Authors Note: You've seen Bob and Lucius reliving hero work, now let's see how different it would be if Steve and Tony joined them. Enjoy!

P.S: If you want to see any other Marvel characters in this, I'm open for suggestions (review).

Flashback

As the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man crawled on the ceiling of the bank hidden from plain sight, he saw exactly who it was robbing the bank. It was a man with brown hair, a green and yellow suit, sunglasses, and mechanical arms on his back. It was none other than Otto Octavius AKA Doctor Octopus or Doc Ock, one of Spidey's worst enemies. Not only because he was hard to beat with all his arms that he beat him in their first fight, but also because he is what Peter would be if he hadn't been raised with a sense of responsibility. And also because he is a 'Master Planner' as he once called himself, and he formed the original 'Sinister Six' (not to mention he almost married Peter's Aunt May). And there he was, stealing money from the bank. Spider-Man than jumped down from the ceiling and landed right behind Doc Ock.

"So," Spidey said. "How's life like outside the aquarium, Octopus?"

Otto than turned around and said, "Spider-Man!"

"So you recognize me? Yeah I had to get my hair cut today. Do you like it?"

Octavius than swung his mechanic arms at the Spider, but Spidey was too quick as he jumped over them.

"Ok so you don't like it. You could've just told me so!"

Octavius swung his arms more and more at Spider-Man, but Spider-Man was just took quick. Doctor Octopus than called in his Octo bots to destroy Spider-Man.

"Now Otto, don't make me do this in front of the kids!" Spider-Man joked as he shot a string of webb at an Octo bot and threw it at the others and smashing them. Octopus than swung another arm at Peter, but Peter than grabbed it and used it to launch Doc Ock out the window making the alarm go off. Spidey than jumped out the window and punched Otto in the face knocking him out. He then webbed him up and waited for the police to arrive.

"This still isn't over, Spider-Man!" Octavius said as he was being taken away by the police. "I'll find you! And I will kill you!"

"Thanks for the help, Spider-Man." An officer said to Peter. "I don't care what Jameson says about you. You're a real hero."

"I'm just here to make sure nothing goes wrong in this or any city," Spidey said. "It's nothing really."

Then, as Otto Octavius was locked in the back of the police car, he noticed that he was sitting right next to a kid with blond hair, wearing a blue mask over his blue eyes, and a white and blue outfit that anyone would qualify as ridiculous. He then noticed the symbol on his costume was the same as Mr. Incredible's.

"I didn't know Mr. Incredible had a lackie." Otto said.

"Well...I was originally gonna be his sidekick," The boy said. "But he rejected me and told me that he works alone. Now, the cops are takin me to my parents because Mr. Incredible blames me for the escape of Bomb Voyage."

The mad scientist than noticed the mechanical boots on the kid's feet.

"Nice shoes."

"They're actually rocket boots. I invented them myse..."

The kid then realized who he was talking to.

"Wait a minute, you're Doctor Octavius!"

"The one and only! Wait, did you say you built those yourself?"

"Yeah!"

"Well it seems like you did a pretty good job on them."

"Mr. Incredible didn't think so."

"Forget Mr. Incredible! You don't need to listen to him...what's your name?"

"It's embarrassing, but it's...Buddy."

"Ok...my point is...you don't need to listen to anyone! You could be capable of great things on your own!"

"You really think so?"

"Buddy...I know so!"

Back to present time

Peter then pulled up his car on the drive through in front of his house. He then got out of the car and walked up to the front door of his house. He then got out his keys, unlocked the doors, and walked inside the house to be greeted by exited yells of "Dad!" And hugs from his two young daughters, May (named after his aunt) and Annie Parker. May was Peter's first born and was 13 years old, she also had brown hair, like her father, and bright blue eyes. And Annie was born 7 years after May making her 6 years of age and she had red hair, like her mother, and beautiful green eyes.

"How are you doing my little Spider monkeys?!" Peter asked using his not-so-clever nickname for his kids. "Where's you're Mom?"

"She's outback waiting for you." May said.

"But, Daddy look!" Annie said pointing at her teeth. "I got another lose tooth!"

"Wow!" Papa Peter said. "Let's try pulling that out later. Because right now, I'm going to see Mom."

"Ok, love you Daddy!"

"Love you!" May said.

"Love you too!" Peter said back to his daughters as he went through the back door.

As he went into the back yard, he saw his wife, and the mother of his kids, Mary Jane Parker (originally Mary Jane Watson). The woman he loved before he even knew he liked girls. His Aunt May would always tease him by telling him this story of when Mary Jane moved next door to them, and Peter asked Aunt May if she was an Angel. It took him a while, but eventually he had the courage to ask her out on a date, which he was late to because he was doing hero work. He then told her why exactly he was late and told her that he was Spider-Man. She agreed to keep his secret so that everyone would be safe. And after Superheroes became illegal, Peter decided that he could just settle down and marry MJ. And then later on, his kids were born, he became a teacher, blah blah, blah. (I really hope all the decribing I'm doing doesn't bore you)

"How was work, Tiger?" Mary Jane asked.

Peter chuckled at the usual nickname. "You've been calling me that since we started dating."

"So?"

"It was fine. My favorite student, Violet, was quiet as always. I gave her a little talk about how she could do better if she actually communicated with people..."

"You really shouldn't push people like that."

"But I have to. I mean...she has good grades, she doesn't miss behave, and she a has a couple of good friends. And too me nothing could be better for her. But, if she doesn't talk to anyone, she'll just be known as the most awkward kid in school and I feel bad for her."

"She can't be that bad! After all, you were the weakest kid in school."

"Oh shut up."

"Ok, how about I make dinner, and then, we watch a quick relaxing movie? Does that sound good to you?"

"...Yeah I guess."

During dinner, Peter noticed a car drive by the neighborhood. In the car, he saw his former mentor, Tony Stark, Steve Rodgers, and who appeared to be Nick Fury without the eyepatch. The car appeared to be heading towards the Parr family home (which was in their neighborhood).

"Peter? What is it?" MJ asked.

"Stay here. I'm gonna check on something." Peter said as he got up and followed the car.

Lucius, Steve, and Tony than got out of the car and went up to their friends' front door. They noticed some screaming and yelling from the inside as if a fight was going on. Lucius than rang the doorbell and the yelling stoped. The door was then answered by a young boy with blond hair. The boy was Dash Parr. Son of Bob Parr and Helen Parr. He was also the Brother of Violet and Jack-Jack

"Hey Lucius! Steve! Tony!" Dash greeted the three.

"Hey Speedo!" Lucius greeted back. "Hey Helen, Violet, Bob, Jack-Jack."

"Nice if you guys to drop by." Bob said. "'Ice' in your case Lucius."

"See?" Tony asked. "He gets it."

"Hey Lucius!" Dash mumbles as if he has something in his mouth. Dash then spits out some water in the air.

"Woah!" Lucius yelled as he froze the spit and caught it. "Aha!"

"Aw! I like it when it shatters!" Dash complained.

"I'm sure you do kid." Steve said as he took the frozen spit. "I'm just gonna...put this in the sink."

"I'll be back later!" Bob said to his wife Helen as he grabbed his coat.

"And where are you all going?" Helen asked.

"It's Wendsday!"

"Oh, bowling night. Say hi to Honey for me, Lucius!"

"Will do." Lucius said as he, Tony, Steve, and Bob walked out the door. "Good night Helen! Good night kids!"

Then, the four former heroes got into Lucius' car and drove off. Little do they know that a certain wall crawler was following them.

"...so I'm in deep trouble. One more shot with his death ray and I'm an appetite!" Lucius was telling his story about him (as Frozone) and Baron Von Ruthless in one of their many fights. "I somehow managed to find cover and what does Baron Von Ruthless do?"

"I bet you he's gonna start monolouging." Tony said to Steve.

"He's not gonna start monolouging." Steve said with dought.

"Does he start monolouging?" Bob asks.

"He starts monolouging!" Lucius answered giving a smile on Tony's face and a 'unbelievable' face on Steve. "He starts giving like this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him! How inevitable my defeat is! And how the world will soon be his! Yaghta Yaghta Yaghta! Yammering! I mean the guy has got me on the platter, and he won't shut up!"

The four than received a police transmission on the police scanner saying, "All units inboard! We have a 23-56..."

"23-56?" Bob repeated. "What is that a robbery?"

"This is just sad." Lucius said.

"Yeah robbery! Wanna catch a robber?"

"No! Tell you what, I'd rather go bowling. Look...what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing? Just to shake things up!"

"That could work!" Tony said.

"Stark..." Steve complained.

"No seriously! This could work! If we actually went bowling, they wouldn't suspect a thing!"

Lucius than sighed and said, "What are we doing here, Bob?"

"We're protecting people." Bob answered.

"No one asked us to."

"You need an invitation?"

"I would like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this and..." Lucius than stoped what he was about to say and changed the subject. "You remember Gazerbeam?"

"Yeah there was something about him in the paper."

"I'd read that too!" Steve said. "He somehow went missing."

"I've read that Logan went missing." Tony said.

"Who?"

"Logan! Wolverine? The dude with the claws."

"Oh."

"Well anyways, he had trouble adjusting to civilian life too." Lucius explained.

"When was the last time you saw him?" Bob asked.

"I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you, Steve, and Tony."

"Who do you see, Tony?" Steve asked.

"Well, I see Natasha whenever I go into the bar." Tony said.

"That's it?"

"Of cource that's it! Clint lives in a barn, Thor's back on Asgard, and Bruce works for my rival, Osborne!"

"We're pushing our luck as it is!" Lucius continued. "It was fun the first time, but we keep doing this we're gonna get..."

The police scanner than picked up another transmission saying, "We have report of a fire..."

"Fire!" Bob exclaimed. "We're close! Yeah baby!"

"Oh yeah!" Steve cheered along with Bob. "Fire!"

Lucius than started up his car and said, "We're gonna get caught." As he drove towards the fire.

"FIRE! YEAH!" Bob and Steve yelled.

Lucius than parked his car where no one would find it. The four then put on ski masks so that no one would recognize them.

"Do we have to wear these masks?" Lucius asked.

"Of cource we do!" Bob answered. "We gotta protect our identities! And if we resume hero work in our costumes, the police would notice."

"Alright, lets do this!" Tony said as he put on red and gold iron gloves.

"You brought your suit?" Steve asked in concern.

"Only the gloves!"

"If you go in there with your gloves, people will know that you're Iron Man!" Lucius said.

"Not if I take them off!"

"Do you guys have an extra mask?" A voice said behind them.

The four than turned to see a brown haired man, wearing a polo shirt and some nice pants as if he just came back from teaching childeren in a classroom.

"Mr. Parker?" Bob asked.

"You know him?" Lucius asked.

"He teaches in my girl's science class! Plus he lives in the neighborhood!"

"Yep," Peter said. "That's me! Your friendly neighborhood science teacher!"

"What ever happened to taking photos for J.J.J?" Tony asked.

"Wait, you know him too?!" Bob asked.

"Yeah, he's Spider-Man!" Steve said.

"He's Spider-Man?!" Lucius asked.

"Ok, so I started fighting crime in my teenage years." Peter said. "It's not that big of a deal! Also, since Superheroes don't fight crime anymore, there aren't any more pictures to take! Now I'm not gonna ask again, do you have an extra mask?"

"I do actually." Bob said as he handed Peter the mask.

"Wait, you're joining us?" Lucius asked as Peter put on the mask.

"Yeah, you're not the only one who misses hero work." Peter said. "Besides, I won't say a thing if you let me come along."

"Alright fine! Just don't get killed!" Tony said.

"He's not a kid anymore Tony!" Steve said.

The fire on the building was growing higher and higher, and becoming hotter and hotter as the Heroes were ruscuing the civilians and carrying them on their backs.

"Is that everybody?" Lucius asked.

"Yeah I think that's everyone." Steve answered.

The building than started falling apart as a pile of the wreckage blocked their path.

"It better be!" Lucius exclaimed as he tried using his ice powers, but nothing seemed to be happening as he did so.

"Can't you put it out?!" Bob questioned.

"I can't when my layer's not thick enough! It's evaporating too quickly!"

"What does that mean?!" Steve asked.

"It means it hot! And I'm dehydrated, Steve!"

"You ran out of ice?!" Bob questioned. "You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!"

"Bob, it's like thousands of degrees in here!" Tony exclaimed. "There is no water in the air! And what's your excuse, run out of muscle?!"

"I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second, it's gonna come down any second!"

"I wanted to go bowling!" Lucius exclaimed.

"Guys can we please just..." Peter started to question as more parts of the building came down revealing a clear path.

"Ok, just stay right on my tail! It's gonna get hot!" Bob ordered the rest as they ran down the path towards a wall which Bob broke to get to the next building.

When the five heroes got up to their success, Bob realized that they were in a jewelry store and the alarm went off.

"Oh now...that ain't right! That ain't right!" Lucius said. "I told you we should get better masks! We now look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!"

"Freeze!" A cop holding a gun said as he went into the store.

The Heroes than raised their hands to avoid getting shot. Lucius than noticed he stood next to the water dispenser, and he grabbed a cup to get a drink.

"Freeze!" The cop repeated himself as he pointed the gun at Lucius.

"I'm thirsty." Lucius simply said.

"I said freeze!"

"I'm just...getting...a drink." Lucius then lifted the cup to his mouth and took a drink.

"Ok...you had your drink...now I want you to..."

"I know. I know...freeze." Lucius then used his ice powers to freeze the cop.

Wow! This chapter turned out longer than I expected. But anyways, I hope you enjoyed.