AN: Hiiiiiii! You all probably forgot about me, sorry! School starting tends to consume my life at first, slowly sucking away my soul and my creativity, until I get to be around my friends enough and it's back :D so, while I can't promise I won't go and do the same thing again, I'll try not to!

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The guys unceremoniously dumped Lauren in the back of the van they had rented for the occasion. Their plan was to simply scare her, before driving to meet the Lang's and find out the cast list for the next show. However, having all of these funny little Starkids together tends to make plans change.

Joey glanced at Darren, smirking, and said, "Dude! It's been almost 2 hours since I last ate, we have to stop real quick. I need Redvines and a giant Hershey's, stat." Grinning, as to not act too suspicious and attract the smarticle Walker's suspicion, he offered "I have some Squirt, if you want some" "UGH! Not Squirt, only you like that shit, I'd rather stay dehydrated, besides, I need FOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!"

"JOEY IF YOU WILL SHUT THE HELL UP WE'LL STOP!" Walker yelled, annoyed at his friends whiny tone.

They stopped at a gas station, where Joey then insisted he needed help picking out the right food, and the other guys decided kidnapping an armed, 5 foot, 90 pound ("but she had 12 pounds of shit in her stomach" they like to argue) girl was hard work and they needed food, too. Leaving Lauren inside the car, still bound and gagged, they went inside.

All except for Darren, who snuck back out, grinning, and whispering in her ear, "this whole thing was Walker's idea, want some payback?"

AN: wow, I think I have a cliffy fetish…. Oh well, hope you enjoyed it! (Sorry the chapters have been so short, I hate writing super long ones!) Well, Reviews make me smile, and the make unicorns dance on rainbows while eating Redvines and pissing on *insert hated book that will not be named in my story here* love you guys!