Recap: Natsu and Gray used to love Erza

Lisanna jumped the gun on Natsu's confession of love

Natsu loves Lucy (yay Team NaLu!)

Lisanna cries

Bixlow is Angry let's see why

Ps the number of X's on each person is now

Natsu-5 (formerly 6), Gray-3 (Formerly 4), Jellal-3, Freed-2, Laxus-3, Romeo-2, Gageel-2, Elfman-3, Bixlow-2

Lucy-4, Juvia-2, Erza-3, Mirajane-1, Cana-3, Wendy-1, Levy-2, Evergreen-3, Lisanna-3

*Smack* *Crack* *Whap*

The sounds of Bixlow whaling on the Dragon Slayer everyone watching, horrified "Bixlow stop this knock it off!" Laxus shouts as him, Elfman, and Jellal pull the man of a now bruised and sore Natsu.

"DAMN you, you bastard you made her cry I'll send you to hell!" The mage said kicking in rage.

"Men don't do sneak attacks" Elfman says trying to calm his friend.

Spitting out blood then wiping it from his face glaring at the man who had just assaulted him for a moment then striking him with a powerful uppercut to the chin "What the hell was that for?!"

"Do you have any idea how long I have been listening to her say how much she loves you? Since about two weeks since she came back that's how long I've been hearing the girl I want more than anything to be happy no matter how much it hurt, no matter how much I wanted to say that she means so much to me I'd learn every magic under the sun, below the ground and even the kind that would send even the purist saint straight to hell. just to have her the love of my life look at me the way she looks at some idiot like you Natsu, who always gets to be the hero and I can't help the fact, even though he is a nakama of mine, I want nothing more than just want to slug him till she looks at me like that. So before you even think about saying something that hurts her shut up, Lisanna loves you, you bastard!"

Everyone is dumbstruck by the impassioned speech a deafening silence falls over everyone after what for Bixlow, felt like three life times. Lisanna tears still falling down her face this time not for the crushing loss of the one she loved not being able to return the feelings she'd been holding for years but the feeling of regret for not having realized that she could have given those feelings to the one who could return them not just that but the one who had heard her talk about her feelings she had for another man. "Bixlow, I... I had no idea that you felt that way about me, I'm sorry for everything I instead on telling you about how I felt about Natsu, I'm sorry I really should have seen that it was you," Elfman, Laxus and Jellal release Bixlow

"I love you Bixlow" The two share a passionate kiss for several moments as an X disappears from Natsu's, Lisanna's and Bixlow's arms.

Natsu and the rest of the guild smile for their friends, they start to feel awkward about the length of the kiss, a bit more when they start getting handsy, and mentally violated at the site of Bixlow's foot long tongue wriggling down Lisanna's throat, causing everyone to wish they could un see this disturbing image that will forever be in their heads. Natsu looks towards Lucy seeing that she is not her usual self he is about to go over to her when... *crash* Elfman throws Bixlow to the ground, gets on top of him and is about to slug him in the face when Gray, Freed and Gajeel hold him back, "Get your Grubby mitts of my sister you long tongue freak"

"Please Elfman, stop this," Laxus exclaimed as he took the man by the shirt.

Elfman delivered a sweeping kick to Laxus's right leg, "Elfman please listen to Laxus-sama's reason" Freed pleads to the man.

"Shut up! All three of you bug me more than anything I can't stand the way they talk about you to me, even a man has his limit of how much he can take of the three most important people in his life talk nonstop about how Laxus is a courageous leader, or how Bixlow is so sweet and gentle, or even Freed is so well put together, respectful like a prince. It gets on my nerves more than anything that they seem to respect you three more than me!" the man cried out almost weeping.

*slap**slap**slap* Mira, Lisanna, and Evergreen each deliver a sharp sounding slap to Elman's now even more red face "BAKA!" All shout with an extremely hurt tone in their voices.

Hey guys its Pikachu I feel that I should explain on why I started this story I was seeing opportunities for ft to become a drama with the same basic setting. Not that I like drama shows as much as comedy but I thought get the story out of my head. Anyways I think you will like what is going to happen or at least I hope so.

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