I sat at our camp in front of the fire. My back still was in a lot of pain thanks to my new squad mate's bombs. "Hey, are you going to say anything or what, yeah?" Deidara mocked, "You might as well say something, you know." I remained silent, since I was still mad about what I agreed to earlier.
"Jesus, you're almost worse than Tobi, almost un." He was clearly annoyed with me. "So, you going to make yourself useful and cook, or what, un?" Deidara smirked. I perked up; one thing that pissed me off, those damned sexist comments.
"What did you say?" I muttered, preparing to rip his throat out.
"You gonna do your job or what, woman?" Deidara repeated.
I immediately stood up, and smacked him in the face, "YOU SEXIST SON OF A B****!!!" I shouted, "DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT, GOT IT?!!" He just sat there for a moment and stared at me.
"Wow, you are a real b**** aren't you, yeah?" he chuckled, "It's hilarious how pissed off you get, un." I stared at him for a while, seriously considering literally ripping his throat out. I turned around and pouted.
"You can eat dirt for all I care, jerk," I spat.
"Whatever, un."
***
I woke up the next morning. The grass was wet with dew; it sparkled in the morning sunlight. *I still can't believe he said that.* I looked over at Deidara. His hair was slightly wet from the dew. He looked so peaceful when he was asleep. *Huh? Where is Tobi?* I looked around, I didn't see him anywhere. "Good morning, Tsubaki-san!"
"WAH!!" I shouted as I fell over, "Jeez Tobi-san, you scared me," I admitted as I sat back up.
"Tobi brought new girl breakfast," Tobi said in his gleeful tone. He gave some rice balls which I accepted eagerly, "Thank you, Tobi-san." I took a bite of the food, which was about average. I didn't really care since I was really hungry.
"Deidara-sempai seems to really like you, new girl!" Tobi exclaimed, "He was really happy last night!"
I paused for a moment, "Tobi, I don't think he likes me," I worded out for him, "He was such a jerk. Why would someone say things like that if they wanted to hit on them?"
"You don't know Deidara-sempai very well. Trust me; Tobi knows when sempai likes someone." Tobi began, "Tobi knows, because Tobi is a good boy."
*………what the h*ll?* I took a bite of my food to keep me from saying anything to offend him.
"Oi, wake up Deidara; you've got a mission," said someone from behind us to Deidara.
I turned around to see the source of the voice and saw the strangest looking person I've ever met. He had pupilless, amber eyes with one-half of his face pure white, and the other black like the night sky. He also looked like he was part venus flytrap. I looked over to Deidara, who woke up at the man's command. "What now Zetsu? I was busy, un." he muttered groggily.
"You've got a mission from leader-sama."