There's always a time and place for everything right? Today's prank was no exception to that rule. Oh? Who am I you ask? The name is Tomoya Okazaki and if you went to my school you'll know that my name is associated with the word delinquent. "Okazaki you sure this is going to work out?" asked Sunohara. Youhei Sunohara was my partner in crime; he was a good friend and a loveable idiot.
"Sure Sunohara this plan is fool-proof unless the red demon senses it." I'd re-assure him. Now to be honest…I knew this plan was going to fail ever since Sunohara drew it up. All his plans blow up in his face, actually one plan took that statement literally but that's a story for another day. Now the plan was that as soon as the redhead opens her locker that a pie is to spring out and hit her in the face. Thanks to a kind friend we were able to get into her locker without much trouble. Now usually the red head doesn't open her locker until school is over for some odd reason but today with a nice little distraction we'll get her to open it in a hurry. Oh no here she comes…with Fujibayashi? No time to even worry about that as Sunohara pulled me to safety.
"Once we hear her scream we'll walk out and ask what's wrong." Sunohara said with confidence. It was that over confidence that scares me the most about this plan. Now we heard a scream but the both of us could tell it wasn't from Tamaki-san. We'd run around the corner and putting on the best frantic face that I could as we ran around the corner. Phew it only hit a random student in face. She looked familiar though. I looked over to Sunohara who decided to take the lead and talk to the girls.
"Whoa who tried to pull one on Tamaki-san?" Sunohara asked. Idiot why didn't you say what just happened?
"Probably my brother Saito…ugh as much as I love him he really needs to stop doing this." Ayane said calmly. Wow I'm surprised she isn't fuming right now but Ayane Tamaki is full of surprises.
"This day couldn't get any worse…as wrong as I feel about this we really need to get going…Hey pie girl what's your name?" Kyou Fujibayashi asked.
"K-K-Kotomi Ichinose" She said. Well with Kyou's way of doing things I'm not surprised she got scared. Actually now that I think about it, how come she hasn't gotten the pie out of her hair? Anyhow I guess I should be the one to point out Kyou's statement about this day getting worse.
"How is today a bad day?" I asked, I was actually looking at Tamaki-san at this point because they were talking with a serious face when we hid.
"Let me tell you Okazaki…apparently zombies are taking over the damn world and we can't rely on the government because they're too busy trying to save themselves." Ayane said. I could see the fire spark in her eyes as she said this.
"You expect me to believe you?" I said instantly. I'm no idiot; there is no way in hell zombies are taking over the world. But Ayane pulled out some pictures on her phone from different areas of Japan with zombie outbreaks. There was even a brief news report. So…the world is coming to a end? Jeez life, why do you want to kill me now…couldn't give me a dead wife and sick child or something? Okay let's not think like that actually because I wouldn't want that either.
"So then…shouldn't we leave before mass hysteria passes over the school causing a panic so unprecedented that looting, rioting and anarchy will occur?" Kotomi interjected. That was smart…she must be a book worm. I looked and Ayane nodded in agreement with her. Well I guess in this case she would be our group's leader, I mean after all Tamaki-chan has pulled us out of some really crazy situations that should never happen to anyone on the face of this planet. But of course I'm probably mistaken, for all I know someone could be involved with Aliens, time travelers, and espers. I mean seeing as how zombies can freaking take over the world I wouldn't be surprised if they were real.
"So if we leave where do we go?" I questioned. Knowing Tamaki-chan she probably thought about this already.
"The Furukawa Bakery is currently a good place to go, there's a tunnel that will lead us out of the area and to a LZ point for extraction." Ayane said calmly.
"Extraction?" Sunohara asked.
"As in we'll get picked up" Kotomi said. Nice way to dumb it down for my idiot of a friend/.
"Right so grab anyone you find important and meet me in front of the school gates in about 5 minutes" Ayane said. Wow so that was the plan? Grab a random person who looks actually important and just go and let millions of innocents die? Reality check, I can't really help them neither would I actually attempt to. In the allotted time, Sunohara and I approached the gate and we could see the group already there.
"Sorry for being late." I said trying to be as kind as possible.
"Its fine Okazaki, we were just figuring out, how we'll deal with them." Ayane said pointing at the crowd of zombies. Well this doesn't look good at all until we heard a giant explosion coming in from behind the group of zombies. As the smoke cleared I could see one of my teachers's holding a gun in her hand. Umm whatever the hell happened to Japanese Gun laws?
"Rin-Chan!" Ayane yelled. Chan? Is that anyway to greet you're elder? Rin Tamaki, A blue haired beauty with a bunch of figure. Cockroach antenna's in her hair, and a big bust to top it all off. Her temper is a large as her breast.
"Ah okay, so Ayane, the two Fujibayashi's, Ichinose, The two delinquents, and Miyazawa? This should be entertaining." Rin said simply. From the looks of things we'll survive right? I looked over to the red head only to notice that she pulled out a fire arm herself. What has this world come to?