Chapter 3 Trouble in Paradise

I don't own DxD; I just use its characters and techniques. All credit goes to its creator. Same applies for anything that I used from other animes.

(Sona P.O.V)

"W-w-w-w-what did you just say?" I gasped as I dropped my fork. We were eating dinner when Issei's mom reminded me of something that I had completely forgotten about.

"You heard me Sona dear, I said I can't wait for Parent's Day." Issei's mom said much to my utter shock and horror. I completely forgot that Parent's Day was coming up.

"I don't get it? Why is Parent's day so bad" Asia asked innocently.

"It's not for most people but Sona is worried that her older sister will come and embarrass her" Issei explained. Damn straight I'm worried Issei, Serafall always finds a way to make my life miserable.

"She can't be that bad" Irina said hesitantly. Irina you haven't met my sister so you don't know what she's like.

"She wears a Milky Spiral Cosplay outfit pretty much everywhere" Issei deadpanned.

"I stand corrected" Irina replied trying not to twitch. I couldn't blame her either.

"Well we can worry about that later" Issei said with a small smirk on his face. The way he was smiling I was certain that Issei had a plan to solve my problem. What I didn't know was how much it would cost me and that was the part that made me nervous.

(Scene Skip)

Issei was a creature of habit and ever since he moved into the house he always trained early in the morning before class. Once he was done he would go to his healing tub for a nice soak and typically have sex with somebody, typically Irina since she seemed to know just how long he trained for. Since I needed to speak to him as soon as possible, I made my way down to the tub hoping that he was alone. Naturally I was wrong, "Good morning Sona" a very naked Irina Shido said with a smile on her face. Her trademark chestnut hair down and her breast were floating on the water. Just as always she was sitting on Issei's lap.

"I'm pretty sure he's supposed to relax in that tub." I retorted as I looked at the pair.

"But sex is relaxing" Issei teased much to my annoyance. Now was not the time for his games.

"Now now Issei, we're not having sex right now. Plus Sona has much bigger problems to worry about doesn't she" Irina teased since she clearly remembered the night before.

"True. She needs to figure out a way to ensure that her sister doesn't get in her way. Luckily for me, Serafall's going to ask for me today." Issei smirked.

"How do you know that?" I asked almost afraid of the answer.

"Because despite her quirky actions, Serafall is surprisingly predictable. Well at least to me" Issei smirked. The way he said that annoyed me since my sister was impossible to read for me. Maybe it's because Issei was so whimsical that he could do it but who knows.

"So what's it gonna cost me" I asked bluntly. It was obvious that Issei had a plan to keep Serafall away and that when he called her he would present said plan.

"It'll cost a little bit of your pride but that's it" Issei smirked clearly aware of what I was asking about. Irina looked at both of us in confusion but that didn't matter.

"Explain!" I said nervously. Issei explained what I had to do in order to stop my sister from coming to Parents Day and I was certainly caught off guard. All I needed for some peace and quiet on Parent's Day was to have a threesome with my sister and Issei.

(Scene Skip)

(Issei P.O.V)

Lunchtime had arrived and I once again found myself waiting for my 'girl of the day'. Because I'm just one guy and so many girls are interested in me, I took the lunch break to have a quickie with one of my various harem members. I was curious how they decided it but I figured that was a mystery that didn't need solving. When the door opened, Murayama appeared and it was time for some fun. "Hello Murayama" I said with a smile as I finished my bento. I was hoping to talk to her.

"Xenovia told me that you switched masters. I assume our arrangement from before is still on" Murayama smiled as she walked over to me.

"Yes it is" I smiled as I kissed Murayama on the lips. As our tongues began to clash the door opened to reveal Momo Hanakai.

"You're truly disgusting Issei Hyoudou" Momo scowled.

"And you're interrupting my time with Murayama" I retorted. She should've easily detected the privacy barrier and yet she came up here anyway. Good grief.

"Just wait until Sona hears about this" Momo taunted before leaving in a flash.

"She is aware that Sona accepts your desire for a harem right?" Murayama wondered. It was an obvious question but there was nothing I can do.

"Who knows but I believe I was going to fuck you" I smirked as I spun her around so her hands were against the railing.

"Yes, yes you were." Murayama smiled as my lunch continued as normal.

(Scene Skip)

(Momo's P.O.V)

"See ya Sona" Issei smirked as he used a magic circle to go leave on one of his contracts. Once he was gone it was clear that Sona was nervous about something and that it involved Issei. The rest of the peerage felt the same and that included Tsubaki who had left matters alone for the moment. I couldn't do that though.

"What's the matter Sona?" I asked calmly. Since I had been friends with her for so long I was worried about her and how she was handling everything.

"Nothing Momo. Parent's day is just a headache and I'm trying to make sure everything stays calm." Sona replied. It was obvious that she was lying and I knew it.

"Hey Prez, where is Issei going for his contract." Reya wondered. I had to admit that I was wondering the same thing.

"He's doing one of his old contracts from his time with Rias." Sona replied not saying anything else.

"Got it" Reya answered. We were about to return to our work but Sona's cell phone rang. It was actually rare that she answered it but from the look on her face she had to this time.

"I'll be right back" Sona groaned with a clear look of annoyance on her face. I had no clue what it was but something was clearly on Sona's mind. When she came back a minute later she was surprisingly calm. Hopefully things worked themselves out.

(Scene Skip)

An hour into our activities Sona looked at us and said something surprising, "I'm going out on a contract of my own. I'll see you girls later.

"Understood." Tsubaki replied calmly as Sona left the room.

"Tsubaki where is Sona going?" I asked nervously. Sona was clearly hiding something and I thought the secrets were dealt with.

"I'm not at liberty to say." Tsubaki frowned. Okay Tsubaki clearly knew what was going on and she didn't want to tell us.

"What's going on Tsubaki? Please tell us" I pleaded.

"Yeah she's right. Sona's been hiding plenty from us already and it's getting annoying" Tomoe continued.

Tsubaki frowned a little bit but she seemed to resign herself to the truth. "Sona is currently with Lady Leviathan and Issei." Tsubaki admitted causing me to go nuts. Issei had a contract with Serafall and now he was dragging Sona into something. I couldn't take anymore.

"That bastard" I yelled as I prepared a magic circle in order to stop whatever he was planning.

"Wait Momo" Tsubaki said hurriedly but I was determined to stop Issei from taking advantage of Sona yet again.

(Scene Skip)

(Issei P.O.V)

As I lined my member up with Sona's soaked snatch ready for the second leg of my Sitri sister threesome a magic circle appeared behind us. I felt a frown appear on my face when Momo appeared in front of us and clearly she was in a bad mood. "Care to explain this one Sona" I teased as Sona's face went crimson.

"Shut up you bastard!" Momo growled as she walked up to me and slapped me right in the face. Clearly upset with whatever was going on.

"Momo!" Sona shouted clearly not expecting that reaction.

"Sorry Sona but I had to do it. This bastard keeps sinking his fans into other women despite having you already." Momo yelled. Good grief she clearly didn't understand what was going on.

"What are you talking about Momo?" Sona scowled as she got up and stared at her bishop with a look of pure annoyance.

"Momo is pissed because she feels as though I'm abusing your affection for me because of my various relationships." I explained.

"Exactly….Wait a minute. You have multiple relationships!" Momo exclaimed.

"That's right. I'm sleeping with Murayama Irina Xenovia obviously Serafall and of course our master." I explained calmly. I didn't feel like explaining my full list since she would go bonkers.

"You said you would treasure Sona you bastard. What's wrong with you" Momo yelled back. Her anger was surprising but it didn't bother me too much.

"That's enough Momo!" Sona yelled surprising me since she rarely showed this much emotion.

"But Sona!" Momo protested. Clearly she wasn't happy.

"I get it Momo, we've been friends for a long time and it feels like Issei has changed me for the worst but you're wrong. When I was with Issei nothing else mattered and I loved that. For once I wasn't' Sona Sitri, heir of the Sitri clan but I was Sona Sitri teenage girl and that was special. Hell, there was a part of me that wanted to make him my pawn instead of Saji or Ruruko but I didn't because I knew that Rias needed him more than I did. True it may seem like we traded pawns but the truth is I basically loaned him to Rias and the trade allowed me to get him back" Sona explained as she seemingly fought back tears. Man I didn't see this coming at all.

"Sona" Serafall said solemnly as she listened in on the confession. For a second I felt guilty myself.

"So you really love him huh?" Momo said in disbelief.

"I do, but I also know that I'm not the only one. Irina has loved him since he was a kid and now she doesn't have to leave hm again. Xenovia relies on Issei because of the fact that she was alone and in unfamiliar territory and he looked after her when he had no obligation to." Sona cried out.

"That's enough Sona" I said sternly as I grabbed her from behind. Whatever plans I may have had were done.

"Issei" Sona said tearfully as she looked at me.

"I don't deserve somebody like you and Momo's right that I haven't treated you the way you deserved." I said firmly before turning to Lady Leviathan. "Hey Sera I think we should stop. Sona only went through with this because she wants a peaceful Parents Day. I say we give her that." I took everything for granted but seeing how Sona felt was truly something.

"Yea you're right. I'll stay away from Parents Day and leave everything to you." Serafall said solemnly as she started to get dressed.

"Got it" I replied.

"Man I was wrong after all" Momo frowned.

"It's okay Momo because you were right. The one who was wrong was me." I said calmly.

"By So-tan" Serafall said cheerfully as she left the room.

"See you guys tomorrow" Momo said calmly as she teleported away as well. All that was left was Sona and me and after what happened I was going to…get slapped. Wait a minute why was Sona slapping me.

"What's wrong with you Issei!?" Sona yelled at me after slapping me all of the sudden.

"Wrong with me? Why the hell did you slap me?" I yelled back. What the heck just happened?

"Because you were acting like an idiot" Sona growled. Who was this and what happened to Sona Sitri. What happened to that beautiful speech from a moment ago?

"Explain" I said calmly trying to keep my composure

"Momo is bisexual you idiot. She's had a crush on me for as long as Saji has" Sona replied.

"Wait a minute so" I gasped not expecting this.

"I was acting the whole time. Clearly I'm a better actor then I thought if you were fooled by my crocodile tears." Sona growled.

"She wasn't the only one fooled. You could've won an award for that" Serafall smirked as she returned to the bedroom.

"Geez, I show emotions once and everybody freaks out. Am I that stoic" Sona groaned.

"Yes" I teased as I kissed her on cheek the slap forgotten.

"Oh shut up and fuck me you idiot! Thanks to all that you're not hard anymore" Sona pouted. Well it seems as though I've got some work to do.

"Room for one more" Serafall smirked as she snapped her fingers and was naked again.

"I've got a few shots left" I smirked as my member returned to full strength. I had a threesome to finish and although it wasn't quite how I expected the day to go I was getting my girls after all.

(Scene Skip)

(Normal P.O.V)

For most kids Parents Day was a headache because they couldn't act the way they wanted to because their parents were around. For Issei Hyoudou it was a headache because it would be the first time he's seen Sirzechs and the Gremory family since he and Sona traded pawns and he knew what an awkward conversation that would be. When he arrived at school with his family he could sense Sirzech's presence and Issei groaned in annoyance since he knew what that meant. Of course that was this morning. 'The time has come huh' Issei thought to himself as he looked over the railing and down at the school below. It was lunch time and for obvious reasons he couldn't have sex, but he could reflect on everything that's happened.

"A penny for your thoughts" a voice said from behind him. Turning around Issei saw the vice president Tsubaki Shinra walk onto the rooftop.

"Hey Tsubaki, did I do the right thing by going along with the trade?" Issei wondered. It was a rare moment of reflection for him and he knew that he put Rias in a difficult spot.

"I'm surprised you care about Rias all of the sudden." Tsubaki chuckled.

"Rias annoyed the heck out of me but I can't help but think that tons of drama is coming my way because of it." Issei groaned.

"There will be tons of drama but frankly it's not your fault." Tsubaki said bluntly.

"And why's that?" Issei questioned.

"Because Rias was playing a dangerous game and she knew it. What happened to her was a reality check and in the end Rias will learn a valuable lesson that you can't just manipulate everyone and hope for the best." Tsubaki admitted. Issei was taken aback by the harshness of everything but the fact that Tsubaki was so accepting of it caught him off guard. After all she was Sona's queen and knew both girls as well as anything.

"Thanks Tsubaki. I didn't expect that coming from you." Issei smirked as he started to walk back to his classroom where his parents were waiting.

"Anytime Issei" Tsubaki smiled. Right now it was time for him to go back to class and he'd deal with any drama he could.

(Scene Skip)

Unsurprisingly, Issei's family invited the Gremory's back to his house after Parents Day out of respect for everything that the Devil King was. No doubt it was going to be awkward when Sirzechs and Issei spoke since he was no longer talking to his sister's pawn but to the pawn of another person but both were aware of that. Of course before they could do that there was the fact that Issei's parents took videos of Irina and Xenovia so their family back in the church could see that they were doing just fine. "Dammit why'd you have to do that" Irina pouted as Issei's mom showed a video of her in class. Considering she was laughing at Rias's video a few moments ago it was karma of sorts.

"Hahaha sucks to be you Irina" Issei chuckled since he made a deal with his parents that he would do extra chores around the large house in exchange for them not taking a video of him.

"Oh just wait until we get to your videos mister" Irina smirked since Issei had a few moments himself.

"Oh I don't have any. I made a deal with my parents so they wouldn't do anything" Issei smirked.

"Traitor" Irina pouted smirked.

"Hmm so I assume you're free to talk Issei" Sirzechs said calmly.

"Yes I am" Issei replied since he knew this was coming.

"Wait big brother" Rias said nervously since she knew that her brother wasn't thrilled with the switch to Sona's peerage but went along with it anyway.

"Don't worry Rias, we're just going to have a friendly chat" Sirzechs said calmly.

"Don't take too long guys." Issei's mom warned.

"We won't" Issei replied as he got up. Sirzechs and Issei left the room ready for a private talk. Most of the people who watched the pair leave were nervous but they also knew that this was a conversation that was coming.

That's it for Chapter 3 everybody. This story is still a work in progress and deciding how I want to handle certain aspects is trickier than I thought. Well hopefully you guys liked it anyway.