A/n: I really enjoy writing these, and you guys seem to like them as well so I might do a few more!

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Pavarotti's letters to Kurt.
Sorry but I couldn't not write this :L

Hey Hummel?

What the hell are you doing?

You think that I'm just gonna stand...fly, whatever up here in birdy heaven and watch my two boys break each others hearts, after I tried so hard to get you two together?

Do you know how long I had to practice looking cold so you'd buy that god awful Burberry cover for my cage? I hate Burberry! And it wasn't even cold in that cage, I was sweating my feathers out just for you two to have a conversation starter. I mean...urgh.

And oh my God, don't even make me start about the amount of times I've had to watch you, pine over Blaine's ass whenever he leaves a room. I mean yes, I know he's butt is nice and all (I'm not gay just to clear that up), but could you be more obvious boy? I can't believe he didn't notice, the rest of the Warblers certainly did. And the moaning, Hummel just because you can't understand me doesn't mean I can't understand you! He's so perfect, he'll never be interested in me, I wish I was you Pav, you're so luckily, did you see his smile? Yes Kurt I did see his smile, he was totally head over heels for you and it seemed everyone knew apart from you two. It was so infuriating!

Do you know how much I was tweeting when I saw what he was about to do? I almost fell of my cloud and that would have been just embarrassing. But you know what you didn't see after? His face. Holey hell if that wasn't guilt I don't know what is. He just ran out of that guys house shaking like a leaf and collapsed in the middle of the road crying, he was lucky he wasn't hit by one of those huge metal...car things.

Kurt this boy loves you like I can't even being to describe, and he's so sorry for what he did. I see it in his face and he says it to that photo of you and him at the fair beside his bed before he goes to school each day. And you were happy with him. Are you really going to throw that all away? Because if so, I think you might wanna go and get the crazy knocked out of you. Just...boy, what the hell are you doing? Go and get Anderson's sweet ass right where it belongs.

Don't make me haunt you and leave bird droppings all over you're stuff. Cause I'll do it.

Stop being stupid and go and love your soul mate. So many people go through there lives never finding them, and you're going to give up just because this hurdle is a little higher then the previous. I recall you getting a little friendly with a boy who as the same name as a 'Friends' character. Are you telling me that never would have gotten to more then just texting if Blaine hadn't stopped you? Well you weren't there to stop Blaine this time. But that doesn't mean that you're over.

I will haunt your ass.

Pavarotti.

P.s. You were the best owner in the world though Kurt, don't get me wrong. Thank-you so much for looking after me the way you did, I'd love to sing with you again.

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