"it's done!"
"you guys really out did yourselves this time" Mulder was impressed at the Gunmen's handy work
"we did didn't we" the gunmen were happy as rabbits, just then Scully walked through the door, and stopped dead in her tracks
"what on earth is that?"
"what? don't tell me you haven't seen one before" Mulder said helping with the final adjustments
"oh, I've seen one before but not with… with tyres" Scully gestured towards the wheels "are those racing stickers?" the gunmen looked at the sides then back at Scully
"you got a problem with it?" Scullys eyebrows lifted
"as long as I'm not driving in either one" she replied, Mulder tighten the last bolt
"ok, were ready to go make another distraction, heres the maps of the streets and the course for you to run" he looked at his watch, it was almost time for the drop off "lets move out! Langly you can ride in this one, Byers your in that one, Frohike you can be the one to pull Langly and Scully you can pull Byers…"
"what why do I have to pull"
"because your better at driving"
"I'm not driving in that!" Mulder tried some reverse phycology
"Aw, oh well if your not tough enough…"
"you think I'm not tough enough?" he turned to her
"I don't think you have the guts" he said bluntly, their eyes met, he held out the map of the street
"I'll show you gut's, Langly throw me the helmet" Mulder knew it would work, she went and strapped herself in and started the engine,
"Get in Byers! Or I'll leave you behind" Byers scrambled into the back he strapped himself in
"see you on the other side ladies!" Scully revved the engine and they were off
"look at that determination!" Mulder, Langly and Frohike all agreed
"You think she'll be ok?" Frohike crossed his arms
"I wouldn't worry about her, I'd worry more about Byers" Langly laughed
"better him than me, with her in that mood, its not safe to drive"
"ok, move out!" Langly and Frohike strapped themselves in and started the engine
"see you on the other side Mulder" Langly saluted and they were off, Mulder saluted back
"God help us all" Mulder went to the car and got ready for the raid
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It was late in the night when the gang arrived at another station, they readied themselves at the top of the hill sloped street
"That's one big slope" Frohike exhaled "you ok back there?"
"I'm ready and rearing to go!" Langly kneeled down, he tightened his army helmet on
"why did I let Mulder talk me into this?" Scully eyed the sloped "how you going back there Byers" there was no response "Byers?" Suddenly
"And breaker 9 er 9 er, we have a situation back here, kerrrrrrrs, copy that 9 er 9 er requesting permission to kerrrrrrrs" Scully raised an eyebrow as she Langly and Frohike all turned to see Byers rocking back and forth in an uncontrollable manner blabbering about nothing in particular, Scully stared across at Frohike and Langly
"what did you give him?"
"just a little something to calm his nerves" Byers started to jig up and down
"he's going to be awake all night!"
"yeah, that's the point, here" Frohike handed her a head set
"what's this for?" she asked as she placed it on her head
"so we can talk between us, and Mulder"
"Mulder?"
"Scully hey what's up?"
"why did I let you talk me into this"
"Because your so gullible"
"Gullible? Me! Why you…"
"Hey I got to go the vans arriving" Scully heard a snicker from the side of her
"What?"
"Ah young love"
"Watch it boys or I'll…"
"Time to roll, race you to the station" Frohike and Langly didn't give Scully the chance to finish
"If you think that's going to stop me" She said over the headset, she started the engine and off they went
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Meanwhile outside the station, officer Morris was about to get into his car when he saw something out of the corner of his eye, he turned
"Oh my Lord" he raced back to the door, "hey guys come and look at this" the few officers all raced out, leaving the station unguarded, even the van driver went to have a look "do you see what I see?" one of the officers rubbed his eyes
"tell me those aren't Go Karts pulling washing machines?"
"it looks like it"
"Are those Tyres?" the van driver pointed "on both twin tubs?"
"I think so!"
"They have stickers!…and tyres!…are those people sitting in the back?!" they squinted
"I think they are" by now Scully and the group were picking up speed, and heading flat out towards the station
"I think its time we stop this little charade" Morris stepped out on the street and held his hand up, Scully and Frohike saw the cop
"Hey Scully what do you think we should do" Frohike said over the headset, he was getting a little nervous
"Run him over!" came her voice, Scully on the other hand was on a high, she was have a time of her life
"You want to run over a cop?"
"If the little blighter doesn't want to move…"
"he's a Cop!"
"Yeah and I'm FBI! Now drive little man, drive!" Scully broke into a fit of hysterical laughter and she pushed the accelerator down hard, the Go Kart made a high pitch sound as her speed increased
"What did you give her?" Mulders voice came over the mic
"Don't ask me, she is as bad as Byers" Scully broke out in front, as they sped past the station Byers stood up wobbling the washing machine from side to side, he turned towards the cops and with a sharp movement he saluted them as they sped past, Officer Morris jumped out of the way
"hey!" he turned to the other officers "come on, lets get 'em" they officers jumped in their cars and chased after them
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Mulder edged himself around the back of the building, he glanced at his watch, he didn't have long before the diversion ended, he snuck around the back of the van, this time he had his crow bar ready, he shoved it in the lock and pulled as hard as he could, in a split second the lock was broken
"Now my pretties, you are mine" Mulder licked his lips as he swung the doors open
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"Byers sit down or it's going to fall over!" Scully screamed through the mic
"It's 2am, and we have Gold fish for sale!" he rocked from side to side
"Byers! Sit down! Now!" but it was too late, Byers had rocked to much and the Twin Tub fell on its side, sparks erupted from the metal as it scraped along the tar, Byers managed to get a grip on the top side of the washer, he hung on for dear life
"Byers you ok" Langly screamed as they swung around the corner
"Byers?"
"WoooooWhoooooo!" Scully swung the Kart into a U turn, Byers went into hysterical laughter as the tub did a Doey
"what the hell is wrong with you Byers?" Scully Screeched, Byers didn't listen
"Row, row, row your boat…" he sung at the top of his voice
"Not the Musical!, Scully pull over so I can run him under!" Frohike revved the motor a bit more as they swung into the U turn as well, the police were in hot pursuit
"This is the police, Stop or we'll have no choice but to blow your tyres!" came the voice over the loud speaker
"Are you ready for some fun Boys" Scully didn't give the others time to respond, she floored the accelerator, but suddenly, the cable between the Go Kart and Washer broke, sending Byers off into a side street, sparks illuminated the road, Scully braked and swung the wheel sideways and chased after Byers
"hey Scully you lost one back there" Langly and Frohike both laughed as the followed her, up ahead Byers Slowly came to a stop, Scully slowly braked as she came up beside him, her engine died
"You Ok?" Byers started to walk towards Scully, but went Sideways and fell over, he slowly sat up
"Let do that again!" Frohike and Langly came up beside them
"we got company coming" Scully turned the key but nothing happened, smoke started to come out of the front
"Damn it!" just then a police car came out in front and behind them, 4 officers surrounded them
"Nice try hot shots but this is the end of the road!" they closed in on them, suddenly out of nowhere The Gunmen Van arrived and Mulder Stepped out, he flashed his badge
"FBI, you are currently interfering with a test, I'll take it from here"
"I'm sorry? What does the FBI have to do with this? And what test?" Officer Morris asked, Mulder looked him square in the face
"Have you ever wondered how the twin tubs got there 3 years guarantee for strength and performance?"
"you mean to say the FBI contrast experiments on washing machines? You have got to be kidding!" Mulder ushered the group into the van, he turned back to the officers
"Sir the FBI doesn't kid, now if you take that washer home" he pointed at the bent and scraped twin tub "I can assure you it will be in perfect working order" he smile "have a nice day" he didn't give the police room to argue before he jumped in the van and sped off, leaving them behind, half way down the road
"He langly tie Byers in the back so he doesn't some how fall out" Frohike said, throwing Langly a rope, he turned to Mulder "So Mulder, did you get it?"
"Um… I don't know how to tell you this" Scully and Frohike crowed round him, Scully picked up a metal pipe that was lying in the back "remember Scully I'm driving!" Mulder cringed as he half eyed the rod "the van was full papers! And guns! Don't hurt me!" there was a long silence
"Mulder I'm going to…" Frohike started
"Right that's it!" Scully said loud enough that everyone jumped, they turned to her "if you want a job done right do it yourself!"
"you mean Don't send a man to do a woman's job?"
"Exactly! And this time we do it my way, Now boys listen up cause this is what we have to do!"
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A/n
Not sure if it was as good as the telletubbies but I thought go Karts pulling washing machines were pretty funny lol Poor Byers
Anyways if you like and want to see what Scully is going to do (believe me its going to be good) lol let me know!
Thanks for any and all reviews!