Chapter 3

Inhale. Exhale. Inhale Exhaleeee. Ok so in this situation where I am fully naked and unguarded with only a door between me and the Uchiha, what is the best thing to do? Two seconds later, I had an AHA! moment. I grinned to myself, yes this would work out just fine. I turned back towards the door, Sasuke was still banging on it and little bits of dust were shimmering down to the floor. I wrapped my towel around me tightly and stepped closer to the door and under the rain of dusk. Now that wasn't a good idea at all. I started to sneeze and cough and the banging suddenly stopped.

"Sakura? Sakura? Are you alright in there? Sakura answer me goddamn it! Are you being molested? SAKURA!!! NOOOOO DON'T DIE ON ME!!!!! WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET!!!"

I stopped sneezing and moved away from the door, my eyes wide open. He wanted sex!!!!??? This is not good!! NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!

Wait. Who was being molested? "SAKURAAAAAA! ANSWER ME BEFORE I BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN!" BANG! BANG! BANG! The hinges started rattling. Oh shit!

"WAIT SASUKE! IF YOU BREAK THIS GODDAMN DOOR IM GONNA CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED IT TO THE CHICKENS!" Oops. I covered my mouth and swore inwardly. The inner Sakura had surfaced. I froze still covering my mouth, there was silence on the other side.

"But I like my balls." Sasuke pouted. His words came out so quietly that if i weren't in this situation i would have laughed out at his cuteness.

"Sasuke?" Pause. "Sasuke can you please wait for me in the living room? I'll be out shortly and we can talk about this….obsession of yours." I heard a quiet mumble and the shuffling of retreating footsteps. When Sasuke could be heard no more I slumped against the door and sighed. Phew! That was just far too close.

I quickly stepped out and hurried across the corridor, the living was no where near the bathroom so I was safe. Locking my bedroom door I turned around and ran smack into someone. Double shit.

I held the towel tightly against me and looked up into…….silver eyes. Wait. Silver? What the hell is Neji doing in my room! "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OUT! OUT! OUT!" I grabbed him by the collar in one hand, unlocked the door and shoved him out. "GET OUT!"

I jumped and screamed, Sasuke had just appeared from nowhere. "Sakura-chan! What is he doing here?"

I tightened the grip of my towel. "GET OUT YOU PERVERTED MEN!!!!!" and slammed the door.

Outside I could here Sasuke arguing with Neji, then a grunt, thump and silence. I blinked, did they both faint? I quickly pulled on my clothes and gently turned the lock.

"Guys?" I whispered, then stuck my head out. To my surprise, Sasuke was on the floor unconscious and Neji was beside him rubbing his arms with a disgusted look on his face. "Err, what did you do to him Neji?"

Neji turned and frowned at me. "What did I do to him?! Something is wrong with him! He just meowed and stroked my arm!!!"

"BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!" I couldn't help it, I just had to laugh.

Neji gave him his famous glare. "Not funny woman! What did you do to him?"

"Erm, experiment gone wrong. Wait, what do you mean I did that to him? How'd you know it was me?"

He sighed. "There is a security camera in there you know. Tsunade-sama saw you getting….intimate with Uchiha, which is why I am here. She wants to see you in her office when your ready." He turned to leave, then turned back and smirked. "Oh and by the way I think you should consider cleaning up your room, just in case someone of the opposite sex happen to visit it. I mean you leave quite a few of your clothes lying around." He gave me another smirk and I could feel myself getting red.

"Get out!" I huffed and pushed him all the way through the front door. First Sasuke, now Neji, who else is going to be next? Shino? I shivered and turned back to the unconscious Uchiha. What to do with him now? Perhaps tying him up to something? A post or door perhaps? Yes, a door would do just fine. Serves him right for being a pervert, even if it was my fault in the first place.

Summoning up my charka I lifted Sasuke off the floor and using a thin, yet tough rope I tied it securely around the fainted guy. It was hard tying him to the door, but boy was he in for a surprise when he wakes up. I closed the door to admire my work. Hmmm perhaps a bit of facial improvement could be done, not that he needs it but just to my entertainment it must be done. Taking a permanent black marker from my drawer I started to colour around his eyes. Haha let him be a panda for a day!

As I was getting myself ready to meet Tsunade I didn't hear my front door slam open and jumped in surprise when my bathroom door suddenly slammed open. A groan could be heard from the unconscious Sasuke as the front of his whole body connected to the opposite wall. Oops! That wasn't meant to happen! I dropped my lip gloss and Naruto (the intruder) jumped in surprise at the sight of Sasuke tied up to my bathroom door.

"Sakura-chan! What is the teme doing tied up in your bathroom? THIS IS NOT FAIR! WHY CAN HE BE CLOSE TO YOU AND I CAN'T! I DEMAND YOU TO TIE ME TO YOUR BATHROOM DOOR AS WELL!!!

I looked over at the blonde. "Naruto, don't be stupid!"

"I am not stupid! I WANT TO BE TIED UP AS WELL! TIED UP!"

I left the house in a huff with Naruto tied happily on my bedroom door. I blushed as I walked to Tsunade's office, remember what Neji had told me about my teacher seeing Sasuke come on to me. One could only hope that she will listen to my explanation or else I'll tie her up to her own door as well.

Tsunade sat grinning behind her desk with a bottle of sake in one of her hands. "Sit down, sit down Sakura dear." Her smile grew wider. "I assume you know what I have called you in here for."

I blushed and nodded. "Tsunade-sama I think you might have misunderstood though I-"

She held up a hand and waved me to silence. "Nonsense! Nonsense! I have never misunderstood a situation. Now I saw what went on in the office from the start I presume something went wrong with the experiment?"

I nodded eagerly, glad that Tsunade understood what had happened. "Yes, I think its because I must have swapped one of the cables around."

"Well it must be a good cable because I see love blooming!"

"Huh?"

"Well its good that Sasuke is taking a step forward and coming to the conclusion of this nonsense meeting your next mission is to have a baby by next year."

"WHAT?!"

Tsunade gave out a drunken laugh. "I was just joking, but I actually have a mission for you and that is you must reverse the changes you did to Sasuke, ok?"

I nodded.

"Good! Now dismissed! And have plenty of fun!" She winked at me and hurriedly pushed me out the door and as I was outside she stuck her head out and yelled. "I STILL WANT A GRANDCHILD!"

A/N: hehe well this is this and that is that. I am sorry if this story is not up to your standard but I just felt like writing something and so I did! Anyways hope you liked it if not oh well…I'll try better next time then ok? Cheers! Review!!!!