Snake-Queen: Well procrastination is quite a fun thing to do, isn't it? -She said while covered in scratches from the fangirls-
SkyYuki101: *In a military uniform* They're out there man….
Snake-Queen: I'm scared dude. -Snake-Queen was still in the bush from last chapter- Continuity is very important to me.
SkyYuki101: We just need to update for them- *steps onto pressure trap* Crud…
Snake-Queen: That's not good. So before we die let me just say, WE ARE NOT JK ROWLING! If we were, Umbridge would not even exist, for she is a bitch.
SkyYuki101: *Takes foot off of trap then ends up in cage* What she said….*Holding onto bars*
Griphook sighed. He wondered how to explain this to the concerned Aunt. Petunia stared at Griphook, what could be so bad about this thing?
"A horcrux is when someone commits the act of splitting their soul and attaching their soul piece into an item. It is quite rare for someone to become a horcrux. We will have to purge the horcrux out of Harry, luckily the purge will take out the blocks on his core as well." Griphook answered. Petunia gasped.
"Who would make such a thing?" She asked, flabbergasted at the thought. She clutched Harry to her chest when he sent an innocent smile to his Aunt. "Especially a baby!" She stated with anger. Petunia looked at the Goblin across from her. "Is the way to get rid of it painful?"
Griphook shook his head. "No it won't, because it hasn't been present in his body for to long." He said with confidence, he grabbed a rock off of his desk and whispered to it in a different language. He placed it on the desk and looked at the Muggle across from him. "We should have the ritual room prepared in a few minutes."
Petunia nodded her head in thanks before fixing her hold on Harry. The toddler giggled and changed his hair to match Petunia's. She smiled at the child's antics. She looked up when a Goblin in white robes entered looking angry. "What do you mean there is a HORCRUX IN IN A CHILD?" She said with a look of rage.
Griphook looked at the Healer and bowed his head in respect. "Head Healer Gorluff," he looked nervous at the anger on the Head Healer's face. Petunia gulped in fear.
"Well Harry here," Petunia gestures to the toddler. "Seems to have a horcrux in his head."
Gorluff growled and went up to the woman who was holding . "Do we know who put that abomination in this child?" She said to Griphook. Griphook nodded his head and handed her the paper that had the names. The Healer read over the paper and her expression darkened. "Oh Dumbles and the leech think they could do this do they." She hissed in Gobbledygook which caused Petunia to flinch at the harsh sound. Gorluff took a calming breath and turned to Petunia, "Mrs. Dursley I'm going to take Harry to the ritual chamber." Gorluff held her arms out to be handed the child.
Petunia looked at the Goblin with wariness, "Why can't I go with him." She saw the Goblin give her a look of approval.
"Well it is for both the safety of you and the youngling." She stated taking the child out of the woman's arms. "Due to you not having magic you could be endangered if his magic lashes out. Don't worry we will be out soon." Gorluff said as she left the room holding the giggling Harry.
"Mrs. Dursley would you like to start the paperwork so you'll be Harry's Muggle guardian?" Griphook asked. Petunia nodded her head as the paperwork was carried in by a younger Goblin.
"Sir Lord Black has received your missive and is in the lobby would like him escorted here?"
"Yes bring him in." Griphook said as he sat across from Petunia as the younger Goblin left. They waited in silence until the door busted open and a man wearing black skinny jeans and a shirt that had the band KISS on it. Petunia knew who this was and stayed still seeing how this would play out.
"WHERE IS MY BAMBI!" The man screeched. He turned to see Petunia sitting down and his eyes widened slightly. "How did you get here?" The man asked in pure confusion.
"Sirius sit down you overgrown man child." Petunia said with an eye roll. Said man child sat on the other chair disbelieving that Petunia would say that to him. She studied him and saw that he looked like hell. "I'm here because some idiot thought it would be smart to tell me my sister died through a letter, and to leave here child on my doorstep in the middle of the night with just a blanket."
Sirius had a look of rage and was about to start one of his rants when he was interrupted by Griphook. "Lord Black now that you are here you can authorize the unlocking of Lord and Lady Potter's will." The Goblin said pulling out a crystal that all clients had been buying lately due to the war. Sirius just nodded his head showing the he was ready for the will to be shown. Griphook then placed his finger on an activation ruin to start the message.
James and Lily's appeared in smokey forms.
"We, Lord James Charlus Potter and Lady Lily Rose Potter nee Evans being of sound mind and Magic hereby make this our Last will and Testament. All previous Will's are hereby void." The apparitions said together.
Lily's apparition had begin to speak,"First off, In regards of the care of our child Harry James Potter he is to be raised in a duel custody arrangement by one Sirius Orion Black and Petunia Dursley nee Evans. The arrangement shall be discussed between the both of them."
"Under NO circumstances should Harry be raised by the following: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Severus Snape, or anyone thought to be a Death Eater." Added in James's with a frown.
"Secondly, If we have died under during the war-" Lily was then interrupted by James shouting, "IT WAS THAT RAT PETER PETTIGREW'S FAUL-" He was then stopped by a punch to his stomach and his wife glaring at him.
"James let me speak. As I was saying please notify the Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement or Alastor Moody. It was under no circumstances Sirius Black's fault." Lily stated.
"We switched Secret Keepers to throw off suspicions. Albus Dumbledore was a witness to this." James said rubbing his stomach with a pained look.
"Lastly, we leave Remus J. Lupin 50,000 Galleons Sirius make sure he spends this on himself or invests it for him to use." Said both James and Lily together.
"We also leave Petunia a monthly allowance of £350 to help take care of Harry," Lily said looking sad at the thought of not raising her child.
"Well hopefully we won't need this but if so… Goodbye." They said as the message ended.
Griphook looked at the two people across from him when the message ended, he saw both of them with sad look on their faces. "Lord Black we'll be sure to sent copies of this to the head of the Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement right away." He said grabbing a copying stone and copying the part of the Will that stated who the secret keeper was.
"I will leave the both of you to discuss the living arrangements of young Harry." He states as he got up out of his desk and left the room. The two adults began the lengthy discussion on how the duel custody of Harry would work.
The ritual room was a vast room that had runes carved into the floor in the center. Harry looked around curiously and saw a group of Goblins that held staffs. Harry giggled and reached for the Goblins. Gorluff smirked as the other Healers looked at the wizarding child in confusion, usually they would be screaming in fear from seeing them. Gorluff went to the center of the ritual circle and placed Harry down. She looked at the curious and said in a serious tone, "Now youngling you stay here." Harry looked at the Goblin and nodded his head in understanding.
"We're ready Ma'am," said a random healer. She nodded her head and took out a white diamond from her robes, then placed it in a circle opposite of circle. This circle has many runes surrounding it to contain whatever came from the bigger circle. She walked away from Harry and went to a podium that had an old book on it. The book was opened to a page and the writing was strange symbols, which were known as Gobbledygook. She began to read the page out loud.
Gorluff had been chanting for half an hour when the ritual showed that it was working. She watched as a black cloud raised from Harry's scar. The black cloud began to scream as Gorluff continued on with her passage. The cloud attempted to get back into Harry, but was stopped when a dome blocked it from getting to the child. The dark cloud then screamed again as it was sucked into the diamond.
Gorluff went towards the toddler who was now looking sleepy, and picked him up. She glanced at the now black diamond which looked to be absorbing the light around it, and gestured for one of the other healers to take it away. "Youngling it looks like you will have a unique life." She laughed as the child snuggled into her hold. Groluff started to leave the ritual room after examining the child and saw everything was as it should be.
Somewhere in an office in Scotland a handful of silver instruments stopped spinning for just a moment. Had the long bearded owner been there he would know that his plans would have needed to be fixed. Sadly, he was not in his office but was partying in the nearby village.
Petunia looked relieved as she exited the Bank three hours after she had first entered. Sirius had decided with her that it was for the best for her to keep HaRry over the next few days. Little did she know the surprise unlocking the will of James and Lily would cause for the old Geezer.
Snake-Queen: Dumbledore done got his plans fucked up. That's why you should never have fun… OR MESS UP HARRY'S LIFE! Harry don't deserve that, he too precious. -Snake-Queen was still in the hedge as she said her line from her script- My baby boy deserves love and happiness, not disappointment and sadness.
SkyYuki101: -sighed as she began to drink some red...juice yeah it was only juice- Finally we updated...
Snake-Queen: Yep! Updating is so very fun isn't it. -Hands came out of the bush again, dragging her under- HELP ME! -Insert dying noise-
SkyYuki101: Well -seeing friend disappear- We'll hopefully update next weekend…. Goodbye~