nothing to say here...no witty remarks or anything just the story
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Tamaki called a host club meeting for everyone but Sousuke.

"Boss, why are we here?" Hikaru asked.

Tamaki smiled"We are here to talk about the feelings of Miss Kaname and our fellow Host member Sousuke Sagara." Tamaki announced.

"Right we're leaving." Hikaru and Kaoru both said turning to leave.

"Wait! Don't you care about the blossoming love of our fellow host member?" Tamaki said a sudden breeze making his hair flow.

"Where does that wind come from." Haruhi wondered.

"That isn't the point Haruhi, the point is that obviously the young love of youth is happening between Sousuke and Kaname, but both are too thick headed to attempt to be together." Sparkles were appearing behind Tamaki "What say you men shall we attempt to get Kaname and Sousuke to admit their feelings?"

Haruhi shook her head "I don't think we should be deciding who should get with who if they like each other then they'll just get together by themselves."

"No I don't think so-" Kaoru started. "Wait brother...this could be fun." Hikaru said grinning "Oh your right." They both cackled evilly "We're both in." They say simulataniously

"I think Kana-chan and Sou-chan have feelings for each other and they would make a cute couple, count me in!" Hunny said smiling.

Mori nodded, as always agreeing to whatever Hunny wanted

Kyouya shook his head "You all may decide what to do but I'm out."

"Then it is decided those of us who will attempt it shall now start planning Operation: Matchmaker."

As the others were planning to get Kaname and Sousuke together Haruhi and Kyouya left.

"Do you think they can actually do it?" Haruhi asked Kyouya.

Kyouya scoffed "That Sousuke guy seems to be even more thick headed then Tamaki, and Miss Kaname seems to be even more stubborn then them both." he wrote a bit more into his book then continued.

"The chance of their plans working are close to zero."

Haruhi hummed her agreement.

The next day

Sousuke walked into the Host Club and suddenly found himself being pulled by someone.

Sousuke was about to pull out a pistol until he saw who it was.

"H, Hunny-Senapi is there something you need from me sir?" Sousuke asked.

Hunny smiled "Do you like cake Sou-chan?"

"With all due respect sir cake isn't the best to be eating, the icing itself is fattening and can be counter productive when out in the field.

Hunny froze and turned to him his face was smiling but there was murderous intent coming from him.

"Don't talk bad about cake around me, Sou-chan."

Sousuke was rather proud he didn't feint "Y, y, yes s, sir."

Suddenly the murderous intent was gone "Good! Now lets go get some cake."

Sousuke found himself sitting at a table in a rather high class cafe.

"Now you wait here for a second Sou-chan."

"Yes sir." Sousuke said taking a seat.

"Okay!" Hunny called running off.

A couple of minutes later Hunny came back with Kaname.

"Uhm Sousuke whats going on?"

"Frankly ma'am, I don't really know." Sousuke said with a slight note of puzzlement in his voice.

"Oh hey guys I need to go now soo...see you." Hunny said with barely held excitement then whizzed off.

"So are you ready to order?" The waitress said bringing out her pen and notepad.

"Oh yes, uhm." Kaname consorted a menu for a second "I'll take the Fillet Mignogn with a salad, and green tea please."

The waitress wrote it down and looked to Sousuke.

"I do not require sustanance at this moment." He said still ridged.

The waitress shrugged and turned to fill out the order.

Across the room Tamaki was dressed with a wig that looked like it came from a mop, wore lipstick, and had shades on. He was sitting with Hunny who had a comically over large moustache, and Mori who wore his usual stoic expression but had on a colorful propeller beani hat and stripped shirt.

Outside the Cafe Hikaru and Kaoru were scaring the people outside by laughing at how the three looked.

"K...Kaoru...this...this is the best...oh..AHAHAHAHA." he said his eyes full of tears.

Kaoru was on the sidewalk holding his sides laughing.

"Will this plan work Hunny-senpai?" Tamaki said doing what he thought was discreet glances towards the couple.

"Of course, this place serves great cake, so they will be happy with each other." Hunny said smiling.

"Can I take your orders?" came a voice.

"Wuaaa." Tamaki jumped and his chair fell backwards.

The waitress looked down at him with a raised eyebrow "What'll you be having sir?"

Tamaki quickly got up and cleared his throat putting on a ridiculously high voice "Oh no you have it wrong I am a woman and this is my husband and my son."

Hunny started to talk in a fake low voice attempting to sound older "Why yes, this is my wife and I we are out on a romantic trip...thing."

Mori looked at her and held up his hand "hello."

The waitress opened her mouth to ask, thought about it for a second and closed her mouth deciding against it.

"Alright what will you be having, now?"

"Cake!" Hunny said shouting in excitement."

The waitress nodded "What kind?"

"All of it."

The waitress paused "All of it?" she looked up shocked.

Hunny nodded happily.

"Yup."

"...ok and you si...madam?"

"A cup of Earl Grey, and you're Matelote de poissons d'Alsace." Tamaki said.

The waitress left to get the orders.

"That was rather embarrassing." Tamaki said sitting back down.

"It looks like Kana-chan and Sous-chan don't suspect its us though." said Hunny.

"Why are Hunny-senpai and Tamaki here?" Kaname asked looking at the two.

"I assume they are here to monitor us incase of an enemy attack." Sousuke replied.

Kaname sighed "Why do I ask."

"Heres your order." The waitress said coming up with Kaname's food.

Kaname rubbed her hands together looking hungrily at her food.

Picking up her fork she stabs at her food.

Sousuke quietly watches her eat the food.

"Your food sir?" the waitress says bringing the cakes out for Hunny.

"Yaaaaay!" Hunny says and begins to devour the cakes and finishes a few seconds later his belly bulging.

"aaaah...hehe thank you." Hunny says smiling cheerfully.

"Remember to brush your teeth...you don't want a repeat of what happened last time." Mori said.

Hunny froze and turned white a bit, he then swallowed the piece of cake in his mouth and nodded "y...yes"

Kaname finishes her fillet mignogn and sighs in happiness.

Sousuke looks at her "ready to leave miss kaname?"

She smiles at Sousuke "yeah sure...mmm that was delicious."

"It was my pleasure miss kaname." Sousuke says taking out his wallet and paying the bill.

"Compliment her on her appearance Sousuke." Tamaki whispers to himself chewing on his napkin.

"Never...in all my years have I ever seen a less romantic man." Tamaki says gnawing on his napkin.

"I promise this Sousuke I WILL make you a proper gentleman!"

"Your bill." the waitress says handing Tamaki a little piece of paper.

Tamaki looks down, and promptly face faults at the amout it costs.

"Its your treat right Tamaki? Well thank you for the cake see you later." Hunny says smiling as Mori picks him up, setting him on his shoulders, and they leave the cafe.

"Hu...hunny sempai...w...wait the...the amount is far too much for the current amount I have on me." Tamaki says tears in his eyes.

"hmm hmm." the Waitress says, a sense of foreboding fills Tamaki up.

Tamaki panics and starts to check himself and brightens up and takes out a credit card with a flourish.

"Not to worry miss I can pay for the meal I am not some common beggar." Tamaki says posing with his hand brushing through his hair.

"We don't accept credit cards..." She says simply.

Tamaki freezes in place.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" could be be heard for miles around.

Kaname looked back to see where the noise had come from.

She and Sousuke were taking a taxi back to their apartments and she had heard a noise coming from somewhere in the distance.

"Sosuke did you hear something?"

"Affirmative miss...it sounded like someone shouting a negative." He said staring straight ahead.

Kaname raises an eyebrow then sighs, deciding to forget about it.

Whats a ouran fan fic without Tamaki crossdressing?