Disclaimer: I don't own House or Warriors, stupid David Shore, stupid Erin Hunter...

The Star Chronicles: The Sky Prophecy

Chapter II

"Listen," Leafpool hissed, "You aren't a medicine cat, I can do whatever I want."

All day it was fight, fight, fight between House and Leafpool. Leafpool refused to listen to this rouge, she was a medicine cat and she knew what she was doing.

"I don't believe this 'Lyme' is an actual illness!" Leafpool growled, "Great StarClan! Will you let me treat Whitepaw now?"

"No!" House argued, "Lyme disease is serious! She needs medical help!"

"What the hell am I talking about?" House thought, "She's a stupid cat!"

"Well I suggest you let me work, Whitepaw will be healed in no time."

oOo

House limped out of the medicine cat's den, he was cranky; very cranky. The Vicodin he had taken before this disaster was wearing off, pain rushed up his leg. At least he had three other legs to use as canes!

"Stupid Leafpool," House thought angrily, "She's worse than Cuddy!"

House growled as another amount of pain shot through his thigh, he whimpered a bit. He flexed his claws, which he was still getting used to having. House sighed in desperation and sat down, setting his limb on a small rock. He licked it, then stopped; realizing what he was doing.

"Eww! I just licked myself! Stupid instincts!"

"Hello!"

House turned, a small kitten ran up to him. Its yellow eyes sparkling with curiousity, House inwardly groaned; these kittens wouldn't leave him alone!

"Are you really a kittypet?" The kitten asked, "I've never seen a kittypet before!"

"Please just leave me alone!" House was getting tired of this, "I'm tired and hungry, and I'm miles from home!"

The kitten sniffed, its big amber eyes would have sent Cameron crazy. House leaned forward and picked up the kitten with his mouth, oh how he hated these darn instincts! House walked, more like limped, to the nursery and set the kitten down.

He glared at it, "I didn't do that out of kindness, I was just..."

The kitten lunged forward and curled up against him, House hissed. The kitten quickly realized the warning and jumped away, running into the nursery. House sighed, this really was getting on his nerves. The kittens would frequently leave the nursery to come and annoy him with questions, usually the balls of fur didn't take the hint he was going to throw them to the hawks if they didn't shut up.

But the kittens unfortunately didn't know what 'shut up' meant, so Leafpool had to chase them out since she was busy with other sick cats. House quickly limped back to the medicine cat den and curled up in his moss bed, letting sleep take over.

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In the nursery, two queens were sharing gossip.

"That tom, House I think he calls himself, he doesn't belong in ThunderClan."

"Oh, I know! Firestar definately has a soft spot for kittypets."

"He scares the kits," one queen looked down at her lovely litter.

The other nodded, "My oldest almost got his eye clawed out! That rouge should be locked up!"

The queen sighed, "It would be much better for ThunderClan if Firestar would leave kittypets and rouges where they belong."

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"Hey, Leafpool or whatever. You have some Vicodin?" House asked groggily.

Leafpool's motherly instincts took over, "What is Vicoden? Are you hurt?"

"Yeah, do you have anything that'll get rid of pain?"

"Oh yeah, like cats are going to have working medicine!" House thought.

House was surprised when Leafpool set down a leaf full of small seed, "Yes, I do. These are poppy seeds, be careful too much can make you sleep."

"Who cares?" House said eagerly, quickly devouring the seeds.

Leafpool stared at him in shock.

"What?" House asked, "You...were supposed to eat them...right?"

"Oh, yes, it's just...you're not cut or injured at all, at least from what I can see."

"Um," how was House going to explain the medical prosedores of a clot?

Leafpool waited patiently.

"Er, I had a clot and then and infarction, does that clear it up for ya?"

Leafpool shook her head, "Actually, it doesn't. What is a clot and what in StarClan's name is an infarction?"

House sighed, it was going to be a long day.

Author's Notes: Yay! I got off my lazy butt and updated! Hope you like it, even if it is a little short...