Sorry guys about the long wait. I was still writing a story for Harry Potter and I didn't have time to work on this one plus I had HEAPS of homework. My fault and I'm sorry. My updates will be much more regular now my HP fan-fic is finished.

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Wendy's POV for the first bit and then after the dotted line it changes to Shane's.

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly.

"HEY SAM!" I called from the top of the stairs in the main hallway on Wednesday (we were staging part 1 of the plan; we had the Operation Band-Aid Buckett meeting the previous afternoon). She looked back, waved and then turned away. "WAIT!" I called after her. I ran towards her, "Out of my way morons." I snarled to people in the way.

"Where's the meat?" Sam smirked.

"Haha, there is none." I said.

"Since there is no meat, what's the matter? Well apart from the no meat thing."

"Well Jenny is out of town this weekend and I need someone to watch the CFC male final with me. Do you wanna come?" I asked her. You may ask why, but I had to find some situation that would make her come near a computer.

"At your place?" she asked me. I nodded. "Sure. I'll be over at 5 on Friday night" And with that she walked away.

"See you then!" I called after her.

"REMEMBER TO BRING HAM!" she called back.

She was taking this break up rather well. I thought she would be in a way worse mood. Maybe she didn't want to get back together with Freddie? STOP stupid brain, of course she wants to get back together with Freddie. Stupid Jake for making me think these stupid thoughts.

Oh well, I must be off to the shop to make sure we are stocked up on ham. Sam with no ham (haha that rhymes) would be bad. As in Operation Buckett failure bad.

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Poor guy. Be friends with Sam Puckett and it was painful enough (have the pictures in hospital to prove it), Sam Puckett liking you is worse (again, I have the pictures in hospital to prove it), you and Sam Puckett going out is just torture(again, still have the pictures in hospital to prove it), you and Sam Puckett breaking up, let me tell you my friend, you have just built the path to your doom (I don't know if you would consider what we did 'breaking up' but I'll say it again for the fun of it, I have the pictures in hospital to prove it). Trying to get back together with Sam Puckett? Well that is like committing suicide (don't have to pictures for that because I wasn't stupid enough to do that).

So with these thoughts I would have to say that I feel VERY sorry for Freddie Benson.

But hey? Whatever floats your boat right?

Speak of the devil, aka soon to be murdered by Sam Puckett person, here he is now!

"FREDDIE!" I called after him as I saw him as he was about to walk out of the school grounds.

"What's up Shane?" he said as he slowed down so we could walk together (our homes are in the same direction).

"Guess what!" I said excitedly.

"What?" he asked.

"I just got the new high-tech pear laptop!"

"SHUT UP!"

"HOW CAN I?"

"Can you bring it to school to show me some time?" he asked.

"Sure I'll- Hey!" inspiration caught me. "Why don't you come over tomorrow night and I'll show you. Galaxy Wars is on and I have popcorn!"

"Sure. Sounds great." He said.

"Sweet. See you then Freddo." I replied and then walked down a street that leads to my house.

I hope this works. It will be bad if it doesn't. As in Operation Buckett failure bad.

Author's note: Sorry about this pathetic excuse for a chapter after over two weeks of waiting. I'm really sorry. It WILL be better next time I promise.

You may of noticed I used iGive Away A Car themes and quotes and I'm sorry if that bugged you. I just loved it when Freddie and Spencer were talking about Galaxy wars. Especially when Sam says "It's like I'm watching Dorks gone wild." sorry if that quote is slightly wrong.

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