Third chapter! Awesome, now I don't have to kill anyone now.
Anyway, not much to say, except that I still don't own TMI and I still need to plot a plan for conquering the world and making the Shadowhunter world real. 8)
3. I'm Not Drunk
It was the third party that week at Magnus's house, and Alec was pissed.
Of course, it wasn't as if the blue-eyed Shadowhunter never experienced any of his boyfriend's torturous 'get-togethers' -where 'friends' will try to hack each other's heads off and faeries are trying to poison his guests- before, and it wasn't as if he'd never lost his patience -Magnus would usually stare at him after the scolding with uncharacteristically wide green eyes, a pout in place, and then the kiss afterwards always made Alec forget completely what he was talking about-, but this time, Alec simply could not take it.
He stalked towards the dancing Warlock, his glittery hair reflecting rainbows underneath the dimly-lit lights, his head swaying. Alec had to lean back to keep Magnus from hitting him square in the nose. When the Warlock saw him, his cat eyes smiled.
"Alexander. So you came."
Red-faced, Alec could only glare at him. "You've gone way too far this time."
"What are you talking about?" Magnus waved his hand around, smacking a werewolf who was walking by in the process. He was already half-asleep, so he promptly fell to the floor and started snoring. "Oops," said Magnus, whose smile was awfully smug, "I'm not sorry."
"I saw mundane cops outside your apartment and had to distract them off by knocking over some prostitute down a block," Alec hissed, his face getting redder now. "They're coming back, you know? I still don't know exactly how you manage to get away each time a police tries to bring you to jail."
"Didn't you forget sweetheart?" Magnus asked, leaning towards him with a smirk and wiggling his fingers. "I've got magic."
"So use it wisely," the Shadowhunter retorted. Alec took an unsteady step back, wobbling a little, and Magnus's yellow-green eyes narrowed slightly.
"Are you drunk, Alexander?"
With a scowl, Alec ignored that. "You're not supposed to throw some stupid party every single time you feel bored! That's not how this place works! Don't you have better things to do?"
"Now, now, Alexander," soothed Magnus, placing his hands on his boyfriend's shoulders, "you are drunk."
Irritated, the younger male slapped his hands away. "You should be more responsible! I'm tired of running after you and criticising you every single time you do something crazy. I'M NOT YOUR MOM!"
"You're not," Magnus deadpanned, a little concerned now. He turned, taking an empty glass from the table and poured some water in it before sprinking in a spell. He handed Alex a cup full of glittering liquid. "Drink this."
Still red-faced, Alec stepped back and shook his head. "I'm not drinking anything you make, you ego-centric bas-" before he could finish his sentence, Magnus shoved the drink down his throat while he gargled. "BASTARD!" he finished with a shout.
"Eat some of this! It helps calm the nerves and steady the drunken mind!" Magnus picked up what seemed like chocolate, but when Alec peered closer, there was blue goo coming out from where an outer piece seemed to have broken off. Horrfied, Alec shook his head again.
"I'm not going to eat-" the food was shoved into his mouth again, and Alec had to shove Magnus away. "BASTARD!"
"How about something that will really sober you down?" Magnus smiled, inching closer to him. Alec, terrified that he was going to feed him something else, took another step back and they were surrounded by insane Downworlders dancing against the beat.
"Don't come any closer, you BAS-" Magnus silenced him with a kiss.
After the intense snog session, Alec pulled away with a flush. "Bastard," he whispered.
Malec fluff. :3 I find Alec adorable, and Magnus smexy.
Anyway, here comes a teaser!
"As far as I'm concerned, this is the worst thing that's happened since I found out why Magnus was banned from Peru." — Jace
-Cackle Cackle- What did happen in Peru, I wonder.
Woohoo! I'll be back in a week!