"Na." I said not moving an inch; though judging by what my watch was telling me, this burly man did not come as peacefully as he appeared to.
"What? You do realise what I'm offering? A place within our ranks, to honor the Kremlin." He said proudly. My watch identified 20 life forms approaching my position through the trees just on the edge of the grasslands. Then another group of 20 approaching the easy way off and on the cliff, behind where the heli was parked.
"Well...this is awkward. You know I'm American right?" I said and that sure shook a few of his guards but as his smile faded, I felt how screwed I was. I could take the people in front of me easily but I was sure the groups approaching were heavily armed.
"Ah an American speaking Russian perfectly. If not Russian, then my suspicions are correct." The burly man then turned to his guards. "He must be a S.H.I.E.L.D agent, a spy."
"Wait a minute...I'm not-" I started to say.
"Kill him" He ordered. I quickly did two things, the first was calling my armor onto me from my watch. The second I sent a basic distress signal straight to the U.S.A., detailing an American being attacked by Russians...Yeah i had that on speed-dial. Luckily I had chosen to put my armor because four heavy sniper rounds slammed into my helmet, knocking me clean off my feet.
"Shit." I spun over as a anti-tank round fell towards me. I stood only to see the helicopter taking off; jeez enemies were so rude these days...they didn't even say goodbye. I shot my hand out which release a high voltage bolt of lightning right into the engine of the helicopter; the whole vehicle shuddered then crashing into the ground, exploding dramatically. I dodge another anti-tank round, I needed to survive just a bit longer until someone came. Then as I glanced at the broken and on fire heli, a figure stepped out of it. It was the burly man...healing very rapidly." Just my luck…"
"You've just declared war on Russia, agent!" He yelled, now fully healed.
"I'm not an agent man, cmon. Do I look like I'm wearing any S.H.I.E.L.D symbol's?" I asked quickly, dodging another round.
"You sent a distress signal to S.H.I.E.L.D." He pointed out.
"Oh yeah, that looked bad didn't it?" I asked then he charged, almost catching me off guard. However much strength he had, he was still too slow.
"Back down Bull." A voice of a women said, coming up the cliff from the easy side...what a casual. 'Bull' turned around, as did I, to see...Black Widow?
"Romanoff." Bull growled. While he was distracted, I did a quick scan of the immediate area to find all the enemy signatures I had scanned earlier...gone. "What do I owe the honor of a visit from the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D?"
"We scanned the energy burst too, not to mention the distress signal that was registered a Priority 1." She then turned to look at me as my armor disappeared. "I don't know who you are or how you triggered that Priority, but you've peaked my interest."
"You are on Russian territory." BUll said about to attack but he quickly was slammed with a good 12 electroids that sent him crashing to the ground...well than.
"Your coming back with us to headquarters, we have a lot to discuss." She stated intensely; I had a feeling pissing her off was not a safe goal to have.
"Sure." I said but then I remembered something, my stomach. "There better be free food, or I'm gonna be mad."