Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club; only my Ocs

Curiosity Caged the Bird

of Man-whores, Cross-dressers, and Dopplegangers

I sighed. Huh, I seem to be doing that a lot lately. I was currently walking along the halls of Ouran, completely lost. Really, does a school need to be this flipping huge? I went to this middle school, courtesy of my grades and Kimi-chan, but not even the middle school building could compare to this..........monstrosity of a building. Not only is it huge, it's pink. That's just wrong.

Anyway, I had gotten settled into Kimiko's home and had to come over to Ouran so that I could familiarize myself with its halls. Ha, I won't be able to find my way around here even when I'm a third year. I have a horrible sense of direction, it runs in the family.

It's actually four hours after school, so no one is in the school. Good for me, I don't have to deal with any rich kids till tomorrow, and I won't have to see those horrible lemon dresses until tomorrow. Kimiko showed me hers and I swear my heart stopped for a minute. They expect me to wear THAT? It is to laugh. I'm going to wear the boys uniform, I was never one for conforming and dresses anyway.

I'm currently wearing some black skinny jeans and black converse. Accompanied with a black and red plaid tank top with buckles on the straps. Over that is a black flannel shirt that is unbuttoned and had the sleeves rolled up. I have little silver and black music note earrings in and sunglasses on, it was sunny outside and I was too lazy to take them off. My hair was in a ponytail with the same black beret from all those years ago on top and my chocker given to me by my aunt to finish it off.

I continued walking lazily down the halls of the prestigious Ouran academy. I figured if I got too lost they'd have to send out a search party eventually. I'm not just wandering though, I'm trying to find the art room, I have to see how good it is.

I let my bored gaze continue to flicker across the names by the doors until I came to a stop. I re-read the door sign again.

Third music room? The hell? I didn't even see the first two! Not to mention there's no need to have three-or however many there are. Now that I think about it though, wasn't Kimiko blabbering on about something in the third music room? I was too tired to really listen to what was in it. Huh, well, if it hypes up Kimiko, I probably wouldn't like it.

I turn my attention away from the door and took a step away, but I froze. Against my better judgment, I really wanted to look at what was in there, I was a naturally curious person. Curiosity killed that cat I suppose, but in my case, it would be curiosity caged the bird. Aunt Trish always said I had the spirit of a bird, Kimiko says the same thing. The two are a lot alike, except ones dead.......I was being harsh again, wasn't I?

I shook my head of my thoughts and decided to look in there, no one was here since it was four hours after school anyway. What could be in there anyway? A male version of the Moulin Rouge? (love the song lady marmalade). Ha!

….......Damn irony

I walked back to the door and grasped the handle in my hand. I slowly turned the handle, opened the door and stepped inside. What I didn't expect though was to be blinded by light and attacked by killer rose petals. Seriously, those things were trying to suffocate me!

After the light faded and the petals stopped trying to kill me, I looked up and saw seven guys.

"Welcome"

"Damn you irony!" I shouted and turned around to open the door again. Of course it didn't open. Of course.

"Hello my little kitten. It is such an honor to have such a beautiful flower such as yourself enter our garden, but may I ask you why you're here so long after school?"

I turned my head slightly from the door just enough to see that a blond male with violet eyes was talking; he looked like a prince. Princey's words made me want to puke. Did he call me kitten AND flower in the same sentence?

"I see, you must be stunned speechless my my beauty, for handsome men such as myself only appear once and a while. But fear not my princess, I will hold you tightly and protect you from-"

"Not on your life princey," I said dryly while cutting him off. He looked stunned, but I didn't stop there. I turned around fully to face him and said, "while we're at it, never call me kitten, flower, and definitely not princess." I finished and stuck my pointer finger out to poke the prince of idiots in the nose (He was leaning over me so I could easily reach) he slowly and dramatically fell back like he had been struck by lightning. Psh, drama queen.

I heard two voices brake out laughing, but I paid them no mind and spared them no glance. I had to get out of this crack joint. "Now I shall take my leave," I announced in a regal voice, just for the heck of it. I then turned around and was about to fiddle with the door handle again until blondie popped back up and scared the crap out of me.

"You rebound fast"

"You cannot go hime-chan! You must stay and enjoy the host club!"

"Host club?"

"Yes! We entertain girls!"

"You mean like man-whores? No thanks, I'm not into those kind of things."

Princey looked shocked and horrified. The others were silent too, though they were before, but I think this was a shocked kind of silence. I took this time to look at the other host members.

There was a guy with black hair and glasses with gray eyes. He looked kind of sinister and his notebook looked like a death note (otaku~3). Next there was this freakishly tall guy with black hair, dark brown eyes, and tannish skin. Next to him was a kid that had blond hair and honey-brown eyes. Why is he wearing the high school uniform? Oh well. Next there was a very feminine dark brown haired boy with large lighter brown eyes. He was certainly feminine indeed.........

Wait

I quickly strode over to.......him and looked at him hard. He looked startled, and though he couldn't see my eyes behind my sunglasses, he could feel my piercing stare. I could also feel the curious stare I was receiving from the rest of the club members.

"Y-y-yes?" he stuttered nervously.

"Your a girl," I stated bluntly, "why are you wearing a boys uniform? Though, it is a lot better than the girl's so let me rephrase that. Why are you in a host club?"

The girl, because I'm sure she is one, looked flabbergasted before saying, "w-what are you talking about?"

"I know you're a girl," I stated confidently, "I'm an artist, so I have to study people's faces. I've learned to pick out feminine and masculine features so I can draw them correctly, and you have much too many feminine features to be a guy. Besides, your nervousness and stuttering gave it away." I finished grinning in a smart-ass way.

Chaos ensued

"What are you talking about?! Haruhi is a very manly guy!" screeched princey while waving his arms around.

I looked at him with a dead-panned expression, "really? Is that so?"

Haruhi had a contemplative expression before she smiled lightly and said, "Yeah, your right, I am a girl."

Princey looked distraught, "HARUHI!"

"Don't bother tono, she already knows," drawled two people simultaneously.

I turned my head to look at them and froze. Looking back at me were two twins with orange hair and golden cat eyes. I was happy they couldn't see my eyes widen- that they couldn't see my eyes period.

I tried not to look too panicked because it would obviously show them that something about the twins set me off, "Sorry, but I have to go now."

I turned on my heel and fast-walked to the door. The others looked at me, curious as to why I all of the sudden was in a panic. I reached the door and twisted the door handle to open the door, thank God it decided to open now.

I took one step out- only to be dragged back in by two arms linked with my own, "let me go!"

"No," said the two voices that belonged to the twins.

"I don't know what upset you so hime-chan ("Don't call me hime-chan!") but perhaps you should take off your sunglasses. It can't be good for your eyesight," said blondie while he reached down and took my sunglasses off. I stubbornly shut my eyes and refused to open them.

"Why won't you open your eyes?" questioned blondie/princey.

"I'm blind," I stated dryly.

"That's horrible!-"

"No you're not. You could obviously see us when you came in," stated the twin holding my left arm.

"Yeah, just open your eyes already," said the twin holding my right arm a little impatiently.

As they were about to talk again, I quickly snapped open my glaring midnight blue eyes. I figured there was no use trying to hide anymore.

I saw recognition flash in their eyes. "Yuri?" they both asked stunned.

"Hikaru, Kaoru," I said bitterly.

We just stared at each other for a minute before devil grins broke out on their faces.

"Your back-" started Hikaru.

"Yuri-chan." finished Kaoru.

"Obviously. Now let me go you damned dopplegangers!" I yelled.

"You know Yuri-chan? Hika-chan, Kao-chan?" questioned the elementary school kid while hugging his bunny toy.

"Yeah-"started Kaoru

"We're childhood friends," they grinned.

"More like childhood enemies you spawns of the devil!" I yelled again.

"Same old Yuri-chan. It will be fun to have our most prized toy back," the two intoned, eyes sparkling mischievously.

This cannot be good.