This was a story I wrote back for the Gill fanclub in the Ushi no Tane forums back when I loved Gill.
It was born out of the member's dislike of the LunaxGill pairings.

So before you say anything, I don't hate Luna, in fact I love her 3
This was written all in the good name of fun~

Harvest Moon and all of its characters belong to Marvelous Entertainment. I OWN NOTHING!

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"But..but you can't just come here and live here! It's not even your land!" said a serious man dressed in blue, who resembled a ball.

Zane and Heart looked at each other and then at the man whow was telling them they couldn't do as they pleased.

"But it is our place now!" yelled Cookie from the fields. "See! I wrote my name on it!"

The man simply looked around the place and as the girl had said, her name was all over the place, even on his shoe.

"I see…well if you are planning on living here, you're going to have to pay for the land. Please stop by the town hall today to get the paperwork ready…" and with that he left, hoping that the strange girl overlooked his shoe.

"Well wasn't that nice of him. Should we all go together or should we split?" asked Ninja as she came out of the battered house.

"Now that we have our own headquarters the mission starts now. We all were assigned tasks or did we forget already?" said Zane looked at them.

"Well just to remind everyone, I am the leader. Zane is in charge of weaponry and anything related to killing our enemy. Ninja you are in charge of espionage. Jaime you are in charge of collecting information about the target and anything else that we can use to our advantage. And Cookie…you're in charge of the diary,"

"WHAT?!"

"Cookie, this is, if not, the most important task on this team. You alone are in charge of recording our victories as well as defeats in that small book. You are writing our history!"

"…when you put it that way…"

"Glad you accepted. Now everyone, Zane, Ninja, and I will go to town hall. You two stay here and see that preparations on the house are made."

The five women saluted each other and went their different ways.

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"Alright then, it's settled," said a calm Gil as he gave the ownership papers to a flustered Heart.

The three girls were unable to speak as they were too busy trying not to drool in front of the man. Finally, regaining their composure, they thanked the object of their affection and walked out of the building.

"I think since we now own the land, we still need to blend in. Farming the land wouldn't make us suspicious and we might even befriend some of these people in return," said Heart as they walked towards the Inn to buy some food.

"I agree, they might start wandering where all of our money comes from if we don't do any work," said Zane.

The Order of Gil made various amounts of gold by selling rare merchandise about said man as well as publishing many popular fanfics that were praised in Ushi.

"There's just one problem I see with this. Do any of us know how to farm?" asked Ninja, gaining the attention of the two women. "…you have a point there."

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Night settled in again and the five girls laid on top of many blankets that they would have to call bed.

"This was the best you could do?" said Heart in an annoyed tone.

"Hey, you should be grateful I stole these blankets from the enemy's side!" replied Jaime.

Since the house was in such a poor state, the ceiling had many holes and well did some of the walls. The two girls decided to cover the holes with the blankets they had stolen from the tailoring shop. As long as neither of those people paid them a visit they were safe.

"I supposed we should give you credit," said Zane tiredly, as she pull the blanket over herself.

"Right, goodnight everyone and good job today," and soon they all drifted to sleep.

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"You know…I was expecting a boom or something, just a poof," said a dark figured to another person as they walked through Kaval Meadow.

"I heard our friends have already bought a house here, we should pay them a visit don't you think?"

"Yes, great idea," and the two headed towards the Clarinet district.

As they neared closer towards the shanty house, one of the strangers suddenly stopped and looked at the ground. "It feels soft here," the stranger said as the stranger pressed the land with their foot.

"You're right…" the other one agreed, joining in the stepping.

Suddenly pointy spears sprung from the earth and the two held each other. The door from the house blew open and there stood a half-sleepy Zane with her katana in hand.

The two strangers quickly took off the spears that blocked their path and began running as they noticed the blonde coming in their direction.

"Oh snap!" yelled one of them as they stepped on a branch.

"Bells this is no time for sound effects!" the stranger said and they kept running faster away from certain doom.

Once out of the district, they took shelter beneath a tree to catch their breath. "ohmigoodness! Let's never go to that place again!" said the stranger whose hat had been blown away from their head revealing orange hair.

"Yeah…that was scary Twisted. It seems we're going to need more than matches to win this battle," said Bells taking off her own hat.

"Let's go back to the hideout. They will play for what they did to my hat," said Twisted making a fist.

"What are you talking about? Your hat was blown off when we ran away…what you really should be angry is what they did to our coats! They have holes in them and they don't sell these cheap you know," said Bell, showing her ruined coat to her partner.

"But I loved that hat…no matter they will pay!"

"Can we also make them pay the shipping and handling?"

"No Bell, I mean as in they will play with blood and their lives for ruining our clothes," explained Twisted.

"Ah, I see. Can't we make them pay for our clothes though?"

"No because…well, we just can't cause it's like a rule or something among enemies…anyways let's go!"

"Ok…" said Bell as she followed her partner.

The two girls walked towards the Garmon Mining District when suddenly Twisted stopped near the trash can of the tailoring shop.

"….I cannot believe this!" she said angrily.

In the innocent trash can, stood a single copy of a horrible book called Twilight that tainted the trash inside it.

"Come on Bell, we have work to do," and with those words said, Twisted took out a box of matches and took the innocent trash can hostage.

The following morning, a confused Candace looked around her shop looking for their trash can. The people of the town reported seeing a burned piece of metal that resembled a trash can out in the ocean. Now whether this was their trashcan or not they couldn't tell, but it was lucky for the perpetrators that the words 'Luna was here ' were not visible to the naked eye.

To be continued...

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