WOO! Third chapter! I had to put all three prologues up, because well, I don't think anyone would be begging for the next prologue. So without final adoo here's the final prologue! *cue fight theme from Dragonquest*

Elliot and Blood; Murder is Illegal?

"Hey Kid, glad you're back." Black*Star said as Kid, Liz, and Patty came strolling up to them in the hallway.

Kid high fived him, "Glad to be back."

Liz nodded, "Yeah that mission was a total pain."

Patty noticed the four behind their friends, pointed and exclaimed, "LOOK SIS! NEW FRIENDS!"

Kid and Patty looked around them. Kid recognized one of them, "Oh Sen, looks like you're adapting well."

She smiled, "Yeah!" she put her hands in the air, "It's been a blast!" She threw her arms around Tsubaki and Maka, who both smiled, "Especially with friends like these!"

Kid smirked, "Well that's good. My father will be glad to hear that." He looked at the other three, "And they are…?"

Soul jabbed a thumb in their direction, "Edward, Lemmy, and Dante."

Edward shook Kid's hand, "Nice to meet you."

Lemmy waved, "So you're the son of Death, huh? I can have fun with you." She said she stepped forward to shake his hand.

Dante barely noticed him, "Yeah. Whatever. Nice meeting you."

Senna Belle sighed, "Sorry Kid… He's a wall."

Kid waved it off, "Yes well… I'm starting to wonder if I too am going to be assigned to be a guide." Everyone began to wonder…

IN THE UNDERGROUND TUNNELS OF DWMA

"I could've sworn it was this…" A tall black haired boy said to the blonde boy behind him.

The blonde sighed, "You really should've paid better attention to the map Blood."

"I'm a man Elliot." He coughed, "I don't need a map."

"And you really should've taken your medicine, sir."

Blood turned around and pointed at Elliot, "YOU AREN'T MY MOTHER ELLIOT." His voice boomed.

Elliot put his hands up defensively, "Of course not." When Blood turned around Elliot muttered, "Just a babysitter…"

"WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Nothing sir!"

Blood turned back around, "That's what I thought." But when he turned around he crashed into a pink haired someone.

Said person groaned, "Oww… that hurt."

Blood stood up and turned to Elliot, "I AM UNSCATHED!"

Elliot rolled his eyes and walked over to the other person to help him up, "Sorry about that. He's a one track minded idiot." He stuck out his hand, "I'm Elliot, what's your name?"

The person fidgeted for a minute before returning the handshake, "I'm Crona…"

Elliot waved a hand in Blood direction, "That's Blood."

Before Crona could say anything or even run away, Ragnarok came out of Crona's back, "HEY DO YOU IDIOTS HAVE ANY CANDY?"

Blood jumped over Elliot and landed in front of Crona, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

Crona backed away slightly from Blood's outburst, "Uh… Um… I need to find Maka…" And ran off.

Elliot hit Blood in the head, "Look what you did!" he turned away from Blood, "GREAT NOW WE'RE LOST AND YOU'VE HURT THAT LITTLE BOY/GIRL'S FEELINGS!" He turned back around, "GO APOLOGIZE!"

Blood coughed, "I'm a man. I don't apologize."

Elliot face-palmed, "And an ass. Don't forget you're an ass."

"Does that make me an ass man?" Blood smirked.

Elliot began banging his head into the nearest wall chanting, "Someone kill me. Someone kill me. Someone kill me."

That exact moment is when Sid and Naigus walked out, "Oh you must be some of the new students."

Blood gasped and pointed at Sid, "HOLY SHIT IT'S A ZOMBIE!"

Elliot now chose to lean his head against the wall and muttered, "I turn into a soul fragment firing ax and you're freaked out by a zombie…?"

Sid checked the clipboard in his hands, "We better find your guides." He began flipping through pages, "Now what are your names?"

Elliot lifted his head slightly with a depressed look on his face, "Elliot Baron and Blood Assho-I mean Asher."

Sid nodded as he circled something on the paper, "Oh yes I know who your guide is." He turned to Naigus, "Can you go give these to Lord Death?"

She took the papers, "Of course." And left.

Sid turned back to the boys, "Now follow me kids. I'll get you situated."

"I'M A MAN. I DON'T FOLLOW ZOMBIES!" Blood exclaimed.

Sid's scary face came into play, "I'm an instructor. You'll do what I say."

Blood was thoroughly defeated, "Y-Yes sir." And followed Sid with Elliot behind him muttering about chainsaws and Blood's innards.

IN THE OTHER HALLWAY

The group was walking towards the class when Sid came up, "Hey Kid, meet your charges."

Kid turned and saw two boys behind Sid. The first boy was as just a little shorter than Edward, and had dark hazel eyes that were slightly squinted. His choppy, dark brown hair reached to his shoulders and was curved slightly towards his face. He was formally dressed with a pristine red button up tucked into black dress pants, held up by a black leather belt. Around the neck of the shirt was a thin tie. To complete the look had on black dress shoes and short black gloves. Sid pointed to him, "This is Blood Asher."

He gestured to the other boy, "And this is Elliot Baron." This boy was about an inch taller than Blood and twice as casual. He had clear gray eyes and wavy, light blonde hair that reached slightly below his chin, with his bangs just skimming over his eyes. He wore a black turtleneck that clung to him, a white scarf wrapped around his shoulders. He had on regular blue jeans and black shoes. His wrists were adorned with thin, chain bracelets.

Sid turned and walked off, waving behind him, "Alright. I'm sure you can handle it."

Kid sighed, "Well, I guess I should introduce myself and my friends." He put out his hand, "I'm Death the Kid." Blood and Elliot shook his hands. Kid gestured to Liz and Patty, "These are my weapons Liz and Patty Thompson."

Both waved, "Hope you like the school." Liz said.

"I'm sure we will." Elliot said as he smiled.

Kid gestured to the pair behind them, "That's Black*Star and his weapon Tsubaki Nakatsukasa."

"YAHOO! NOW I CAN HAVE MORE PEOPLE TO ADORE ME IN MY GOD-LIKENESS!" Black*Star yelled while Tsubaki smiled,

"Sorry he's like this most of the time." She put her hand on Senna Belle's back and pushed her forward slightly, "This is Senna Belle Lee." She pointed to Dante, "And that's her Meister Dante Ogaru." Senna Belle smiled brightly while Dante's usual face of disinterest was still in place.

Lemmy jumped forward, "EXCELLENT! NOW I HAVE MORE TEST SUBJECTS!" She calmed down a little, "My name's Lemmy Gesum and this," she grabbed Edward by the neck, "black haired Adonis is my weapon Edward Blackhawk." For the first time, no one made a joke about her name. She jabbed a thumb in the direction of the last pair, "Those squares are our guides, Maka Albarn and Soul Eater."

Soul just waved while Maka stepped forward should, "You guys should enjoy it here. DWMA is a really great school!"

Elliot just smiled whilst Blood whirled around as soon as he saw Maka, facing away from everyone with a napkin. Elliot looked over his shoulder and cringed, "Sir, why is your nose bleeding?"

Blood turned towards him slightly, "You were way off calling me an 'ass-man'." He threw his fist in the air, "I AM A LEG MAN!" Elliot once again was pounding his head into wall. Maka was blushing. Liz was jealous. Lemmy was plotting. Edward, Dante, and Kid were disinterested. Senna Belle and Tsubaki were trying to comprehend what just happened. Patty had made a giraffe. And Soul had the strange feeling he needed to gut the new kid…

"Anyway," Kid started, "how's about we all go get acquainted outside." He said as the bell rang and students started filing out.

Patty was jumping up and down, "YAY WE'RE GONNA PLAY HOOKIE WITH OUR NEW FRIENDS!" She turned to Liz, "ISN'T THAT EXCITING SIS?"

"It's gonna be riot, Patty." Liz said and nodded, "Besides I wanna get to know Blood a little better…" she said as she latched onto Blood's arm while Soul mumbled about wanting to put a hook in the new kid.

Blood smiled at her, "Yes I think it would be a good idea for all of us to get to know each other," He grinned creepily at Maka, "very well."

Elliot stepped in front of Maka, "Yes well I don't think a group orgy is what Kid meant." He turned so he was facing the rest of the group, his arms up announcing, "Shall we proceed outside?"

Everyone nodded. Soul grabbed Maka's sleeve and pushed her slightly so he was in between her and Blood.

OUTSIDE IN THE COURTYARD

Liz was still attached to Blood's arm as they sat down and Senna Belle laughed, "Are you gonna give him room to breathe?"

Liz made a fierce face that said, 'Ruin this and I'll kill you.' Senna Belle laughed nervously before retreating behind Tsubaki, whispering, "SAVE ME!"

Lemmy and Patty were engaged in a thumb war that Black*Star and Edward were taking bets on. Edward's bet panned out when Lemmy accidently snapped Patty's thumb, "Oops guess I don't know my own strength." She said with a smile. Edward sighed, 'Yes you do, you just like mutilating fingers.'

Black*Star was enraged, "I'M A GOD! I CAN'T LOSE BETS!"

Soul and Elliot talking about music (a cover up for their plans to murder Blood), "Are you sure he's quick enough to dodge gunshots?"

"Unfortunately, yes. I tried drowning him once, didn't work." Elliot said with his head down.

Soul face palmed, "Damn."

Maka smiled at everyone getting along. She looked over her shoulder to see Dante leaning on the ledge. She walked over to him, "Why aren't you over there with everyone else?"

He shrugged, "Crowds just aren't my thing. Usually I'm backed up by Senna Belle on that but look at her," Maka looked over and saw Senna Belle laughing with Patty, Lemmy, and Tsubaki, "she's looks completely cured."

"Can't you join in?" She pointed out, "She is your weapon, you two must have something in common."

He nodded, "The fact we're both after someone, a mutual understanding that if one of us pisses the other off, said one will die, and the color purple." Maka laughed at that and he sighed, "What do you and your weapon have in common?"

Maka out her finger on her chin thinking for a second, "Well… " She was cut off by Soul yelling for her,

"Hey Maka! We're gonna watch Black*Star getting his lights knocked out by a girl!" Sure enough Black*Star was standing up with that stupid grin on his face a few feet away from Senna Belle who was popping her knuckles with a manic smile.

Tsubaki was trying to intervene, "Come on guys, this is silly."

Black*Star laughed, "Alright you commoner," he cracked his neck, "if I can stand my ground after one of your punches, YOU HAVE TO BOW BEFORE ME AND CALL ME A GOD FOR A WEEK!"

Senna Belle shook her head, her smile still in place, "And if I win, YOU HAVE TO SHUT YOUR FRIGGIN' MOUTH FOR A WEEK!"

"BRING IT!" Black*Star yelled.

Dante turned to Maka, "Should I warn him she used to be called 'The Iron Fist' at her old school?"

She shook her head, "It's better he learns these lessons for himself."

Everyone, except Tsubaki who had covered her eyes, watched on as Black*Star's arrogance was overwhelming, "HAHA! AS IF A GIRL LIKE YOU COULD DO DAMAGE TO A GOD LIKE MYSELF!" He didn't notice her take off running towards him, "I BET I WON'T EVEN FEE-" He was cut off by her fist her fist slamming into the left side of his face. He was sent flying into the tree behind him, it snapping.

Tsubaki opened her eyes, "BLACK*STAR!" She ran over to him, cradling his head in her lap.

He tried to lift his head slightly, "I wasn't…ready…Re…do…"

Tsubaki sighed, "You idiot…"

Senna Belle threw her fist in the air, "SO MUCH FOR BEING A GOD, HUH?" she turned to Kid and high fived him, "Now I don't have to hear your annoying voice for a whole week!"

Dante grabbed her by the scarf, "Well that's been enough excitement for one day."

As they were walking away Senna Belle turned and waved, "See you guys tomorrow!" Dante just waved without turning around.

Kid looked over to see the sun setting, "They're right, it's getting late." Everyone agreed, said their goodbyes and starting walking.

Maka and Soul were still on their way outta the forest when Maka spoke up, "Isn't this nice? 6 new friends in 3 days, that's a record."

"You mean 5 friends. I don't like Blood."

Maka turned to him, "Why don't you like him?"

He closed his eyes and scratched his head, "I don't know. I just don't."

Maka sighed and shook her head, "You're so weird sometimes, you know that?"

Their walk continued for a few minutes in silence as the sun started setting more. She turned suddenly when she noticed Soul had stopped walking, "What's wrong Soul?"

"M-Maka…" His was facing away from the path they were walking on. She walked over towards him and put her hand on his shoulder. She couldn't see where he looking at first, but then she noticed.

Pink hair matted to the forehead. Feet dangling off the ground. Hands bounds by wires. A puddle of blood soaking into the ground. A body strung up between two trees. The face of their friend now sunken in and almost unrecognizable.

Maka couldn't breathe, 'This isn't real. This can't have happened.' She started to lose the feeling in her legs. Soul grabbed her shoulders as they sunk to the ground, their eyes not moving from the body.

"Kim…"