Oh my, it has been so long. I got my other author and we co-conspired this chapter for you...

So first Marry Christmas and a Happy NEW YEAR! For those of you who haven't heard the song '12 days of Christmas' I want you to know that Christmas was intended to be celebrated over 12 days, starting Dec 25 and ending Jan 6.

Second The Grim Weasley is the host of this chapter. Written by the great Loony-1995! Thank you Loony-1995

Also, slight cussing, only a word or three, hope that doesn't bother anyone.

ENJOY!

I DON'T OWN!

"Hello," on a stage was The Grim Reaper, not a grim reaper, but 'The' Grim Reaper, the one who ordered everyone else around; he was the Head of them all. His hood was up and he carried a long, sharp scythe. His voice was jolly and positive; you could imagine that under the cloak was a fat, round smiley man who liked talking and laughing. You could imagine that he died of laughter.

Before he could continue though, A cloud of smoke filled the room.

"What happened?" A voice asked angrily.

"I don't know." Another voice said in confusion. The smoke cleared, showing the grim reapers gathered in the room.

"But I don't think we are in Kansas anymore." The second voice said as she looked around the room.

One head snapped round as soon as she heard the voices.

"OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Yelled a small woman with a short, brown bob and dark brown eyes; Auther had always thought she looked a bit like a mouse.

"Do you not know how long I have spent working on this?" She gestured to the dark surroundings and all of the grim reapers, who were now all staring at the jumbled group. Auther went to answer but a glare from the mouse cut her short.

"BLOODY AGES." She screamed out.

The woman angrily placed her hands on her hips. "Well? I'm waiting, Auther." But it was Potter who cut in.

"Is that Weasley?" His voice shook slightly as he pointed towards one of the caped figures.

"Yes." The woman answered him.

"Why is he-?" Potter started but he was cut off.

"You could have made him a little smarter, is he a Huffelpuff!Harry?" Said the mousy woman as she looked at Auther. "Because he's a grim reaper." She told him coldly.

"But that-" Potter looked a little freaked.

"He's dead." The woman said bluntly.

"But-" Potter stammered out but was cut off.

"You could have added a little Sherlock in - help the boy out a bit." She tutted at Auther.

"Have you not explained fan fiction to the poor sod?" There was a pause.

"Erm... Yes... twice actually..." Auther mumbled out in embarrassment.

"Twice?" Storia asked incredulously.

"Yes twice." Auther said before opening her mouth to say something, but being cut off by Storia.

"Did he not get it the first time?" She asked. She was looking at Harry annoyed.

"No, but-" Auther started to say before getting cut off once again.

"Erm, would someone mind explaining this to me?" Ron had shuffled forward and was staring at the other version of himself.

"Ha ha, now there is a good reason for this." Auther said nervously as she rubbed her neck.

"Well?" Storia asked, her arms crossed and her foot tapping the ground annoyed.

"Well... I can't explain it. I think Ravenclaw!Ron said that I was stuck." Auther said as she let out a nervous chuckle.

"That's it! I'll call Ravenclaw!Ron!" Auther said in excitement.

"No!" Granger exclaimed. "He is going to give us the exact same speech! Word for word." She said as she crossed her arms angrily.

Ron got closer to the group.

"I swear. It's like he hasn't seen himself in a mirror before." Granger said as she glared at the boy. "If so then I think that you should think about the comments you made about Potter, no matter how true they are, and look at your own 'characters' before demeaning other Ladies'," Granger said with a huff.

"Granger. You don't speak to the Lady in control of hundreds of grim reapers like that." Auther said as she failed the shut the girl up.

"No please, I want to hear her defend Harry more." Malfoy said with a grin.

"Ah, Slytherins - I quite like those." Storia seemed to soften a bit. "Not you though." She glared at Harry.

"I'm not a Slytherin." Potter said, his comment ignored by everyone except Malfoy.

"Now, now Storia, let's not stir the whole 'I-hate-Harry-Potter' thing up again... please? PLEASE!" Auther begged barely keeping herself from going into hysterics.

"Oh, Lady Storia, please do." Smirked Granger.

"Let's just say in Storia's dimensions, it never ends well for Harry." Auther gave a small smile and a nervous chuckle.

"To be honest, it never really ends well for anyone in my dimensions." Storia smirked.

There was a small pause, as the group looked at each other nervously.

"What's going to happen to me?" Asked Ron, suddenly aware that the small woman in front of him had control.

"You'll just have to wait and find out won't you!" Storia gave a wicked smile.

"So, Auther." Storia turned to said lady.

"Yes...?" Auther asked as she surveyed her options; run like hell hounds were biting at her heels or wait and see if Storia would let out her hell hounds just for the fun of it.

"Why haven't you fucked off yet?" She asked with a growl.

"Uh... I don't know. The last time I tried, we ended up in Writton's dimension." Auther said as she looked around the room.

"This is the Grim Weasley story correct?" Auther asked as she took in the scene.

"Yeah, that's where you've ended up." Storia said as she looked proudly around the dimension she had created.

"Ron died and is now a grim! Good times." She gave a small content sigh.

"I would quite like to get back to my own dimension." Storia turned and glared at Auther.

"Not that yours isn't an awesome dimension, it's one of the most awesomests..." Auther said, "See, it even allowed me to make up a new word!" Auther said with a grin.

"Close your eyes." Storia said with a roll of her own eyes.

"Why?" Asked Auther, who was suddenly in high alert.

"This is my dimension, so I can put you out of it." Storia told them as she glared at Auther, who was blinking innocently and trying not to grin like an idiot.

"Yay!" Auther cheered and jumped up with her fist held high, before stopping in midair and looking confused.

"Wait, where will we go?" She asked childishly.

"That's not my problem." Storia shrugged.

Auther nodded and floated back down, stopping at three feet off the ground and sitting in midair with her legs crossed.

She looked around one last time, noting that the other four had already closed their eyes, Granger with a frown.

"Okay, I am going to trust you right now. But if I end up dead, you will hear from my lawyer." Auther said as she closed her eyes.

There was a pause. Auther began to slowly open one eye.

"I said close your eyes!" Commanded Storia, Auther snapped her eye shut.

There was a loud bang and Auther felt a tight pain in her chest. Smoke began to fill her throat. The others were loudly coughing as well; she opened her eyes.

"I'll hand it to her... I didn't think it was going to work." said Granger. Auther nodded as she took in her surroundings; they weren't with Storia and her grim reapers but they weren't home either.

"Where did we land this time?"

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Mars