed as he showed the scroll, "Turns things real unreal and the unreal real. In other words, it can turn things in real life to anything not real, like drawings on a paper or a JPEG File in your computer, and vice-versa."
"So if the team that has that one has pencil and paper…" Chris led on.
"…" Dojo sighed as he rolled his eyes, "It means that they could draw something that can give them an advantage or turn the opponents into an inanimate object like a cardboard cutout."
"Hmm…" Mr. Tohomiko looked at the picture of the Honey Badger, "Oh! That's what I thought would be the perfect prize at the end!"
"…Our challenge is to recover a Shen Gong Wu?" Omi asked.
"I did not think it was important at the time I found it," Mr. Tohomiko informed, "But when I learned you were involved in this show in order to obtain another Shen Gong Wu and that I was asked to create a challenge for your teams, I couldn't help myself and decided to use it as the item you need to find to win your challenge here."
"So where can we find this 'Honey Badger,' Tohomiko-san?" Alejandro asked.
"In what I have just finished after nearly twelve years of working on it," Mr. Tohomiko replied.
(BC)
Kimiko: *frowning* Dad's been working on this project ever since I was in diapers, maybe even longer.
Cody: *grinning* Mr. Tohomiko is the man behind Tohomiko Electronics! The best electronics dealer in the world! *puts his fists over his mouth in glee* They even make all sorts of video games and are even developing a way to actually go into games!
(END)
"It has been almost sixteen years since I began this," Mr. Tohomiko informed as he turned to the three teams standing on a white circular platform, "I am so happy that not only did I complete this project, but that the one I had designed it for is here to be part of the first trip into it!"
"Huh?" Raimundo pondered.
"When my wife, bless her soul, told me of her pregnancy, I wanted to make something for her, something that would blow any other gift I had ever given her out of the water!" Mr. Tohomiko continued.
"Tou-san…" Kimiko blushed.
"I hope you enjoy what I have spent years in designing for you, my little Bug Catcher," Mr. Tohomiko spoke, causing Cody to look at her in shock and respect.
(BC)
Kimiko: When I was a little girl, I always tested all the video games and finding their bugs.
Cody: She's the 'Bug Catcher!' In all Tohomiko Video Games, there was always a small section in the credits dedicated to the expertise of the Bug Catcher. Every single type of glitch, every type of bug, all of them were found by one player. There's even a reputation among many of the games from Tohomiko Electronics have no glitches or bugs all because of this Bug Catcher!
(END)
"You're the Bug Catcher?" Cody asked.
"Um…Yes?" Kimiko replied, not sure how to respond while Sierra glared at her.
"Care to explain the challenge, Mr. Tohomiko?" Chris asked.
"Yes; your challenge is to find the Honey Badger," Mr. Tohomiko informed as he handed each of them a wrist-mounted device with an orange button and a green button, "To enter the place your challenge is to press the orange button and speak the command 'Enter.' Once in there, you'll leave by pressing the green button and say 'Exit.'"
"What about our advantage?" Heather asked/demanded.
"A hint," Mr. Tohomiko replied as he handed a piece of paper to Kimiko.
(CC)
Team Amazon: *all around Kimiko*
Kimiko: It says 'I put the Honey Badger under my daughter's favorite possession.'
(END)
"All contestants, please enter now," Mr. Tohomiko ordered.
"Enter!" the three Teams declared as they turned into data.
On a nearby computer screen, the image depicted Tokyo, Japan. In the center of the city, the three teams appeared wearing their Xiaolin Showdown attire.
"Dude, how'd you do that?" Chris asked.
"I've seen a few videos Kimiko sent me, so I thought it would be nice to add that attire when one is in the Virtual World," Mr. Tohomiko informed before speaking into a microphone, "Everyone, you have one hour to find the Honey Badger before you will be ejected out of the system in order to prevent any of you from dissolving into data."
"D-Did he just say 'dissolving into data?'" DJ repeated with a nervous gulp.
"He did," Kimiko replied before squealing as she picked up a yellow dog-sized mouse with a lightning bolt-shaped tail (though the end seemed more like the top of a heart), "Aw~! Hana-chan, it's you~!"
(Virtual Bathroom Confessional)
Kimiko: *Hana in her lap* I was actually asked to help GameFreak with testing their Pokémon games. In each one where you could catch a Pikachu, I always made sure to name the first female Pikachu I catch or raise 'Hana.' I can't believe dad remembered that!
Harold: A Pokémon? Sweet~!
Courtney: A giant rat?! EW!-!-!-!
(END)
"Oh, this is the best present dad's ever given me in all my life!" Kimiko giggled as Hana hopped onto her shoulder after the Xiaolin Dragon of Fire stopped cuddling her.
"Uh, Kimiko? Remember the challenge?" Gwen asked as she motioned to the others teams having run off.
"Oh, yeah," Kimiko blushed before she looked at Hana, "Hana-chan, do you think you can help us find something called the 'Honey Badger?' It looks like a little badger and is probably gold or bronze."
"Pika!" the Pokémon nodded.
"We're following a rat?" Courtney asked.
"Pi?!" Hana exclaimed in offense.
"Hey! Hana-chan is a Pokémon known as the 'Electric Mouse,'" Kimiko frowned, "You're obviously referring to 'Rattata' or 'Raticate.'"
"Man, there sure is a lot of food places here," Raimundo noted as Clay, Alejandro, and Tyler were pulling Owen out of an all-you-can-eat-buffet place.
"You said it," Izzy beamed, "This place is totally coolio! There's a ton of things to do!"
"Izzy, focus on the matter at hand," Raimundo frowned, "We need to find the Honey Badger."
"Well…" Owen paused to let out a rumbling belch, "…it wasn't in the buffet."
"Hold on, pardner," Clay advised before taking out a pair of chopsticks, "Changing Chopsticks!"
Clay shrunk down to the size of a grain of rice before, after a few jumps, jumped into Owen's mouth. A few minutes went by before Clay came out of Owen's ear and returned to normal size.
"It weren't in there," Clay shuddered, "And remind me not ta do that again."
"Okay," Raimundo nodded.
(VBC)
Clay: Y'see, ah was thinkin' that he mighta ate th' Honey Badger. *turns green* Ah ain't seen somethin' that bad since Dojo ate me.
Dojo: Hey~! I thought we were cool on that, Clay! Not my fault Omi got tricked into letting me out of the box early!
(END)
"Let's think about it," Noah advised, "We're in a virtual replica of Tokyo, yet many of places are replaced with what appear to be the likes of Kimiko."
"Uh, Noah? I have a question," Owen asked.
"What?" Noah asked.
"Is that a big dragon with white scales and blue eyes?" Owen asked.
Everyone turned in the direction Owen was looking. Looking down at them with a bib sporting their faces on it, was a large blue eyes white dragon.
(VBC)
Raimundo: *hitting his head on a wall* Kimiko's Ace Monster in Duel Monsters; Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Clay: *taps his chin* That dragon was mighty familiar. Don't know where, though.
Alejandro: A Blue Eyes White Dragon? Ooh…That was unpleseant.
(END)
The Blue Eyes White Dragon let out a powerful roar before Team CiRRRH ran off in different directions. Izzy, carried by Owen, cackled with glee as the dragon chased after the two of them.
"Great Mount Fuji! We're gonna die!-!-!" Owen screamed.
"Thank you," Harold nodded before the one he was talking to closed the door before he walked over to his team, "Zero hasn't seen the Honey Badger, but suggested checking out one of the toy stores."
"I can't believe how many things that girl likes," Leshawna noted, "It's like trying to find a needle in the haystack, for crying out loud!"
"Fear not, my fellow Victory Teammates, for we shall find it with this!" Omi declared as he pulled out a monocle shaped like a falcon's eye, "Falcon's Eye!"
(VBC)
Omi: The Falcon's Eye Shen Gong Wu allows one to see through anything.
(END)
"I see nothing in the sewers except for some strange sludge creatures," Omi noted.
"Sludge creatures?" DJ repeated before a manhole exploded behind them before a large grey/silver slime creature with cables coming out of its body emerged, "MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!-!-!-!"
"She likes Digimon, too?" Harold asked, "Kimiko, if you were here, I would salute you."
"Salute later! Run now!" Leshawna ordered before everyone began to run away while screaming, Lindsey jumping into DJ's arms in fright before they had run.
"You programmed some of them to help or attack, didn't you?" Chris asked with a grin.
"Of course," Mr. Tohomiko replied with a small smile, "I tried to keep them in character from what Kimiko has told me about her hobbies. It's still experimental, though, but I'm glad it's going well so far."
"So~What happens if some gets eaten?" Chris asked as he saw the Blue Eyes White Dragon finally catch Owen and Izzy.
"Well, they'll be immediately ejected," Mr. Tohomiko replied as the screen showed the dragon vaporize the two with a Burst Stream of Destruction, causing Owen and Izzy to appear at the exit, the chubbier of the two screaming and having his eyes closed, "Like that."
Team CiRRRH and Team Victory gasped and panted as they ran into a large toy store just seconds after Team Amazon walked in, Kimiko leading with Hana. Team Amazon looked at the two teams, noticing Lindsey, Jack, and Bridgette were missing in Team Victory while Owen and Izzy were missing from Team CiRRRH.
"What happened to you guys?" Gwen asked.
"Big…Big dragon…" Clay panted as Dojo, as a green puddle with his face in it, fell out of his hat and onto the floor.
"Slime monster here," Leshawna groaned in disgust, "It fired sludge bombs from its mouth and it hit Linds, Jack, and Bridge, causing them to turn into data."
"Most likely, Mr. Tohomiko made it so that if we 'die' here, we're just ejected," Raimundo noted.
"Let's hope he did," DJ nodded.
"Pika!" everyone turned to see Hana pushing a teddy bear on the top shelf of a nearby set of shelves, revealing a bronze and gold statuette of a badger that was glowing while Kimiko caught the teddy bear.
"The Honey Badger!" everyone exclaimed before Wuya and Omi were the first to dash towards it.
"Throw me!" Tyler ordered Clay.
"Ya sure?" Clay asked.
"Do it!" Tyler nodded, "I'll get that thing no problem!"
Clay nodded. He picked up the jock and quickly threw him. Hana jumped off the shelf and Kimiko had to catch her just as Wuya, Omi, and Tyler all grabbed the Honey Badger at the same instant, causing the glow to get brighter.
"Oh boy~! Here we go!" Chris cheered as he rubbed his hands in glee.
"Wuya, Tyler, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!" Omi declared.
"Yes! Xiaolin Showdown!" Tyler pumped his fist in excitement.
"Name the game," Wuya narrowed her eyes.
"The name of the game is Pinball! First to reach one million points without just standing between two bumper points wins!" Omi declared, "I wager for Team Victory the Reversing Mirror!"
"I wager the Ruby of Ramses!" Wuya declared.
"And, uh, I wager the…" Tyler tried to think of a name of a Wu before he remembered one, "The Ants-In-The-Pants."
"Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!" all three declared.
Multiple flashes of light erupted around the digital world as the data began to erupt into a vortex. The data finally settled down as everyone but the three competitors landed on top of a massive pinball machine. At the top of it was a sign that was split into three that depicted the three team emblems. Below that were a set of three scores, all at '0' currently. Omi, Wuya, and Tyler were ensnared within clear pinballs of their team colors and landed inside the machine.
"Gon Yi Tampai!" all three declared (though Tyler's shout sounded more like 'Gong Me Tampon').
The trigger extended to ten times the length of the machine before it retracted. The three screamed as they were sent rolling into the pinball field, immediately starting to rack up points. Wuya managed to collect '40000,' Tyler get '50000,' and Omi was in the lead with '60000' and rising. Tyler groaned inside his ball, his face on the 'floor.'
"Tyler! Get your head in the game!" Raimundo shouted.
"Go, Omi, go!" Leshawna whooped as Omi was reaching '200000' while Wuya was following at '160000.'
"Ants-In-The-Pants!" Tyler shouted.
The ants swarmed out…only to go nowhere because he was in an enclosed sphere. Tyler screamed as he began to run around as the Wu turned on him. He was able to reach the halfway point due to his frantic running before he fell in-between the flippers.
"Amigo, you must do better than that!" Alejandro called before Tyler was launched once more.
(BC)
Tyler: *swollen hideously. Holds up a sign reading 'Apparently, I'm allergic to Maagical Ant Bites'*
(END)
On the field, Wuya charged at Omi. The Xiaolin Dragon of Water skidded to a halt as Wuya approached. Omi pulled out a mirror with a yin-yang design in the middle and a black border.
"Reversing Mirror!" Omi called.
Wuya's forward roll instantly turned into a backwards roll that sent her into the gutters and be deposited in the launcher once more.
(CC)
Chef: So what's with the Reversing Mirror, kid?
Omi: The Reversing Mirror reverses things in its reflection. Such as making the Orb of Tornami's attack go right back at you or turn it from water into fire if you hold the Reversing Mirror and the Orb of Tornami.
Chef: You think it can cure balding?
Omi: *slumps* It does not.
(END)
"Come on, old lady! Hurry it up with the challenge and win it!" Heather growled.
"I would if you'd give me time," Wuya scowled before she was launched once more…and crashed into Tyler as he rolled by the exit, causing both of them to tumble into the gutter once more as Omi made it into a bonus points area and reached one million points. In a series of light flashes, everyone was standing in Mr. Tohomiko's testing area as Mr. Tohomiko, Chef, and Chris applauded.
"And Team Victory wins the second challenge!" Chris declared, "And with the Honey Badger, you can have some fun in the final challenge!" he turned to the cameras, "Will we let the contestants know what the final challenge is now? Does Kimiko like the gift her dad made for her? Stay tuned, for there's more wacky macky teriyaki action after the break."
"Welcome to 'Total Drama Action!'" Chris declared on the TV as scenes of Total Drama Action were being played in a Japanese commerical, "Where you'll see action and kooky filming! And somber eating."
"Very nice food. I like it," Own informed on the TV, yet his voice had been dubbed over.
"Hey there, way oh-so-cute monster," Izzy, her voice dubbed over, flirted.
"Total Drama Action! Coming soon. Here's an apple of fun!" Chris declared before the commercial ended.
"Um…What?" Noah asked the question on everyone's mind.
"That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese Total Drama Action promo. Total Drama is huge here!" Chris informed.
"Okay…But that was in English," Courtney pointed out, "So why are they dubbing our voices?"
"Turns out the locals don't like the sound of y'all," Chris shrugged.
"Not true," Kimiko informed, "Their natural voices are much better than the dubbing."
"Okay, okay," Chris frowned before smirking, "And here's your final challenge for Japan! Ready? I hope you paid attention, because you'll be writing, directing, and producing your very own Japanese commercials!"
Jack hummed as he put on a red director's hat and a purple cloth stuffed into his shirt and jacket.
(BC)
Jack: I'll have you know that while I did graduate early, I went back to college and got a second degree in filming and acting. *shows the diploma copy he had on hand*
Wuya: *hitting her head on the door* He's gone into that stupid outfit again.
Clay: *gulps nervously*
(END)
"There's a brand new candy hitting the Japanese market; Chef's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go-Time Candied Fish Tails!" Chris declared as he showed the bag, causing many of them to develop green faces.
(BC)
Omi: *eating a bag of it* Oh! This is most yummy! It is almost like Master Tong's Fish Casserole!
Chef: *chuckles* I just got a letter from Master Tong about my new candy that I sent to the temple; he loves it! *sniffles while wiping a tear* I'm not gonna cry…
(END)
"I call this 'The Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go-Time Candied Fish Tails Challenge of Celebration Fun!'" Chris continued with a wink at the camera.
Nearby, Chef had his arms crossed before pointing at Chris in anger, "You said we were gonna pay a real Tokyo Add Firm."
"That's Uncle Chris for ya, Chef," Jack shrugged, "He says one thing, but down something else."
"That's right! As props, you'll be using anything you can find in the storage area of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet," Chris informed, "Since Team Victory won the second Challenge, they get to choose their props first."
"To Victory!" Omi declared before everyone high-fived…before DJ picked up Omi and helped him add his hand to the group high-five.
"Team Amazon choosing second and Team I am Really, Really, Really Hot gets stuck with whatever dregs are left. Them's the breaks," Chris continued, ignoring the frowns from the last team, "Also, no Shen Gong Wu are allowed since they're not in the storage area at this time."
"Hmm…I'm seeing a tiny Tokyo," Jack pulled out a set of small buildings from one of the boxes before pulling out a purple spider costume, "A giant, radioactive monster and…" he pulled out a set of army helmets, "…an army trying to fight it off."
"Giant monster?" DJ squeaked.
"That's right, big guy!" Jack grinned before tossing the costume to him and Leshawna, "Our monster will be you two and Chrome Dome, since this costume-once we add some extra monster costumes to it-will need you both for the body while Cheese Ball will be the one to eat the piece of candy."
"Say what now?" Leshawna frowned.
"We all know that Chef's cooking sucks," Jack pointed out.
"And we know that out of everyone here, only Omi and Owen can really stomach the food he makes," Harold added, "Gosh! Brilliant!"
"Thank you, my good man," Jack bowed before pulling out a megaphone, "NOW GET TO WORK ON SUPPLIES, PEOPLE!"
(BC)
Leshawna: Well, I see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree on this.
Harold: I had a good idea, too! It would have mixed Kurosawa's Pathos with Miyazaki's Sense of Wonder.
(END)
"Okay, Cody, what're your orders?" Kimiko asked.
"M-Me?" Cody asked.
"You're the team leader after all," Kimiko informed.
"Yep! Ah, Codykins, I just know you'll take us to victory," Sierra giggled as she attempted to get near him when Kimiko halted her.
"W-Well…I was kinda hoping to ask you about some good commercials here in Tokyo, Kimiko," Cody admitted, "Since, well, you're from Japan."
"Sure, I can give a few ideas," Kimiko shrugged, "But I didn't really pay attention to commercials. When they normally came on the TV, I'd look away to play one of my games, practice some katas my instructor gave me, or play with some toys. But, I do remember this one commercial."
"Really?" Cody asked before Kimiko whispered it into his ear as Sierra glared at her.
(BC)
Sierra: Is she trying to steal my Cody?!
(END)
"Oh, wow! That's pretty cool!" Cody grinned, "Okay, let's go with that! Quick, we need to look for anything that could be good for the commercial."
Minutes later, Team CiRRRH stood around the remaining supplies. Raimundo and Alejandro looked over what remained. Raimundo opened a box and raised a brow.
"It's some supplies from Majide," Raimundo noted, "Guess Rome gave some stuff to Chris."
"Hmm…I seem to recall that Japanese commercials are normally full of excitement and appealing to one's audience," Alejandro tapped his chin, "Perhaps we can use these as supplies."
"Smart thinking," Raimundo nodded, "But we'll need to have Clay stay off camera, okay? He freezes up when there's a camera running and aimed at him."
"Really now? I did not know that."
"He may seem fine, but that's because the camera's not aimed at him directly," Raimundo explained, "So just let him hold the camera for the shooting, okay?"
"Got it," Alejandro nodded before Raimundo tossed Clay their camera.
"You're on Camera Duty, Clay!" Raimundo called before he noticed something, "Was that…?"
(BC)
Raimundo: Seriously? That looked like Ezekiel.
(END)
"And…done!" Jack grinned as Leshawna put the last building in place, "Great job lining things up, Leshawna, Harold."
"Thank my summer at Balancing Steve's Balancing Camp," Harold beamed.
With Team CiRRRH, Raimundo was doing some break dancing for the camera. He was currently dressed in a black jacket, a black pair of jeans and a shirt, white gloves, black headphones, and a purple dragon mask. Alejandro was in the director's chair and looked at a piece of the food they were trying to promote. He ate one and instantly spat it out with some vomit.
(BC)
Alejandro: Like…rotten fish intestine with a side order of fermented squid…and dirty hockey equipment! *throws up once more*
(END)
"I am so glad we found this laptop to do some digital editing to the recording," Kimiko smirked as she sat on a nearby set of crates with Team Amazon, "This will be a major plus for what we need to handle in the commercial."
"Great. And thanks for letting me direct. I'm not really comfy being on film," Cody admitted.
"Clay's the same way. At least you're okay with the normal cameras," Kimiko shrugged.
"Well, that's mainly because they're mainly hidden," Cody replied when a gong went off.
"You have five minutes left to film your videos! Then it's 'Happy Super…' um…whatever," Chris informed on the PA, "We'll be watching them in five minutes."
"Cut! Print! That's a wrap, people!" Jack called, "DJ, Leshawna, great job on the body! Cueball, a little lagging on your reaction time, but no biggie."
"At least he isn't as annoying as Chris is," Leshawna muttered as she pulled the part of her costume off.
"Yeah," DJ nodded.
"Alright, now that you're done filming, it's time to see if your hard work is paying off. Chef?"
"No-good, bad agency, cheap, rip-off…" Chef grumbled in annoyance as he pressed a button on a remote.
"First up, Team Victory with 'Kaiju Attack!'" Chris declared.
The screen turned on to a zoom-in on the 'city' that they had made. A deep, booming roar echoed on the screen before it zoomed out to reveal a monster comprised of a spider's legs and bottom half, a slimy upper body, and a dragon's head. The monster let out another roar as it swung one of his four claws ahead. It went through quick shots of the monster destroying the 'city.'
"Oh no!" Harold screamed, "It is the Khimaira GouJyuAkuma!"
"That's it! I'm out of here!" Lindsey screamed before Bridgette stopped her.
"Wait! I have a plan!" Bridgette informed.
"Commander, what are you saying?" Harold asked before Bridgette pulled out the bag of Chef's snack.
"We shall stop the monster with this!" Bridgette declared.
The monster roared at the once more. Using that opening, Bridgette tossed one of the tails and it went into the monster's mouth. It started to hack and cough, putting its upper arms over its chest before a small burp came out of it. It let out a pleased sound and clapped its four arms in glee. It then cut to the monster fixing the city with an oversized bag of Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go-Time Candied Fish Tails in its jaws.
"Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go-Time Candied Fish Tails!" Jack's voice-over declared, "So good that even the worst creatures will become embodiments of goodness!"
"Hmm…Nine out of ten," Chef informed.
"Next up is Team Amazon with 'Funny Commercial,'" Chris informed.
The screen turned to static before displaying Wuya in her bunny cosplay. She seemed to be advertising a chocolate ad.
(BC)
Wuya: They agreed to a signed agreement that I would not be voted out for three Challenges we lose to get me in that outfit again.
Chris: *pants like a dog before howling like a wolf and wolf-whistled* I love that woman!
(END)
"Cut!" Cody's voice called before it cut to a zoomed out of the scene where it was 'raining,' "Ugh! What a time for rain!"
"Shooting candy commercials in the rain?" Courtney appeared on screen in a black vest, a red tie, a white button shirt, and black pants, "That's just one of the many dark secrets of TV spots." It changed to Sierra dressed as a puppy, "Even smart dogs are actually chasing meat." It zoomed out to show Sierra was chasing a picture of Cody that was held by Heather before cutting to an exhausted Sierra with cage that had the others girls dressed as dogs, "And have many back-ups just in case." It cut to Courtney walking down a dark hallway before cutting to a side-view of her shushing the camera, "On set, actresses are queens." It cut to a shot of Gwen crying and arguing with Wuya, the later having lines written on her white button shirt, "They don't need to memorize lines." It cut to Courtney looking behind Kimiko as she was digitally editing the scene, "Nor do they have any wrinkles. Or spots. And they look thinner."
A cell phone went off on the commercial. It cut to Cody pulling a cell phone out before cutting to Gwen turning to glare at the direction Cody was at.
"No one must upset the diva," Courtney continued as Cody was forced to drop the cell phone just as Gwen's boot was thrown at his hand.
It cut to Courtney walking alongside a Japanese building when a ninja (Kimiko in disguise) slashed at her. It then cut to her facing the camera.
"Of course, I'm unharmed. But the sound?" the camera turned to where Sierra was standing before a table with a head of lettuce before her, a knife in her hands.
It proceeded to do a bit of a montage take of Sierra cutting in time with the slashes Courtney did at the ninja with a fake sword. It cut to everyone buy Cody and Courtney looking at a TV in business suits. In the viewing room, Chris was drooling a little at the sight of Wuya in a business outfit obviously too small for her chest.
"They are the clients," Courtney informed before moving to show Cody pouring something into a cup, "Whiskey is added to their coffee…so they won't notice the details."
(BC)
Kimiko: We didn't have alcohol, so we did that with toilet water.
(END)
"This is a secret, but there are ghosts here too," Courtney whispered, "An extremely jealous actress. An AD who never made it. And a samurai." It cut to Cody, sitting before the laptop with sutras all over, "But don't worry, exorcists can erase them." It cut back to her walking along the background, "TV spots must be 'nice' and safe…" she screamed as she was blown up, surprising everyone watching before the scene cut to Courtney leaning beside Kimiko as she was making that image display, "With CGI, anything is possible. But without CGI, things can get dangerous." Everyone flinched at the series of shots of a dummy in Courtney's current attire blowing up before cutting to Courtney approaching a white backdrop where everyone was sitting around with sad faces, "TV spots are all about SMILES. But here is its biggest secret. Its biggest taboo."
"Hey, you!" Wuya the director ordered Heather, "I need it now!"
"Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go-Time Candied Fish Tails is here!" Heather declared after a cut to her running on stage with a platter filled with the candied fish tails on it.
The result was instant in everyone cheering up.
"Action!" Wuya declared before cutting to an upper-body shot of Courtney.
"Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go-Time Candied Fish Tails brings out the best smiles ever," Courtney explained before cutting to Kimiko erupting from a wall for the snack, "Even divas who refuse to come out…come running with a big smile." It then cut to Gwen grinning as she was on a ladder before zooming out a bit to show Heather waving a piece of Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go-Time Candied Fish Tails at her, "And busy Hollywood stars return with a huge smile."
It then cut to a black background with the bag of candy on it with the words 'Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go-Time Candied Fish Tails' in Japanese Katakana beside it.
"Eight because you used chocolate at the beginning," Chef snorted.
"And now for…Hey! Where's Team I am Really, Really, Really Hot's tape?" Chris demanded.
"I got it right he-aaaaaaaaaaaah!" Tyler screamed.
He had tripped on the extension cord. He fell flat on his face and the tape shot out of his hand. Everyone winced as the tape shattered upon contact with one of the walls.
"Ooh…! Tough break," Chris faked sympathy, "But since the tape broke, we can't show it. That means you get an automatic '0!' That means Team I am Really, Really, Really Hot is sending someone home tonight!"
"Wait. It's not a reward?" Leshawna asked.
"Well, it's a reward for me," Chris grinned.
(BC)
Leshawna: Oh come on! I was hoping for a reward!
Jack: Never think you've got Uncle Chris figured out, people. Otherwise, you'll only end up with curveballs!
(END)
"Iiiiit's Vote Time!" Chris declared in the galley, "Up in the Loser Class Bathroom, you'll find seven passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home! Got it?
(BC)
Clay: Y'all done messed up. *holds up Tyler's passport*
Raimundo: I know it's kinda mean, but you messed up the Showdown and broke the tape. *stamps Tyler's passport*
Tyler: *stamps Raimundo's passport* I saw Lindsey giggling at a joke you made. She's my girl!
Alejandro: *stamps Tyler's passport*
Izzy: *laughs while stamping everyone's passports*
Owen: *munching on a bag of Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go-Time Candied Fish Tails. Burps and a piece of one piece hit Tyler's passport*
Noah: *stamps Tyler's passport*
(END)
"Those staying in the game will get In-Flight Snacks," Chris informed at the Drop of Shame Ceremony, motioning to Chef with his platter of barf bag peanuts, "And if you don't get one, you'll be taking the Drop of Shame." Everyone gulped, "The following players are safe; Clay…"
"Thank ya kindly," Clay easily caught his bag.
"…Alejandro…"
"Gracias."
"…Izzy…" Izzy laughed as she kicked the bag right back at Chef, hitting him where the sun don't shine, "Oooh…! Ooookay…" he tried to avoid looking at the downed Chef, who was trying to hold back his sobs, "Guess, the rest of you will have to come up to get the bags. Anyways, Owen…"
"Whoo!" Owen cheered as he ran up and picked up two barf bags and Chef before putting him on the stands to rest.
"…and Noah," Chris finished.
"Gee. Thanks," Noah informed as he walked up and got his bag.
"And now, for the final bag goes to…" Chris paused for dramatic tension for a few moments before finally saying, "…Raimundo."
"What?!" Tyler screamed.
"You heard the man," Dojo informed as he stood beside the door, "Now you have two choices; parachute or dragon."
"B-But why?! I'm a great athlete!"
"Who made us lose because he broke the tape," Raimundo frowned.
Tyler opened his mouth before sighing. With a slump, he walked over and hopped out of the plane with Dojo. The dragon grew to his full size and flew off. Dojo pulled his phone out and called Fung.
"Hey there, Fungy-Bear!" Dojo greeted happily.
=Dojo, why are you calling?=
"Got another contestant. Want me to bring the boy or girl to the temple?" Dojo asked.
=Very well. But check for tracking chips first= Master Fung advised.
"Sooo…Where am I going?" Tyler asked.
"My home," Dojo replied.
"Oh, now this is divine~!" Bridgette moaned as she was getting a massage with Lindsey.
"Ah~! So~ good~!" Lindsey moaned in ecstasy with a heavy blush on her face while panting, "Harder~! Oh yes~!"
"Excuse me," the massages paused and Bridgette looked to her side to see a worried Omi.
"O-Omi? Why are you here?"
"I heard you two moaning," Omi informed, "I thought that something bad was happening before I saw that these two were giving you massages."
"You know what a massage is?" Lindsey asked.
"Oh, yes. I get one a few times when I am given a day off from training," Omi informed, "But I also come to give Bridgette this." Omi reached into his left sleeve and pulled out the Honey Badger, "A sign of trust to my new friend Bridgette."
"You're giving me the Honey Badger?" Bridgette asked.
"Of course! You have been most kind to me on our journey so far and I saw how worried you were for me in the Showdown," Omi informed, "So I insist you keep the Honey Badger until the competition is over."
"…Thank you, Omi," Bridgette smiled softly at the boy as she got up, keeping a towel to cover her bare chest, and knelt down to kiss his forehead while taking the Honey Badger, "I'll protect it with my life."
"Oh~! My first forehead kiss from a Canadian girl!" Omi beamed happily before he ran out, "I must go write about this in my journal!"
"Aw~! It's so adorable, Midget. You and Tony are like a big sister and little brother~!" Lindsey cooed as the girls began to resume their massages.
"Well…He just has this innocent vibe around him and I kinda want to do my best to keep that innocence," Bridgette admitted as she looked at the Honey Badger, "Still…I always wanted to have a little brother or sister."
"Sayonara from Japan! Where will our travels take us next?" Chris asked, "Will Sierra ever get to glomp Cody and not get blocked by Kimiko? Will Team Amazon be able to keep their streak of avoiding elimination? What other weird products does Chef want to sell?" he laughed as he peeked in the galley to see Chef covered in batter from an exploding donut prototype, "All these questions and many more probably won't be answered on the next episode of Total! Drama! Wor~ld To~~~ur!"
Team Amazon: Gwen, Courtney, Izzy(went to Team Chris is Really, Really, Really Hot), Sierra(came from Team Chris is Really, Really, Really Hot), Heather, Cody, Wuya, and Kimiko
Team CiRRRH: Alejandro, Owen, Izzy (came from Team Amazon), Sierra (went to Team Amazon), Clay, Raimundo, Tyler, and Noah
Team Victory: Leshawna, DJ, Lindsey, Bridgette, Harold, Ezekiel, Omi, and Jack
Votes:
Alejandro – Tyler
Clay – Tyler
Owen – Tyler
Raimundo – Tyler
Izzy – Tyler (It was the first one she stamped before stamping the others)
Noah – Tyler
Tyler – Raimundo
Raimundo – 1
Tyler – 6
Voted out: Tyler
Order out of Drop of Shame: Ezekiel, Duncan, Tyler
Current Locations Visited: 2 – Egypt, Japan
Number of Wins for Team Victory: 1
Number of Wins for Team Amazon: 1
Number of Wins for Team CiRRRH: 0
Current Shen Gong Wu Revealed in the story/series:
Bubble Brains – Turns something alive into a spirit and a spirit into something living. In the card game, it gives one photographic memory. Currently in the possession of Chris McClain until Total Drama World Tour is over.
Cube of Haniku – Creates ironic situations for the opponents. Currently in possession of Team Chris is Really, Really, Really Hot's Clay. Found in the pyramid of Egypt's first challenge.
Bullhorn Blazer – Turns the user into a bull with blazing horns. Formerly in possession of Team Amazon's Gwen. Found on the Nile River's riverside in a few reeds.
Honey Badger – Turns what is real into unreal and something unreal into real (such as a drawing into a living version of it). Anything it destroys that is unreal destroys something equivalent in the real world. Currently in possession of Team Victory's Bridgette. Found by Kimiko's Father and hidden inside his former virtual world.
Post-Chapter Omake: Tyler 1
"Well, it took a little bit of time, but we made it," Dojo informed as he slithered beside Tyler, "But welcome to the Xiaolin Temple. This is your home during the competition, so enjoy."
"Ah great," Duncan groaned as he approached, having dyed the white of his outfit black, "I just knew you'd be showing up."
"I see you're getting xiaolin Training, hm?" Dojo asked.
"How scrubbing all those puts and plates and gross junk is training, I don't get it," Duncan snorted.
"Trust me; you'll understand. Omi, Raimundo, Clay, and Kimiko all had to do it, too," Dojo assured before squealing in delight, "Master Fung!"
The dragon was instantly upon Master Fung's face, wrapping around it and kissing the bald head. Master Fung rolled his eyes, knowing Dojo would do this constantly.
"Welcome to the Xiaolin Temple, Tyler," Master Fung greeted, "A room has been set up for you. If you would like, you may join Duncan in training."
"Nah. I'm good," Tyler replied.
"We saw the episode," Master Fung informed, "Would you at least like to be offered training in balance?"
"Really?" Tyler asked.
"Master Ny is ready at any time," Master Fung informed.
"Ah! Sweet!" Tyler grinned.
"I wouldn't say 'sweet' just yet, Tyler," Duncan advised.
"Hm?"
An hour later, the sound of Tyler screaming in pain was heard all over the area. It was also known that to stop the pain, they had to learn balance quickly.