I'm back with this story, and pretty quick too.

I'm not adding anyone else to be in love with Naruto. It would be more like Naruto having an unwanted harem, but Naruto won't love them. But seeing as how Naruto is going to be, I wouldn't expect much. If you don't like it, get over it.

Lets get this shit over with.

(scene: Naruto's penthouse)

"Ugh. Man, yesterday was crazy!" Naruto groaned as he sat up on his bed, wearing a white tank top and black boxers. Naruto looked and noticed something, Kaguya and Alma weren't with there. He started to look around with a bit of worry in his heart. But that worry soon disappeared as he found a note on the table.

It says: Dear Naruto

"Me and Alma are currently traveling the Elemental Nations. The reason why is that Alma wanted to know more about this land, and it could be useful or helpful to her. Don't worry, well be back soon. And if your hungry, I left you a fruit in the refrigerator. It really good and it might be helpful for you."

Naruto gave a huge sigh of relief. The thought of him being alone is something that he could not even bare to handle. Before he could put the letter down, he saw that there was more written on the note.

P.S. "Alma says get ready."

'Get ready for what?'

P.S.S "Get ready."

Naruto thought the same thing again as he wonders what was going to happen, but he shook his head as he put the note down. Feeling his stomach grumbling, Naruto decided that he would eat the Fruit now. So he goes over to the fridge and opens it to find the fruit that Kaguya was talking about. It certainly look exotic to Naruto and it was bigger than a full grown watermelon. He slowly pick up the fruit and examines. It didn't have a smell to it, so he couldn't tell whether it was good or bad.

Deciding to bite the bullet, Naruto took a bit out of it. Surprisingly, it was the very good. It was the best thing thing he had in years. But little did he know, the fruit he was eating is the the shinju fruit. Once Naruto finished eating it, he felt something tingling going through his body. He felt hot, extremely hot. Almost as if he was set on fire.

Suddenly, he started to clutch his head in agony. His spiky dark blond hair became longer. Long enough to go past his shoulders. The bottom half of his hair became pure white. His eyes turned into purple. Then it started to shift between the Hyuuga's byakugan. In the middle of his forehead, he had a third eye that was just like Kaguya's. Once the hot feeling was gone, he ran to the bathroom to see what happen to him.

Once he saw his changes, he could not help but be amazed by his new looks. He looked better then his previous look. He felt as though he was being to look like Kami, for he is Kami.

"Zehahahahaha! Thank you so much Kaguya-chan!" He thanked Kaguya even though she wasn't home yet.

"We're home!" Speak of the devil.

"Welcome back!" Naruto returned the greeting as he left the bathroom. Noticing the changes, Kaguya and Alma were holding themselves back, trying not to jump on the Naruto. "Did you learning anything new?" Naruto asked with generous curiosity. Alma held out hand. Naruto blink in confusion, but he realized that she would show him if he grabbed her hand.

Once he grabbed her hand, he saw... visions. The visions were about Alma. How she was experimented by Armacham Technology Corporation. How she was used because her psychic abilities. How her first two children were taken away from her. How she was left behind to rot in that abandoned building. How people tried to take her out. How she got pregnant with a new child. How Armacham Technology Corporation tried to kill her and take her third. Lastly, how she Armacham Technology Corporation, but with the price of all her children.

Once Naruto left go her hand, he looked at her face to see that she was crying tears of blood. As he couldn't handle the sight, he pulled her into a deep huge, soothing her as she cried silently in his chest.

"Don't worry, I won't abandon you. You to Kaguya. I won't abandon you to even if my life depended on it. That's a promise." And he wasn't going back on his promised.

"Now you're just like us./Now you're just like us." Kaguya and Alma said as Naruto broke off the hug.

"What do you mean by that?" Naruto said as he had his hand up, causing a dimensional rift open right above his hand. His eyes widen at what he just did. He looked into the rift as he saw it acted as a mirror. He noticed that his right eyes was a warm honeysuckle, just like Alma's. Now, one-third of his hair was a dark blonde, another third was now pitch black, the last third was still pure white.

"Whoa!? This is definitely new!" Naruto said as the dimensional rift closed.

"You ate the fruit, right?" Kaguya asked, which Naruto nodded in response. "Then your just like me." Kaguya shortly explained, which made Naruto's eyes widen.

"When you gasped my hand and saw my past, I made you like me." Naruto eyes widened again.

The thought of him being like them made him extremely happy. It was now proof, undeniable proof, that he was Kami. Anyone that was below him would not stop him now. Naruto could laugh right now, but he noticed that it's now time for the academy to start.

"As much as I want to stay around and celebrate this new revelation. I have to get to the academy and show them the might of Kami." Naruto said as he went to a drawer and put on a pair of black gloves. " so is their anything you want to-" Naruto voiced droned as he noticed Kaguya was putting red lipstick and Alma was putting on black lipstick.

"We told you to get ready, didn't we?" Kaguya said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"You know what? I think I'm good with just my tank top, boxers, and gloves. So I'm leaving early." Naruto said as he quickly walked to the opened door, but was soon stopped by the tight grip of Alma.

"You're not getting away that easy." Alma said sweetly, a little to sweetly.

"Get ready Naruto, because we're not holding back~!"

"SHIT!" Naruto cursed as he was pulled back, with the now opened door closing slowly, with a creeping creek.

(scene change: academy)

Konoha's Academy, a place for children to prepare for a career of being a shinobi or kunoichi to protect and serve their village. In the classroom being headed by chūnin Iruka Umino and Mizuki were the next generation of potential ninja that would be united under the "Will of Fire", in this particular class held the most notable students in the Academy. Sitting in the front row was Menma Uzumaki-Namikaze with his best friend Kiba Inuzuka, son of the Inuzuka clan head. Beside them were Menma's sisters, Mito and Natsuko Uzumaki-Namikaze with their best friends Yakumo Kurama and Hinata Hyuga. Next to them were the Uchiha twins Sasuke and Satsuki, their usual scowls present. Behind them in the second row, were best friends Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi, sons of the Nara and Akimichi clan heads respectively. Next to them sat Ino Yamanaka, daughter of the Yamanaka clan and Sakura Haruno, the daughter of a renown civilian family; best friends and "rivals in love" for the affection of two most popular boys in the class. Finally in the last row of the room sat the quietest individuals of the class; Shino Aburame, son of the Aburame clan head. An isle next to Shino sat Sai, a quiet and artistic individual with no known family.

As Iruka and Mizuki called rolled, they reached to their last student. "And lastly..." Iruka looked at the name carefully. This didn't seemed right to him. The hokage did say that this student is his oldest soon. But the last name is completely different. "Naruto... Pariah?"

Every student including Mizuki was looking at him with confusion. The students last name is Pariah? While the Uzumaki Namikaze siblings were wondering why did Naruto changed his last name. He wasn't kicked out of the clan. There no way that their Tou-san and Kaa-san would do that! right?

"Naruto Pariah! Is Naruto Pari-" Iruka was interuppted by a door slammed. He quickly looked over to see Naruto with his back against the door, panting. His tank top and boxers were all winkle and looks if hands were grabbing it, trying to pull his clothes off. There are claw marks that travels down his arm and claw marks goes across his tank top. And his hair is a mess and what looks like red and black lipstick is all over his face.

"Are you okay?" Mizuki asked with a little bit of worry.

"Yeah *pant* I'm fine. Did you call my name?" Naruto asked

"You're Naruto Pariah, correct?" This time, Iruka asked. Naruto nodded. "Why are you wearing just that?"

"Because I can! I'm not going back either!"

"Okay I get it. Is there anything else you want to say?"

"Of course." A confident smile formed on Naruto's face. "I am Kami! I am unmatched by all!" Naruto proudly admitted. There was silence. No said anything, which made Naruto believe that everyone was in aw. But that soon left after almost everyone in the just started to laugh at him. Having to be annoyed by the laughter, Naruto release a godly aura and a white and black chakra that cause all the student, teachers, and nearby Anbu to choke, as well as shaking up Konoha for people to believe it's an earthquake.

The earthquake and godly aura quickly stopped. "Who told any of you to laugh. I am Kami! Those who dare laugh at Kami will face dire consequences." Naruto said in a bone chilling voice that meant business. "You lesser being are truly boring." Naruto went up to the very back of the seat as he looked out the window. Naruto put his head down as soon he saw Alma looking at him from the roof, putting her black lipstick again.

Unknown to most of in the academy (except Naruto), The hokage, jonins, and clans heads were looking in the hokages crystal ball, AFTER the earthquake has ending. So they have no idea how or where that chakra came from.

With that, the hours went on. As the many students were ACTUALLY listening to Iruka, and unconsciously sliding away from Naruto, as they didn't want to piss him off. The only one who was brave enough to slide near him was Natsuko. But that soon stopped as Naruto gave a look of curiosity, but the look actually said is 'DON'T YOU EVEN DARE!' Which caused her to stopped.

As the day was half way, the class had a lunch break. Naruto made it known to everyone to not come next to him, even though his was hungry. He could probably take some food at light speed. But that idea was gone as the door opened. Everyone looked at the door and couldn't believe their eyes. The guys, even Shino and Sasuke (surprisingly) were blushing, and having a nosebleed. The girls were jealous at how someone could be that beautiful.

She had long white hair that reached her hips. He eyes were a piercing amethyst that could looking into your soul. Her beautiful face had extremely gentle features. She wore an all white kimono. Creamy white skin that many women dream of having. She had a bust size that could make Tsunade jealous. You could by looking at her, she has an amazing body figure. This woman was Kaguya Otsutsuki in her human for with the help of a a highly advance genjutsu.

She was looking around the classroom with a boxed lunch in her hand. That's when her sight landed on Naruto. "There you are, Naruto." This caused everyone to look at Naruto with disbelief. They wondered how could this guy get a woman like that.

"What are you doing here?" Naruto ask in wonders.

"You forgot your lunch at home." She handed him his lunch. "But I mainly wanted to see you. The is so cold without you. I just wish this could end quickly." She noticed that all the lipstick was gone. "You're not suppose to remove the lipstick, Naruto." She leaned over and kiss Naruto on the cheek. The jealous from the guy and rage from the girls was so strong, you could taste it. "I'll pick you up after the academy ends." Kaguya walked off as Naruto kept staring at her retreating figure.

Suddenly, Naruto was grabbed by the collar of tank top. He quickly sees Kiba grabbing tank top with tears in his eyes. "WHAT THE HELL! HOW COULD SOMEONE LIKE YOU GET A WOMEN LIKE THAT! PLEASE TELL ME SHE"S YOUR MOM!" Naruto kneed Kiba in the stomach.

"One: she's not my mom. Two: don't ever touch Kami. Three: Are you jealous or something? Are you mad because I got a woman like that? If you are, you're kinda pitiful." Naruto walked off without a care in the world.

There was one thing that went through everyone's mind.

WHO IS THIS GUY AND HOW IS HE SO LUCKY.

(Short time skip: end of the academy)

"Finally! It's freaking over and done." Naruto said as he stretched his limbs. Seeing as their was nothing left to do, Naruto decided to stand around and wait. He couldn't feel Alma's presence, so he guessed that she was with Kaguya. As he kept waiting, do nothing, He felt five presences coming near him.

"...Is there a reason why you lesser being are trying to get the graces presences of Kami?" Naruto questioned the Uzumaki Namikaze family.

Minato had noticed that his oldest child was not at home anymore. Deciding that it might help mend the relationship that they had, he stopped his son. Over the course, Minato finally had begun to notice that he didn't feel the unease that he used to feel when he saw Naruto. Before, he felt the same way he did about a stranger interacting with his family, but that slowly started to change. At first he was suspicious but as time went on, the feeling of unease completely disappeared and it was replaced with a longing to reconnect with his son. However, his plan to reconnect Naruto with the family failed miserably as they finally noticed that Naruto was not in the house.

"I wanted to ask why did you leave the house without telling us? Do you know how much me and Kushina worried about you?"

Kushina like Minato, lost the apprehension that she used to have when she finally noticed that Naruto was gone. She tried her best to find him and try to reconnect her son.

"The reason why I left is because the presence of you lesser being makes me want to throw up my own intestines." Naruto gave an honest answer which shock the Uzumaki Namikaze family and made Menma sneer at him. But before they could ask him what they mean by that, they were interrupted by someone else.

"There you are." They turned around to see Kaguya with a gentle smile on her face with Alma who was glaring at the Uzumaki Namikaze family. "What's taking you so long, you know I hate waiting." Alma held out her hand, implying for Naruto to come to her. Naruto nodded and walked past them, ignoring the presences all together.

"You're that women that gave Naru-nii that boxed lunch and a kiss on the cheek!" Natsuko exclaimed, which caught the attention of Kushina.

"Natsuko? What do you mean by that? Who is this lady?" Kushina asked in a low and dangerous voice.

"And who are you to be demanding such questions?" Kaguya asked in a calm and cruel tone.

"I'm Naruto's mother!" Kushina's yelled in fury.

"So you're Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze. Naru-chan's "real" mother."

"What do mean by that. Naru-chan is my son, and mine alone. Naru-chan is coming back home with me!"

"Naru-chan's "real" mother. Naru-chan will not return! Out of deep resolve has he decided to come to me. Naru-chan... has chosen me over you." Kaguya said in an empty tone that held a possessive nature.

Thre was a stunning silence at what she just said. "You...!" Kushina angry grew as her hair came to life, her eyes turned pure white. Sensing the ultimate danger, Minato decided to interfere.

"Calm down Kushina. Let me fix this." He looks Naruto. "Naruto, I want you to say good bye to these two. You're apart of our family and clan." Naruto looked at Minato like he was an idiot.

"No I'm not. You kicked me out, remember." Naruto explained. This shock the family.

"No I didn't Naruto. You don't need to lie."

"Yes you did. Yesterday you heard a kids voice, asking you sign something. That kid was me. I gave you a paper saying that you pretty kick me out of the clan. You even signed it with you name and used the hokage's stamp." Naruto explained. Soon, he started to dig into his pocket and pulled out a folded paper. He quickly unfolds it shown it to Minato. "See, here's the proof." The family looked at the paper. It showed Minato's signature and the stamp that was exclusive only to the hokage.

"Now that we got that covered, I'm leaving. Good bye lesser beings." Naruto walked off with Alma and Kaguya attached to his arms. Leaving behind a crying Kushina and Natsuko. Mito feeling sorry for not support her oldest brother in his time of need. Menma glaring at Naruto. Minato trying to sooth his crying wife and daughter.

(scene change: penthouse)

Once Naruto, Alma, and Kaguya was out of sight, they teleported back to the penthouse.

"I swear, those lesser being with never learn do they. The will of me, Kami, is unshakable by things like that." Naruto scoffed.

"It's okay. They will know anguish and despair once where done them." Naruto nodded in agree. "I almost forgot, there's something I wanted to give you." Alma made a solid golden ball that was the size of a baseball appear in her hand. "It may not be much since this is the first time I've given a gift." Naruto took the ball.

"It's actually the greatest gift you gave me. I haven't gotten a gift in so many many years. But... why a golden ball?"

"I thought you could use it for a better use than I could."

Naruto looked at the ball for a second. "GLOAM PADDLING!" Electricity formed around the ball, causing it to disburse into lightning. Then it started to forging into something. Once the electricity died down, It formed into a staff. (AN: the same as Enel's staff)

"Thanks Alma!" Naruto thanked her as he gave her a big hug. She returned the hug, and slowly whispered in his ear. "You're caught." Naruto's eyes widen as he remembers what happened morning.

Kaguya hugged him from behind. "There's no use running."

"Shit." Naruto cursed under his breath as he was taken into their room.

(AN: Since I'm lazy to do a lemon or the rest of the things in the academy, I decided to do a timeskip)

(time skip: two years and scene change: hokage's office)

Inside the office of the Hokage, two figures could be seen discussing a topic that was on the minds of everyone who were associated with the newly graduated genin, that topic being the teams that they would be placed on. Heading the meeting was of course, Minato, being the Hokage he had the final word as to who was on what team with which instructor. Given a record of each individual genin, listing their strengths, weaknesses, special attributes, and other notable traits.

The second was the final of the Densetsu no Sannin, Orochimaru. Orochimaru was once considered a traitor, having been arrested after suspicion about what went on in the lab that he operated. Having no doubts about his innocence, he willingly let the anbu squad led by Minato and Jiraiya search his lab. However, what he didn't expect was to be attacked by his best friend and Minato then have suppression seals put on him. At first he was outraged, demanding why he was being arrested, but soon that anger turned into shock as he was saw what was inside of his lab. His lab, normally spotless and sterile, was covered in blood and gore. At first, he thought it was a genjutsu that someone had placed on him but after futilely trying to release it, he knew that it wasn't an illusion. After he was taken to Ibiki Morino for interrogation.

Though, after he asked that they have Inochi Yamanaka to prove his innocence by reviewing the past few hours of his life they apologized and released the seals on him. During the interrogation, they had found that it his second apprentice Kabuto who had framed him. Kabuto had been stealing information and resources from his lab for his personal use. Though, they were unable to find Kabuto even with multiple squads of anbu dispatched throughout the village. But that soon changed once Naruto came into his office with Kabuto, with ice sword pierce through his legs and half of his face melted off. He kept repeated 'please kill me' in a fearful tone.

Minato asked how did Naruto find him. He just replied with 'I am Kami! None can escape from my sight.' In reality, Naruto used his observation haki to find him as soon as Kabuto left the village.

After the incident, Minato and Jiraiya apologized for their mistake, Jiraiya espeically. However, he brushed them off saying that they were only doing their duty and that he would have done the same. Originally he was bitter and angry that his sensei and the Sandaime Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, had chosen Minato as the Yondaime. But after Hiruzen talked to him about his reason, he grudgingly accepted. But slowly, he grew to like the boy thanks in part to Jiraiya forcing him out of his lab to meet with him for a drink from time to time. Now, he was the head of the Torture and Interrogation Force and main consultant when it came to building teams as he oversaw all outgoing genin from the Academy and had some insight as to what went on inside of their minds due to his position.

Minato, Jiraiya and orochimaru thanked Naruto, which he replied by saying 'I'm not as useless as you are. Whoever calls you the best must have stupid to not realize my greatness.' Naruto disappears in a flash of light, which shocked the three of them.

"That being said Minato, what do you think of those for the potential team builds?" Orochimaru asked, showing Minato a diagram with multiple different team compositions, ranging from tracking, assault, and support. After pointing out the candidates that would only be able to fill one role due to their skill set, he brought out a chart showing the candidates that could fill multiple roles in a squad.

"So far the teams look great, thank you Orochimaru!" Minato expressed his sincere thanks, as squad building in the past was a difficult process of basically putting genin together and seeing if they would work or not. But with Orochimaru, squads that have been assembled with his insight have had a 94.7% rate of successful squad dynamics. "But I am concerned about one thing."

Orochimaru was a little suprised as usually Minato almost never any qualms over the suggestions that he made, though he had a sneaking suspicion as to what it was about. "What's your concern Minato? It's over your children isn't it?" His suspicions were validated when Minato rubbed the back of his head in embarassment.

Minato voiced his confusion as to why his oldest wasn't included on the possible squad list. "Yeah, you hit it right on the mark Orochimaru. I wanted to know I didn't see Naruto's name on any of the squad suggestions that you showed me." After hearing his question, Orochimaru sighed.

"Minato, you and I both know that your oldest son was treated like he never existed by both his family and the village, myself included. Though we both know that, because of that he started to proclaimed himself to a Kami." Orochimaru stated, seeing how Minato was about to retort. "Do you know how he performed in the Academy Minato?"

After hearing the question, Minato frowned and nodded his head. "I do Orochimaru, from what I hear from practically everyone, he's the best out of every student in the Academy. Even more so then the students who are serious on becoming ninja. His performance on the written and physical exams bring nothing but perfection, it's actually a miracle that he has not become a ninja so early." Minato said, his voice thick with guilt and shame as he was not there to help him.

"That being said, have you ever seen his actual scores and performance on the written and physical exams?" Seeing Minato shake his head in the negative, Orochimaru took out Naruto's file and handed it to Minato. After taking it and opening, he didn't see what Orochimaru was trying to hint at. Though he did wince when he saw how poorly his son did. Seeing that Minato didn't get it, Orochimaru could only sigh. "You don't see it do you Minato, isn't it suspicious that his grades are always perfect? How on every single exam, physical and written, he has managed to score 100's, even though he said that has never studied. That alone warrants suspicion, it's as if he is deliberately placing himself at a all time high in order to conceal his strengths or people to believe that is his limits are at mine? Now that I'm thinking about it more clearly, I'm sure that he's intentionally hiding his skills. Though for what reason, I'm not sure of." Orochimaru said, his brows furrowed in thought.

Minato just couldn't wrap his mind around why his oldest would intentionally make people believe that he is as skilled as Orochimaru was making him out to be. "But why would make people believe that his skills are finally at a limit? If he has the skill, why doesn't he show them to everyone? It sounds as if you're making him out to be a prodigy, if he was, he'd be something even more dangerous! More dangerous than a monster? Is that what you're saying? My son is a monster in human disguise."

"That's why I didn't place him with any of squads that I made Minato. I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but my personal assessment of him is that he's a potential flight risk. He trusts no one in the village except that woman and little girl and because of that has no loyalty or love for anyone else or konoha either." As soon as Orochimaru finished his assessment, he was met with an angry and accusatory glare from Minato.

"What are you implying Orochimaru? Are you saying that my son is a potential threat to his squad mates and sensei, and a threat to the village?" Minato wasn't happy that Orochimaru thought of his son as a threat to the safety of his ninja and village. He knew that his some wasn't treated the best, but he wouldn't turn on the village. Would he?

He would.

Seeing that Minato was feeling conflicted on this matter, Orochimaru relented. "Minato, I'll assign Naruto to a squad on the condition that my apprentice be his sensei. Not only because I trust her and you trust me, but she's one of the only people in the village that would be able to assess his mental state from observation alone. The only others being myself, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Ibiki, and Shizune. But I don't think that they should be removed from their posts for one genin, even if that genin is possibly unstable and your son."

Minato thought about the situation deeply, on one hand he wanted to trust his instincts that his son wasn't a threat but considering that Orochimaru said about him trusting no one was undoubtedly true, eventually, he had to place his village over his son as much as it pained him to do so. "Alright Orochimaru, let's go with your plan. I'll trust that Anko won't be too... Anko, right?" Seeing Orochimaru's wry smile in return, he could only hope that his son doesn't get pushed to the edge by his sensei.

"Well now that we have that settled, let's rebuild the squads then. Starting with the ones who have the most flexibility in regards to possible positions." As he brought out a rooster and proceeded to highlight and circle prime individuals. He could only hope that this could end well, and boy was he so wrong.

The end of this chapter. There's another one coming up soon.

Orochimaru's good in this story. Why? Because I can bitch. Don't like it, get over it.

I'm going to say this, The uchiha massacre didn't happen and the kumo kidnapping didn't happen. Might as well do something new, right?

That's it for now.

Bye :)