Chapter 3!

A/N- This chapter is a like when they all meet but something doesn't go to plan and it all ends unexpectedly.

A/N- Lol sorry Becky again. I think I kinda slag you off again in this chapter =S

A/N- The Names Again Are-

Cullen's Names-

Edward- I-Sparkle!

Bella- [Edward][For][Life]

Alice- P1X13~DUST

Jasper- STEEL SOLDIER!

Emmett- M0NK3Y-M4N

Rosalie- 100%-B1TCH!

Carlisle- DrVamps

Esme- Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice

Jacob- Wolf'Boy

Other People's Names-

Zara- ItsGettingHorny!

Becky- {Edward}{Is}{Mine!}

Aamina- LittleMissVampire

Fatima- Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!

Henna- Twilight-Shitbags!!

Me (Jenni)- Rosalie~Must~Die!

A/N- In this chapter everyone meets each other for the first time.

All the Cullens (but not Jacob) are online.

DrVamps- When are they coming Alice?

P1X13~DUST- I don't know. In my vision we were all on msn just talking and they came out of nowhere.

ST33L-S0LD13R- Carlisle do you think there dangerous?

DrVamps- No they are just humans. Act normal and we'll be fine.

P1X13-DUST- There getting closer. I just had another vision. They're coming.

ItsGettingHorny!, {Edward}{Is}{Mine},LittleMissVampire, Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!, Twilight-Shitbags!! And Rosalie~Must~Die join the conversation.

LittleMissVampire- Woah wtf happened there?

Rosalie-Must-Die- Bet Henna had something to do with it.

LittleMissVampire- Nah, not even Henna could do this

Twilight-Shitbags!!- Yeah all I did was press the red button.

{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Wtf Henna what red button?

Twilight-Shitbags!!- I dunno that big one.

Rosalie-Must-Die- See I Told Ya So xD

Twilight-Shitbags!!- Well I wanted to know what that button did.

Do-you-mind-Jacob?!- Yeah and now we're in some random convo.

DrVamps- Ahem... Could we help you?

Rosalie-Must-Die- Nah we're alright. We'll just be off...

{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- OMFG! We're in the Cullens convo...

ItsGettingHorny!- What?!? No we ain't

{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Trust me I've been here before. Edward remember me I'm the hacker.

I-Sparkle!- Umm. Yeah :(

[Edward][For][Life]- Edward who is she?

{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Omg you must be Bella.

[Edward][For][Life]- Yeah and wtf is going on with you and my Edward.

I-Sparkle!- Don't worry Bella love she's just another crappy fan.

[Edward][For][Life] – I swear you better be telling the truth Edward Anthony Mason Cullen.

I-Sparkle!- Don't Worry I am.

DrVamps- Well it seems your already familiar with my adopted son Edward. But this is my famiy Esme my wife. Emmett, Jasper and Edward my adopted sons, Alice and Rosalie my adopted daughters and Bella my daughter-in-law to be.

Rosalie-Must-Die- Yeah we figured. Well I'm Jenni and this is Aamina, Becky, Zara, Henna & Fatima.

100%-B1TCH- Oi you what's with the name?

Rosalie-Must-Die- Don't Worry Rosalie. It's nothing personal I just don't like you.

100%-B1TCH- Oh Okk.

ItsGettingHorny- Ha dumb blonde

M0NK3Y-M4N- Oi that's my wife your talking too.

100%-B1TCH- Oh back to sticking up for me now Emmett?

M0NK3Y-M4N- Rose I told you I was sorry.

LittleMissVampire- Just ignore Zara anyway.

Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Yeah everyone else does.

ItsGettingHorny- Gee thanks guys.

LittleMissVampire- Your Welcome. :D

{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- So Edward you free tonight?

[Edward][For][Life]- Fuck of you he ain't interested.

I-Sparkle!- Yeah what she said.

ItsGettingHorny- Anyway Edward is mine not yours Becky.

ST33L-S0LD13R- Yeah Its getting a little tense in here.

Twilight-Shitbags!- Oh Jasper I didn't see you there.

P1X13-DUST- Don't get any ideas he's taken.

ST33L-S0LD13R- Well said Lis :)

Twilight-Shitbags!- I was just saying hi :(

ST33L-S0LD13R- Yeah well just don't. I know what your type is like.

Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- Well anyways lets not get upset about it.

DrVamps- Yeah these humans know are secret anyway so you guys should just be friends :)

Rosalie-Must-Die- I ain't being friends with the blonde bitch.

100%-B1TCH- What was that.

Rosalie-Must-Die- Nothing :D

[Edward][For][Life]- Anyway I ain't having my Edward harassed by these 'fans'.

Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- And I ain't talking to Bella. She likes Jacob to much

100%-B1TCH- Finally someone who see's Jacob for what they truly are.

LittleMissVampire- Well I don't really like Rosalie either

Twilight-Shitbags!- Yeah to bitchy

100%-B1TCH- Shut it you. Ain't you the twat that sent all these people here?

Twilight-Shitbags!- Yeah but that weren't my fault

Rosalie-Must-Die- Anyway its kwl now. Come on we're here chatting with the Cullens =D

{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Yeah with Edward :)

P1X13-DUST- Omg Jazz, everyone we got to get out of here.

ST33L-S0LD13R- Why? These guys are actually alright once you get to know them

Rosalie-Must-Die- Why thank you :)

P1X13-DUST- No Jazz there's something they ain't telling us.

ItsGettingHorny- What we ain't hiding nothing!

Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Yeah we're clean

Rosalie-Must-Die- Come on we wouldn't hide anything from you.

LittleMissVampires- And can't Edward read our minds anyway

I-Sparkle!- Not over Msn I can't

P1X13-DUST- There plotting something.

DrVamps- Are you sure Alice?

P1X13-DUST- Yes I swear.

{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- But I'd never hurt Edward!!!

M0NK3Y-M4N- Like we believe them.

100%-B1TCH- Yeah they've had it in for us.

Sugar'n'spice'n'all'things'nice- Come on we can sort this out.

DrVamps- I agree. Cullens meet up in the house now.

I-Sparkle!- Bella you come to.

ST33L-S0LD13R- Lets go!

Do-You-Mind-Jacob- No wait we ain't doing nothing!!

All Cullens Sign Out-

Rosalie-Must-Die- Great well done guys.

LittleMissVampire- You all cocked that up!

ItsGettingHorny!- Us! It was Becky freaking Edward out!

{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Me! It was Henna's fault we were here in the first place.

Twilight-Shitbags!- So what? It was Jenni's fault cos of her msn name.

Rosalie-Must-Die- Says you! Wtf is with your name! Anyway Aamina agreed about the Rosalie thing

LittleMissVampire- Yeah but everyone thinks the same

Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Well it wasn't my fault.

LittleMissVampire- You didn't even talk!

ItsGettingHorny- Leave Fatima alone.

Everyone Except ItsGettingHorny- SHUTTUP ZARA

Rosalie-Must-Die- Lol xD

{Edward}{Is}{Mine}- Well I gotta go. Depressed now Edward left :(

ItsGettingHorny- Me to

LittleMissVampire- Same here

Rosalie-Must-Die- And Me

Twilight-Shitbags!-Should I press the red button again?

Do-You-Mind-Jacob?!- Yeah go for it.

Everyone leaves convo.

Lol well that was wierd :S So who's plotting what? And what could Alice see? Please review :) :) :)

And go on that youtube account that I put on the last chapter but its xRudolph1 :)

Well Byee xx