Dairy Lighthouse

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away called Weyard, there was a power known as Alchemy. Alchemy was at the source of all life, and the universe itself was believed to have been born from its elements. However, due to the greed of mankind, the power of alchemy had to be sealed away into four gems known as stars, each representing the base of elements.

But, one day atop the lighthouse of Earth, weeks after the seal of Alchemy had begun to be broken, things were about the change even more drastically. Sworn enemies to Vale, the town which once guarded the stars, Saturos and Menardi were now attempting to ignite the beacon of the lighthouse with the star. That was when Isaac and his crew encountered these two, and fought them to the death.

Mia summoned Boreas. Massive blazes of ice recovered the two fire adepts. When the ice vanished, Saturos and Menardi lay on the ground nearly dead. Menardi was undergoing an epileptic seizure.

Garet: "WOOT!!! We won!"

Mia: "Whoa, we actually beat them!"

Ivan: "In your face guys!"

Ivan started dancing the polka.

All: -.-"

Isaac: "Felix, Sheba. You're free now. You don't have to continue lighting the lighthouses anymore."

Saturos: "I don't think that's quite right, boy. We may be down but we're certainly not out. Menardi."

Menardi: Thank you Saturos. Weather forecast: magnitude 8.2 earthquake. Warning: Idejima peninsula may tear off. Possibility of tidal wave from the east. Temperature: 31 degrees Celsius.—"

Saturos: "Menardi…what the hell are you saying?!?"

Menardi: "Uhh…oh right…now, where was I…?"

Menardi pondered really hard on that for a moment.

Ivan: "Can you guys just get to the point."

Menardi: "Oh yes, I remember! You guys may have defeated us once, but you will never defeat us once we do this…"

Saturos pulled out a piece of blue cheese.

Felix: "Cheese…you two just can't get anymore random…"

Sheba: "I sense it. 55 calories per portion, 2 grams of fat, 10 daily value of sodium and vitamins. Truly not bad."

Garet who was facing away from the conversation, turned around in surprise.

Garet: "What was that about cheese?"

Mia: "Oh my goodness, Garet. Pick a better time to go digging for gold! That's just disgusting!"

Garet: …

Saturos: "As we were saying, once we throw this in the beacon, all our power will be restored!"

Saturos then threw the slice of cheese into the beacon.

All!!!

A huge ray of light was emitted through the beacon.

Saturos and Menardi: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Garet: "I thought Venus was earth. How could cheese thrown in instead of the star restore their power?"

Menardi: "Cheese and Mars share a common factor. They are in symbiosis."

Garet: "So I see."

The two mars adepts were now standing back on their feet as if they hadn't just fought an exhausting battle a few minutes ago. Their energy was more than just restored.

Saturos: "Felix, go. Take Sheba with you and flee to Idejima."

Felix: "What? No way!"

Menardi: "You don't seriously mean to let Sheba watch a second bloodshed do you? Already the first one was pg-16 and as you know, she is only 14 after all."

Felix: "What are you like her mother or something? No way, I'm staying here."

Saturos: "Hmm…I wonder if it's true. I wonder if you'd actually want to see your childhood friend get owned by us…"

Felix: "Isaac isn't my friend. He never was, well…not since he stole my teddy and never gave it back…"

Menardi: "Well then get the hell out of here!"

Ivan: "Look they're glowing!"

Isaac: "No duh…"

Garet: "Their power is overwhelming! It's over 9000!!!"

(By the way that was a joke from youtube. Check it out.)

The energy emitted by the two fire adepts was so great that they were now able to actually fuse together and form a creature with an immense power.

Menardi: "Feel the wrath of the mars clan of the north!"

Ivan: "You mean Canada?"

Mia: "But aren't they ruled by beavers?!?"

Menardi: "Shut up you two. You're ruining our moment!"

Saturos: "Muahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. MAKE YOUR TIME!"

But the nonsense took so long that they never begun the battle. The blue energy sphere had already appeared from the beacon. Everyone stared into it and suddenly, all went green and blue. Somewhere in the distance, you could've sworn that "FOUR!" was heard.

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