Title: Kissing Fools
Series: Part 3 of the Kissing Arc; after Can I Kiss You Again?
Author: Makoto Sagara
Archive: The usual suspects; anywhere else, ask me first.
Category: Shounen Ai, Humour
Pairings: 2+5+2, 3+5, 3+2
Rating: T (13+)
Warnings: Shounen Ai, weird humour, OOC
Disclaimers: Have no money. Make no money. Suing is bad for health. Just b/c my high angst muse made me.
A/N: I felt like another crack!fic, and this series certainly gives that to me, so here I am again!!
Kissing Fools
Trowa sighed as he heard the arguing from the other room. Whenever Chang and Maxwell weren't trying to make the rest of them deaf, they were hiding in rooms, making out. While the thought of that being the only way to shut the braided boy up amused him, the thought that they were kissing made him uncomfortable. Not that he understood that fully.
He had no problem with the fact that the two pilots were kissing. Just that they were kissing each other.
/And not you, / an inner voice butted in.
/WHAT? /
/You're jealous that they're kissing each other and you've been excluded. /
/Don't be preposterous! /
/Don't lie to yourself. /
/I am not. /
/Liar. You're jealous! See, you're blushing just thinking about the fact that the yelling has stopped and they're probably wrapped around one another. Just admit it. You'll be happier. /
/What? / Trowa was starting to wonder if he was spending too much time around the fuel vent of Heavyarms.
--
Duo snickered as he and Wufei broke for air, taking a moment to look and see if anyone else was around. He noticed that the Chinese boy was doing the same thing. "No rest for the wicked, eh?"
"Speak for yourself, Maxwell," Wufei shot back, his eyes still slightly glazed over from their arduous amorousness.
"I do, quite frequently," the American quipped. "However, I'd rather do something else than talk." He winked knowingly before pulling away from the other boy.
"Someone is watching us."
"Only Tro is here… But, now that you mention it, he does seem like the voyeuristic type." Duo looked around the tiny room he and Wufei had snuck inside for time alone again. Seeing nothing, he sighed. He placed another kiss on the other's cheek. "I'm hungry."
It didn't take a genius to catch the double meaning in Maxwell's parting words, and Wufei wondered about them when he was alone.
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/I have to get away! /
Accidentally catching sight of the other two pilots was enough to drive Trowa to utter distraction. The way that they had wrapped themselves around one another had turned the Heavyarms pilot on. And that was a feeling he was not familiar with.
/It's hardly anything to be ashamed of, / his inner voice said calmly.
/I am not ashamed! /
/Sure. Sure. But you're wondering what they both look like naked and hair loose. /
/WHAT?! /
/You are. I would know. /
/Shut up. /
/Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. / His inner voice had obviously spent way too much time around Duo. /They're both hot, and they're together. That much is obvious. You just wish they'd include you. /
/ … /
He was mentally laughing at himself now.
/Stop that. /
The laughing continued, clearly ignoring his demand. /Fool. /