Misaki in Wonderland

By: Iceyicecream

Misaki in Wonderland

Chapter Three: Happy Un-Birthday

"Usui!" Misaki called as she ran over to him.

"What do you want?" He asked harshly.

Misaki was taken aback by the tone of voice. "Why are you mad?" She asked.

He looked at her as if she was the stupidest person in the whole galaxy. "Because you're here." He said with a frown on his face.

"What's your problem?" Misaki snapped, "You were trying to get at me a few minutes ago and now you're angry that I'm near you! Are you bipolar or something?"
"You're annoying." Replied back.

Misaki crossed her arms over her chest. "I'm soooo sorry that you don't get your way!" She said sarcastically, "It's not like I like you any better then the other men in the world's population."

"So you hate all me?" He said.

Misaki looked at him. "No, I just don't like their personalities and their stupid coincided attitudes."
Usui walked over to Misaki until his lips were only a few inches away from hers. "The ultimate question is…is your hatred for us males so bad that you have the urge to kill us?"

Misaki looked stunned for a moment and couldn't give a reply. Usui smirked. "I knew it." He whispered and took a few steps back, "If I were to take away your first kiss, you wouldn't do anything about it."
Misaki stepped forward and threw a punch at Usui put before it could reach his left cheek, there was barking to the side. Misaki put her arm down and looked around. "Hinata?" She called.

Hinata came from behind a flower stem and trotted over to Misaki. Misaki scratched his head and smiled. "What are you doing here?" She asked.

"As an order from the queen." Hinata said happily, "I'm here to protect you from any threat."

Misaki pointed her thumb at Usui. "You can start with him." She said.

Usui looked at Hinata. "Why didn't the queen send Shizuko instead?" Usui asked.

Hinata growled. "I don't know." He said as he trotted round Misaki, "But, whatever the reason it wasn't my choice."
Misaki smiled and petted Hinata which made his tail wag wildly. Misaki looked at Usui. "What kind of tea party are we going to?" Misaki asked.

"A happy un-birthday." He replied as he continued to walk.

Misaki and Hinata followed behind Usui. "What's a happy un-birthday?" She asked.

"It's when you celebrate the days of someone who died!" Hinata said in triumph.

"Wrong." Usui said, "It's when you celebrate every day before someone's birthday…never on their birthday."

"Whose birthday is coming up?" Misaki asked.

"Mine." Usui replied.

"How old are you turning?"

Usui shrugged. "Don't know." She said.

Misaki frowned. "Well you're probably turning eighteen." Misaki said happily.

"And why eighteen out of all years?"
"Because I'm seventeen and you look you're the same age as me."
"Is that so?" He said.

Misaki frowned. "What's that suppose to mean?"

"Nothing." He said and stopped walking, "You have another question on your mind correct?"

Misaki nodded her head. "Do you have a un-birthday every day except your birthday?"
Usui sighed. "Yes…as I told you the definition before, "We have a un-birthday party every day except on the day of our birthday."
Misaki's brows knitted together. "Well excuse me." Misaki said sarcastically.

"You're excused." Usui replied and then looked around.

Hinata began to growl. Misaki looked at him. "What's wrong?"

"Cat." He replied.

Misaki looked in the direction that Hinata was looking at and saw just a pair of big green eyes. Slowly a big mouth appeared and the thing smiled widely showing its sharp teeth. Slowly, the outline of the face and body appeared and its purple fur was pasted onto the body. "Cheshire." Hinata growled.

The cat rolled over on the tree branch. "Mutt." He replied and disappeared.

Hinata growled and turned to look at Misaki. "Get off of her." Hinata growled up at Misaki.

Misaki looked confused but then felt the weight of something on her shoulder. She looked to the side to see the cat sitting on her shoulder. "And who might this be?" He asked as he gave a look at Misaki, "Such a plain child."
"None of your concern." Hinata barked.

The cat hissed and turned to Usui. "Are you going to the tea party?" He asked Usui.

"Yes." Usui replied, "As I've always been doing for the past years I've been stuck here. You should know that I am going by now."
"I guess I should have." The Cheshire cat and took another look at Misaki, "You're dress is plain."
Her eye twitched and Hinata growled angrily. "I guess you're the second person to not like something about me." Misaki said while looking at Usui.

He disappeared and sat on top of Usui's hat. "My name is Aoi Hyoudou." The Cheshire Cat said, "As you can tell my last name is the same as the manager of Maid Latte."
"Why is that?" Misaki asked.

"Because the owner is my master." He said bluntly, "Why else would we share the same last name?"
Misaki was about to say something about that inconsiderate cat when there was a loud crash from some where in front of them. "Fire!" Hinata yelped and ran towards the direction of the noise.

Misaki followed him only to hide behind a large flower stem. Misaki looked to see the catastrophic event that was unfolding in front of her very eyes. The flower petals were alight. Shards of glass, porcelain, silverware, and snacks were sprawled and destroyed every where. Men dressed in a white armor searched through the rubbish for something…or someone. Soon, a man on a white stallion with a white saddle sat a blonde haired man with light brown eyes came into the scene. "How many of these dreadful things have you caught?" He asked one of the men in a white armored suit. "A rat, a rabbit, and a mutt." He said.

"I am not a rat!" Yelled the mouse, "I'm a mouse.

"Silence!" The man on the stallions yelled.

Misaki balled her hand into a fist. She was about to go out when she felt a hand wrap around her arm. "If you go out there, you'll be captured as well." He whispered into her ear.

Misaki turned around and tried to give him a right hook but, he caught her arm. "So you just want me to sit around and watch them be taken to who knows where?" Misaki asked, "Is that what you're planning to do?"
"Yes." Usui said plainly, "Hurry up or they'll see us."
Misaki slapped his arm away and walked into the clearing. "Let them go!" She screamed.

All the men turned and looked at Misaki. "Run!" Hinata barked, "While you still have a chance!"
"Shut up mutt!" One of the men in white yelled.

It only made Misaki's blood bubble even more. The man on the white stallion had the horse trot over to her. "Look at what we have here men." He said.

"Let them go." Misaki said once more.

"Did you hear the woman?" The man said, "She said let go of those dreadful creatures!"

They all started laughing. Misaki frowned. "I wasn't kidding." She said, "Unhand them or you'll face the terrible wrath of Misaki Ayuzawa."

They laughed hysterically. "What can a mere girl do to us?" The man on the stallion asked, "Seize her!"
Two men came up to Misaki and grabbed her arms. "You idiot." Usui said as he watched Misaki being seized. Suddenly, there was a loud scream from the two men. Everyone turned to see that the were both of the ground and Misaki was looking satisfied. "I can do a lot to the likes of you." Misaki said to the man on the stallion. "Who ever can seize that woman can get one hundred gold pieces!"
The men became thrilled and charged at Misaki. Usui watched with a smile one his face. "This will be fascinating to watch." He thought.