AN: I'm back! I'll be updating my other stories on the weekends or next week. I'm glad that I was able to make you laugh in the last chapter! I'm truly delighted! Thanks for the reviews and favourites! It inspires me to continue working on my stories! Without further ado, here the latest chapter! Oh yeah, your suggestions please!

Disclaimer: I will never own PJO

Nico skidded through the hallway to his designated room. His five-minute break didn't help him get over his first and horrible date. Nico even tried to go to the bathroom and mess up his shiny, slicked-back black hair, which of course, didn't work. It keeps on combing by itself back whenever Nico runs his hands on his hair. What made it worse is that he reeks Giorgio Armani perfume! Wait- how the hell did he know that?! Nico was on the verge of slamming his head on the tile counter. He feels like he's a life-sized Ken doll being toyed at by Eros and Aphrodite.

He cannot believe he let himself walk into this hell hole. Nico still cannot remove the thought of his date being a monster in disguise. The son of Hades stopped in front of Room No. 7. He sighed exasperatedly as he turned the knob.

"What the fuck?" Nico thought disgustedly. In front of him was a teenager around the age of sixteen. She wore a very fitting white tank top with her, ahem, cleavage showing and a pair of very short shorts. The blonde raised her long, exposed legs on the table. She was tanned and her face was painted with make-up. What made Nico even freaked out is that seductive smile on her face.

"Umm... Am I in the right room?" Nico mentally slapped himself. What on earth was he thinking? So much for a greeting, Di Angelo.

Despite Nico's pretty much rude statement, the girl chuckled in amusement.

"Oh, you are definitely in the right room. And in the right time" she purred and Nico gulped. He reluctantly sat in front of her.

She batted her long eyelashes at Nico. She may look beautiful to other brainless teenage boys, but for Nico, she looks like her face is full of Botox and profuse usage of make-up. Nico will never think of her as a daughter of Aphrodite, because he's sure children of Aphrodite don't need face lifts and make up to be beautiful.

"What's your name?" she said, leaning closer to him. Nico was sweating, what exactly is she trying to do? The son of Hades does not like the idea of this mortal invading his private space. Nico was screaming inside, but outside he was frozen.

"N-nico Di Angelo" he stuttered, he felt like he has a lump stuck in his throat that makes it hard to talk straight. The girl laced her fingers on his arm up to his chin, her seductive smile even widened when she saw the nervousness in the boy's face.

"What a beautiful name! It suits someone as sexy as you" she licked her lips and Nico distanced his face away from her. He had this urge to punch her right now, but Eros might not like that. Nico has to buy time, but she was too close to him!

"How- what is- are—uh- your-r name?" he gulped nervously as he watched the girl crawl to him on the table. There are actually two things Nico wanted to do now. First, make a fissure on the ground, make the Botox girl fall into the pits of Tartarus and run to the door and leave the forsaken building. Second, shadow-travel her to the Underworld and feed her to the souls and hellhounds.

"Sally, Sally Johnson" she hummed, and Nico's eyes widened. Sally is the name of the nicest mortal woman Nico ever knew! To Nico, it's a disgrace for someone like her to bear that name. Nico prayed silently to his father to save him from this mortal. He wished that Thanatos will make her die of heart attack right now, or maybe a sniper will shoot her from another building.

"Perhaps, you could give me more than just a date, Di Angelo" Nico froze as her fingers trailed through his torso. He can't move a muscle. He was speechless. What in Hades' name is happening to him?

Nico crossed his fingers, hoping that the timer will ring already. As if on cue, the bell rang. And Nico pushed himself backwards, falling on the floor with his chair. He stood up abruptly and sprinted to the door. His heart was pounding as he slammed the door shut behind him.

He was panting heavily and he sat on the floor. Nico rubbed his eyes and sighed in relief. That will always be in his nightmares, he is too sure of it.

On the corner of his eye, he saw a very familiar jet black haired dude with sea green eyes walking on the corridor.

"Nico?" Percy asked, his face full of surprise, "Why do you look, scared and you look like, a doll?"

"I just freaking dated fear itself! Don't get even started on the appearance!"

"You are dating Phobos?" Percy inquired confusingly. Nico shook his head violently. Percy can be clueless sometimes. How did the idea of Nico dating Phobos get to him?

"That's stupid and disgusting, Perce. What in the Hades are you doing here, anyway?" Nico snapped as he stood up and faced the son of Poseidon. Percy sighed.

"Aphrodite sent me here to give you a warning. Plus, Eros wanted me and Jason to be his right-hand men for a day."

"Why would Eros do that? And what is that warning?" Nico raised a brow. Percy ran his hand on his hair while staring at Nico's shiny ones. Nico snapped his fingers in front of Percy and Percy went back to reality.

"Eros said that he wants us to guard this speed dating program and that includes making us wear neon coloured suits. Good thing it's green, unlike Jason who wears purple ones" Percy said dejectedly as he looked down on his neon-green suit with shiny black leather shoes. Nico can't hide a grin. Percy looks like a complete wacko in that suit. Annabeth might bite her tongue off if she saw her boyfriend in that suit.

"The warning?"

"Oh yeah, Aphrodite said that your first two dates aren't successful and she said she's not going to make things a lot easier for you. She said that you must make one girl fall in love with you in this speed dating and you too must fall in love with her. If you fail to do so, you wouldn't want to face her wrath for eternity"

"Shit"

"Watch your language, Nico" Percy scolded

"Well you say those as well!" Nico argued and stomped his foot. Percy looked at his watch and faced Nico.

"You are running late for your next date, Di Angelo. Eros wants everything in schedule." Percy sighed and Nico scratched the back of his head.

"Why are you taking orders from a love god?"

"He said Annabeth will have my head once she discovered that I'm in a speed dating event. You know that lady when it comes to the love god and goddess"

"Good guy Percy"

" "

"Fine"

"Go to your date now, Nico! You hate to do this as much as I do!" Percy almost screamed and Nico's face darkened.

"At least you only do guard duty! You don't date psychopaths and sluts!"

"Eros said if you're late, he will make you wear an actual Ken doll costume"

"I hate everyone!" Nico darted to the next room he's supposed to go. Percy stood alone in the corridor looking at the door of the room.

"What is the name of that lady that made Nico scared to the bones?" Percy wondered.

EVALUATION SHEET

Date number:

#5 Nico Di Angelo

First Impression:

The moment he walked into that room, I knew he is one cute hottie!

Things in common:

We both have this good looks and sexiness!

Did you have a great time?

Yes! He's so cute when he's nervous!

Do you feel a connection?

Yes I did! But I think he's rather afraid of me

Overall impression:

He is perfect! The looks, the build, everything is perfect!

Do you ever want to see this guy again?

I will definitely love to see him again!

LEO

"I wonder how Nico will manage that Sally girl." Leo thought as he walks to his third room. He tried to get the attention of that lady. He got a few information about the girl, she's cheerleader and has ten boyfriends in each month. As much as he wanted to make her budge, she's just not too interested in him.

Leo stopped walking and grinned from ear to ear when he saw Nico di Angelo. He was too pale and flabbergasted.

"This, I've got to hear"