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Morgan's POV

I was surprised at how many people thought I sprayed whipped cream down my throat every night. I do weird things, but Reid was right. It wasn't me.

"Who's was it?" I asked.

J.J. silently raised her hand.

"Really J.J.?" We all seemed surprised.

"What? I told Will that the only thing I can have for desert is fruit and whipped cream, I told him that two months ago and now the only thing we have that is even close to being sweet is whipped cream and I don't want him to know that I spray it into my mouth when he is still out." She shrugged.

"Uh-huh..." I nodded as she took the hat.

"Whenever I forget someones name instead of admitting it I just pretend I've never met them." She read and frowned.

"Well, it isn't Reid's." I shrugged. I knew that for two reasons, he has an eidetic memory, and two because it was my secret. "Seems like the kind of thing Rossi might do."

Everyone else agreed on Rossi, except Rossi of coarse.

He just looked at me. "I think it's Morgan."

I put up my hands. "Alright Rossi, you've caught me."

He smiled and J.J. passed me the hat. "In highschool, during wrestling, I was beaten my a girl half my size... Hotch."

"I can see Prentiss." Reid said. "I never took wrestling."

"Wait... Reid failed wrestling... It's Reid!" I told them all and smiled.

J.J. smiled and looked at me. "I forgot about that! I think it's Reid to."

"What did I just say about not taking wrestling!" Reid looked at me all.

"Well... To tell the truth, I think it's Hotch." Rossi shrugged. "It seems like he might be the type who everyone thought he could beat anyone, and then get beaten by a girl."

Rossi didn't notice, Hotch was giving him a death glare. I thought Hotch was creepy before...

"Well, who's was it?" Rossi asked after a minute.

J.J. looked around. "Stop choosing mine!" She looked around. "I put that one because I knew you would all guess a boy."

"Yeah, but she was still half your size J.J..." I smiled.

She glared at me. "Shut up and pass me the hat."

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