Dante awoke to a huge bucket of water being poured on his head.
"Mother fucker?!" Dante shot up only to be sat on by Kat. "Get up! Fatass!"
Kat looked at him inquisitively. "Are you calling ME, a fatass?" Vergil stood above Dante his the bucket of water.
"Get up Dante. We have things planned for today." Vergil put the bucket down, and Kat got off of Dante.
"Like what?" Dante sat up and rubbed his eyes.
"Well, now that you ask," Vergil sat on the coffee table. Dante though Vergil looked particularly good for some reason. Dante shook his head to clear his mind. Maybe it's the pinstripe paints. "We actually have a benefit to attend."
Dante could not have looked more incredulous. A benefit? A fucking benefit? For who?"
"For the mayor of Limbo City. We've been cordially invited. Since I'm am the adopted son of the once wealthiest man in this city. And since he was a major benefactor to the mayor in the times before he was brainwashed by Virility, we are obligated to attend."
"Aw come on Verge, I'm not going to this bullshit. What do I have to even wear?"
"Well. You'll have to wear a suit and tie." Vergil stood up. Dante stood up and playfully shoved Vergil's chest.
"Fucking make me."
"Well, dearest brother, that I do intend on doing. My suits will fit you just fine." And he added under his breath, "although I am taller".
"Oh, and Dante?" Kat piped in. "There's an after party. On a rooftop with a pool. And an open bar. And lots of rich people we don't associate with."
"Yeah so? I don't need those worthless sacks of shit."
"And girls," Kat quickly added.
Dante thought for a bit, and then pointed his finger at Kat and Vergil. "Fine. I'll go." He turned to Vergil and said, "but I expect you to drink at this party. I'm not going out and getting babysat again."
Vergil signed. "As you wish. Now get your lazy ass dressed."
Vergil heard a knock on the door and before he could answer it, Dante came walking in half dressed. His shirt was unbuttoned, and his dress pants rode low on his hips as he was trying to make them long enough. Vergil slightly swallowed. It wasn't necessarily unnatural for him to find his twin brother attractive, especially since according to the Westermarck Theory, sexual detachment and indifference occurs between siblings because they grow up together. And since Vergil and Dante had most definitely not grown up together past the age of seven, and hardly remember anything besides the fact that they forgot that they grew up together before the age of seven, this sexual detachment never really found root. Furthermore, Dante and he were Nephilym. The only two of their race. People are attracted to people like them? Are they not?
"Vergil."
"What Dante."
"Uhm, Orphanage for Children Abandoned by their Banished Demon Father never taught me how to tie a tie."
Vergil laughed. He debated mocking Dante, but then remember Dante' remark in the trailer about their disparate upbringings. "Come here."
Dante walked over to Vergil, and Vergil began to do his tie. Dante liked the way Vergil smelled, but quickly shook it off. Vergil slowly finished the tie and looked into Dante's eyes. Suddenly Dante's eyes seared red and his veins popped out of his flesh. Vergil took a step back, shocked, and blinked. Dante stared at him, wondering what came over him.
"You okay Verge?" Dante looked quizzical.
"Yes fine. I'll meet you by the car."
Vergil arrived at the vehicle to find Dante in the driver's seat.
"This time bro, I'm driving, climb aboard!" Dante smiled. God he looked good in that suit.
Vergil called out to Kat to whom he gave the front seat.
"Vergil, Vergil, always the gentleman," Dante murmured sexily. He started the car and drove off.
