Jetta: We'd like to thank Jazz for taking the risk in being the second Moblin Moe! Thank you, Jazz. Your reply was truly adorable and creative!

Jazz: Yay for being risky!

Jetta: It's not so scary, now is it?

Jazz: Pssh...Nah, it's suuuuuper easy and fun!

Jetta: Well, here is the next letter for Maggie from her beloved Moe, enjoy!

And Thank YOU for reading.

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I know you're there.

Dear little pig,

You are the most beautiful piglet I have seen in years. You smell of garbage and pleasant things like that. I'm glad your dad sold my necklaces and you live in luxury. I will soon come to take your chubby hand in marrige and than personally thank the kid in that green dress.

From Moe

P.S I think were under attack as I write this goodbye my piggy.

My Most Amourous Moblin Moe,

It is hard to believe that you actually wrote back, my love.

Someone as incredibly irresistibly handsome as you surely must have encountered women as beautiful as the super models in Hylian Godesses.

And above all of those, you chose me as the most beautiful…you don't know what it means to me when you say those words, my honey bunches of oats.

Oh, and I love the name you have provided for me, my delectable baconator.

Piggy…I can just smile at the thought of you muttering these words softly in my ear.

It touches my heart to know that you like me…

Nobody around Windfall ever approached me because of my harsh stench of garbage and ick, even Mila made fun of my so-called "French Perfume".

But you liked me for me.

You never cared about my social status, stench, or past.

I also owe you my thanks for all of the necklaces since they were intended to be sold.

To tell you the truth, I didn't care if I didn't have fancy gowns, jewels, or crowns.

All I really wanted was a safe and warm home and a satisfying meal every night.

(GASP!) You and I…?

Married?

This is the happiest day of my life!

Troo di doo di loo la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

From here on out, today will be known as the anniversary of true love for you and I, my love!

My little green rescuer does need his thanks, jejeje!

Once I asked him why he wore a little green mini skirt, he got so mad he blew himself up with a bomb!

Geez, what a little hot head, it was simply a question!

With Love,

Maggie

PS. You're under attack? That can't possibly be! I can't loose you again, my most amourous Moblin Moe! Nooooooooo!