The Tsundere familiar of zero Chapter 3: The Unreasonable Master, a familiar of zero fanfic

Ahhh well I can say this, I don't have a chance to write crap until friday -.- too much homework! And I just read the reviews I will reply to all but Sallen's just because I don't wanna x3 I will reply to them now :3

Bored Failure first: You have quite the helpful and detailed review xD I feel as though I must thank you for it, and I am sorry for the bad home cliché' crap I just didn't know what else to put to make him have such a shit attitude so I just went with what came to mind first, but I say think of it this way: imagine all the possibilities to come when Saito returns to his world with some friends, its endless xD and as for the TsunderexTsundere, I'm gonna be honest with you I tend to like it when the relationship is hard to get xD it just make things more interesting when the dere is to kick in in my opinion. As for the thoughts in parentheses you have a point xD Ima stop doing that now xD Man you use some big words I had to look up what colloquial meant and recheck what obstructive meant xD and I will try to keep my own fourth wall breaking advice to a minimum but no promises that it won't be there xD umm I'm afraid I dont know what a jerk with a heart of gold is...but I assume it means he is willing to help even with a bad attitude? If not I don't know what you mean xD and yes I think you might have xD

PrsnThtRedUrStry: xD thanks for that response its good to see people can find it humorous, but hmmm as for him being nicer, we'll have to see where this tsunderextsundere relationship is headed xD

Guest (A): *facepalm* I completely forgot about his knife...I could have used that for some pretty decent material...DAMNIT! Man I really hate how you tend to get better ideas for the chapter after you've written and posted it *sigh* and as for him understanding the incantation, I didn't intend for people to think that, I was actually just too lazy to write the he didn't understand. But I suppose you can think of it as him being able to understand that because it was the link to make them master and her oh so disobedient familiar.

Guest (B): Hmm as for the first 3 checks... xD as for the pending afraid I don't quite understand the first 2 xD sorry bout that mind explaining? and for the last one...that sounds interesting...lets see here... people still reading at this point feel free to review about Saito's powers, I still say he keep weapon ability, but there couldn't be any trouble with making him god-moded xD cause you know... why the hell not?

Umm... also I'm still in early adolescence so I wouldn't be expecting any lemons xD and by the looks of things by the time I get past season 1-2 I'll be 16 xD ...don't be trying to figure out my age...but I can tell you as much as that I am male, so I probably can't get super good romance in, but I have my knowledge so LET THERE BE FLUFF!

Umm... Shout out to my cousin Sallen its her Birthday (probably not when this gets uploaded but it is via the day I'm typing: 8/25/12) Sorry if you don't want that revealed, Sallen, but it's not like I'm giving your age :P

I should also say this, when I was in school I ended up with six or so more story ideas, so if I don't get to posting on this story after a month then it probably means I'm working on those xD if you are curious as to what they are let me know (they ARE anime/manga)

Well enough of my rambling lets get to the story... I. Only. Own. This. Story!

The Unreasonable Master

~Saito pov~

No way. No way is this happening. This is not possible, that's right I must be dreaming. This just has to be some sort of screwed up dream.

I closed my eyes as tight as I could for about 3 minutes and reopened them only to be disappointed by the look of a confused douche bag and a pissed off bitch. I looked up in the sky full of despair only to be shocked at the sight that was in front of me...or above me...screw it, doesn't matter. The only thing that does matter is to figure out how the hell I'm supposed to get down...and to get some finalization on this whole magic business.

"Oi, douche bag and crazy bitch." I called down, they both looked up with a look that was mixed with shock, anger, and slight amusement, which I assume was cause by the insult I gave to the opposing person...at least I hope so, "Put me down!"

"You will just run away again, so not going to happen you stupid familiar!" Louise yelled up as Guiche was getting bored really quick, and let out a yawn.

I stared down at them with a pissed off expression. "Tch, let me down damn it! This is doing nothing but pissing me off!" I yelled in a now exhausted voice.

I let out a yawn, which I guess was noticed as I felt my self lower. Though not low enough to the point where my feet actually touched the ground, Shit. I was starting to feel a swaying motion which was either because the douche's arm was getting sore or they were trying to rock me soothe me sleep. I guess it worked because the next time I opened my eyes, I was lying on some hay.

Wait what the hell? Why am I sleeping on hay!?

I have the feeling this is going to turn into some seriously messed up shit. I sighed at that thought and stood up and looked around the room. I saw Louise lying on the bed, damn I was still hoping it was a dream. I was thinking about escaping again, but decided against it after last nights display. I sighed once again and decided to search the room for something to do. I looked to the farthest side of the room and saw her closet. I blushed slightly remembering the events that let up to me becoming superman.

I looked behind me and saw a small table beside the hay I was recently lying on. I opened it up and saw a string like object. I lifted said object up and realised it was a whip. I stared blankly at it for about a minute before actually thinking about what I was holding.

"OH HELL NO!" I yelled but quickly covered my mouth and looked over at the small girl.

She was still asleep... How heavy of a sleeper is she? I looked at the whip and got a quick idea. I thought about it some more and decided and I didnt want to be blown to hell again. I went to the window and opened it, I then tossed the whip out the window waiting for it to land.

~Whip pov

I can't believe I was thrown out the window by that bastard! I was free falling out of a... what three, five story building? I was about to land, and even though I don't have a soul of my own, I wasn't looking forward to the impact. I was drawing closer to the landing spot when a male and a female were walking by carrying a conversation.

"So will you finally go out with me Marrianne?" The strange purple headed guy asked, an extremely small girl... she looks like she is five years old, so the hell is she here for?

"Maybe later Friagne, after you lose that reputation of being a doll fetished, pedophile. Then maybe it can be so." The girl spoke.

"Very well my beloved Marrianne." The freak show said with a slight bow.

At that moment I was about three feet away from the ground, and I ended up smacking the lass, on her bum.

The girl let out a gasp and slapped the lolicon on the face before uppercutting him in the gut.

"Pervert!"

"Wait that wasn't me my beloved, come back to me!"

Fin.

~...lets get back to Saito's pov

I feel like I just missed something important...oh whatever!

I looked around the room once again for something to do and I remembered something, The hell is my laptop? I looked around the room for my... parents, laptop, but when I didnt see it I simply decided to wait for the royal prick to wake up and ask her about it. I stuck my hands in my pocket and felt something in each of them. First I pulled out what was in my left pocket and found my pocket knife. ...Oh damn it all, I could have f*cking used this in my attempts of freedom! I gave a frustrated sigh before putting it back in my pocket. I lifted the second item out and it appeared to be an mp3 player that my friend gave me a while back. I looked at it satisfied, that I now have something to do.

I put the ear buds in and start listening to get out alive, by three days grace. Ironically I feel like this is going to be my motivation if I have to continue my life here with that temperamental brat. The though of her causes me to become frustrated, so I decide to go to sleep. Little did I know said priss was starting stir awake.

~Louise pov

Mmmmm I want to go back to sleep! I think this is one of those times when its impossible to go back into your slumber. darn it!

I got up and started walking to my closet, but instead of making any progress from my bed I tripped on something.

"Ow." I spoke while holding my nose in pain.

What the heck was that?

I looked over to the culprit and saw a boy sitting there. Who the? Oh right he's that familiar I summoned. I gave a disappointed sigh. I was really hoping that was just a bad dream. I then remembered what happened last night a was about to yell in this stubborn, ungrateful bastard's ear. Well I was, until I noticed something coming from his hand into his ear. I stared at him in wonder as I crawled over to his sleeping body. Why the hell is he still asleep, a familiar is supposed to be awake before their master! I looked at him in anger and saw that he was sitting up and he had the strange object. I realised he must have been up before and went back to sleep, regardless he should have stayed up and waited for me to awaken, the bastard. I turned my attention back to the thing in his ear. I was fighting to decide if this was some kind of trap or not, but my curiosity got the better of me.

I yanked the thing out of his right ear and he started to stir, but he was still asleep. I was undetermined to be angry or relieved but I decided to let it go and check out whatever it was that I am now holding. I put it in my ear as he was doing and I was shocked when I heard something in my head. I nearly jumped and yelled, but I stopped myself when I realized exactly what was going on. The noise was coming from the little black thing. I didn't quite understand but it was enjoyable in many ways. I closed my eyes and smiled slightly.

(Current song, Wake up by TDG, I will be putting up lyrics up to the point that she stops listening)

I'm not sober all the time

You bring me down at least you try

Until we see this eye to eye

I don't want you!

I must be running out of luck

Cause your just not drunk enough to f*ck

And now I have it up to here

I don't, I don't want you want you

It took so long to see

You walked away from me

When I need you

Wake up

I'm pounding on the door

I'm not the man I was before

Where the hell are you

When I need you

Wake up

I'm Pounding on the door

I won't hurt you anymore

Where the hell are you

When I need you

I'm not angry al

I had almost fallen asleep and tumble over. I snapped out of it when the thing came out of my ear. That thing must have some sort of sleeping spell on it! It did however sound good, must have been some type of music... now what the hell was it saying? I decided to drop it, and then I noticed that my useless familiar was still asleep, and he still had the thing in his ear. So that's why he is still asleep! I was about to yank the thing out of his, but instead of that happening he opened his eyes, and moved out of the way, leaving me to hit the floor.

~Normal pov

"Ow!" Louise yelped as she faceplanted into the wooden floor.

"That's what you get for trying to tackle me while I was sleeping." The boy said in a monotone voice. (Just consider this as his usual speak.)

The pink haired girl got up with a pissed of expression. She turned towards the bedside table.

"Grr that only adds to your punishment from last night." She said with a slight grin, but with confused eyes.

"If your looking for that whip I tossed it out the window when I woke up the first time."

"W-what the hell! You stupid familiar!" She sighed before speaking again, "Well no matter." She said as she went to her bed and grabbed yet another whip from under her pillow.

Saito looked at her with a slightly shocked expression. "Okay now thats just too f*cking convinient! How the hell many whips do you have!?" Saito yelled as he dug into his pocket, if needed.

She walked closer to the assumed defenseless boy. She raised her hand with the whip and brought it down on his left shoulder. He just stared at the shoulder she struck and endure the slight burning sensation it left. She looked slightly surprised that he didn't scream in pain, and held the whip in the air again. This time however when she brought the down her leather weapon he wasnt able to swing past her head. The reason being Saito had stood up from his knocked down position on the floor, grabbed her arm and brought it behind her back. She was shocked when this happened and was about to scream at the familiar, that now had a tight hold on her arm. She was indeed going to yell, that was until he brought his knife to her face.

She hadn't seen a blade in such a design before. She however did recognize that it was a blade and stayed silent, and ceased her struggling. Louise was now slightly frightened, by her familiar's control over her. He brought the knife closer to her neck, and she braced herself for the worse. However being a noble and all, she wasn't about to go down, without a little bitching.

"Y-y-you s-st-st-stupid familiar, you had b-better sheath yo-your blade if you know w-w-whats g-g-g-g-good for you!" She tried to sound tough but was obviously in no place to argue.

Saito just scoffed and let her go from her position.

"So this is what a noble is, a simple coward. Quite pathetic, you were too scared at the thought that I was going to kill you that you didn't even realize that I left one of your arms unheld. How laughable." He spoke with such confidence that Louise was taken aback.

"H-how dare you speak that way to a noble, and your master no less. You un-" Louise was interrupted by an obviously agitated Saito.

"Oh, God just shut up, you short-tempered prick! So far, the only thing you've done is kidnap me to a new world, apparently forced me into slavery and bitch, all day long! Why don't you take a moment and try to reason instead of going on a rampage?" Saito yelled with an extreme irritability.

Louise stared at the angered boy not knowing what to say. She opened and closed her mouth several times, debating on her next move. She then worked up the courage, and found something to say.

"W-well first of all there is no need for reason, since you are just a familiar."

"A familiar that won't hesitate to kick your ass." Saito interrupted.

"O-o-only you can't do that for at least three reasons!" She exclaimed.

"Oh? I would love to know them." He said sarcastically. Louise however must not have caught on because she started to show a victorious smile on her face.

"Yes, the first one being that we are in a contract meaning you are not to harm me in any way, but to help me in all ways I see fit. Second reason is that if you were to harm me, a noble, you would surely be captured and locked away by the guards, or even worse my father! Last but not least you...explained yourself to be male, and a male should not attack a lady, for it is only proper manners." Louise said this thinking that the boy would finally submit. Saito however has a different train of thought.

"Okay, here are my counter theories." He said, Louise however was not too thrilled on how this would go.

"Your first reason is invalid since I didn't sign shit. Your second reason, if I am your familiar then that would make it your own responsibility so it's not my problem, if I attack you. Your third reasoning... I'm not really sure what to say to that, I am aware that it is proper manners and I should oblige to that, however in my world, me specifically, has decided on one thing. F*ck that, it won't get you anywhere." Saito spoke with a yawn. He is really getting tired of arguing on the same topic.

"Lets face it little girl, there isn't any way in hell I will submit to you."

Louise was about to speak again, but instead found herself starting to tear up.

~Saito pov

Oh god what the hell have I done now? The f*ck is she crying for, she is the one that started all this shit in the first place!

I gave a sigh and ran my fingers through my hair as I try to plan my next move carefully. Shit, I usually try to help people in these kind of problems...but I've never been good at it, and this time I'm the one that caused it. Oh god damn it. I walk over to the now crying girl and give another sigh. This is probably going to be hell but here I go. Wait it seems to me that nobles should be unable to cry. Shit why does she have to be a girl.

I gave a final sigh and a placed a hand on her shoulder. Ok step one has been done...now what the hell do I do? Hmmm oh I know, I'll try this!

"Okay there is no need to cry. I lost my temper, I apologize for that. It just doesn't sit well with me that I am supposed to be a servant." I said this trying to sound comforting, it however just came out in an awkward monotone. Oh hell that would have come out so much f*cking better if someone else had said it! She looked up at me still teary eyed. Oh god, I have a bad feeling about this, but even though she is upset, she doesn't look all that bad when she just shuts the hell up. Wait no bad train of thought there. She opens her mouth to speak, which I'm grateful for and slightly concerned that she is just going to yell again which will just lead us here for the second time tonight.

She is kind of hard to understand at this point she is still crying, I can hardly make anything out. "B-b-but th-thats the i-i-issue." She said still looking at me. God this is irritating it would go so much faster if she would stop crying, lets see if we can't stop that first.

"Before you force yourself to speak, lets stop your crying." I spoke with my smile. I wiped some of the tears from her eyes, and led her over to her bed. She gave some sort of confused look after I finished speaking.

"Okay now try again." I said with less concern, and more boredness. This would be so much faster if I could just knock her out.

"Y-you are my familiar so you are supposed to do as I say, like the other mages familiars do. But you are so different from the others, you are stubborn and are the only known familiar to disobey what their master tells them. I should have known that I couldn't do it correctly, I am Louise the Zero after all." She spoke with such sorrow, that I couldn't help but pity her. Wait zero? What the hell kind of name is that? And how the hell did I know that it would be something about this familiar crap again...

"You said you were Louise the zero correct? Why are you called that?" I asked her.

She hesitated before answering. "My success in magic is zero percent, that's why there was an explosion before..." She paused before continuing, her face was also looking a bit red. "A-and some of the others, say it also fits my chest size to a tee." she spoke the last bit in a hushed tone, but I was able to pick it up. Oh hell that explosion wasn't intended? That seems like magic on its own...as for that last part...I think it might be better to not bring that up in the future.

I sighed and rubbed my temples while trying to figure out what to say next. Man I suck at this, why can't she just feel better already...no...no not the damn tears again! Soon after she gets done speaking tears start to fall again, and she found the floor very interesting all of a sudden. Okay I feel like I'm making even less progress now.

"Okay well I still don't know about all this magic business to be perfectly honest, but I say at least count it as one percent success rate. Hell, making explosions out of thin air has to count for something." Her tears star to slow down, Ah hell yeah, some progress! She looks back up at me with watered eyes, but hey at least the room is less likely to flood now. I decide to choose my next words wisely, to comfort her about the second part...while also trying not to sound like a pervert.

"And as for your chest size..." She quickly looks away at this point. Oh balls to it, I started this already, might as well add insult to injury.

"Well not much to say about that, my advice is don't worry about it, not like its your fault right? Besides there are people out there who like them smaller anyway." Well f*ck the not sounding like a pervert part.

Her face starts to turn crimson, and by this point I can't tell if she is embarrassed or just pissed off. Knowing her it's probably going to be bitch city now.

She looks at the ground before speaking. "W-well what about you?" She said in a quiet flustered tone. Ahh, the hell have I gotten myself into now? Lets see if we can get around this somehow...

"What are you talking about?" I asked, already knowing the answer. I could have worded that differently.

(Before we go on I don't know if you can count this as Louise being all dere or not, but hey eye of the beholder, so go nuts!)

She looked at me not with a half-determined, half agitated face. "A-a-about what you s-s-said about some preferring s-sm-smaller chests.W-which do you pr-prefer?" She spoke with a tone that didn't really match her facial expression. ...I'm f*cked either way here aren't I?

I looked at the ceiling for a moment to look as though I was genuinely thinking about it.I then looked at her with a straight face before answering.

"Well in general I don't really think size matters." I spoke and I saw from the corner of my eye, I had continued my stare at the ceiling, that her head started to slump as though she was defeated. "Although I suppose if I were to have a preference, it would be smaller." I spoke with confidence. Is that really my preference? I never thought about it much...I suppose it will be now at least.

Her face went a bit pink, before speaking again. I swear to god, or whoever the hell they worship here, that if she asks why I do, I am going to slit her throat. She looks like she is still determining what to say, but I guess she decided to keep quiet. I thought that we needed a change of subjects, so I thought of just the one to get us back on track. I was wondering about it anyway I suppose.

"So Louise-" I was interrupted by the petite girl.

"You shall address me as master you commoner!" She said coldly, but her face was still tinted with pink. Like hell I will you sadistic tsundere bitch.

I gave a sigh before speaking again.

"So Louise..." She shot me an agitated look and I glared back at her, it made her shut up for now at least. "I was wondering about your whip, are you into that kind of thing? Or is it just some sort of hobby to have whips everywhere?" I spoke with both a curious and somewhat teasing tone. I'm just asking to be blown up aren't I?

She looked at me with a face so mixed up with emotions I didn't know where to start, so I'm just going to stick with angry, since it just so happens to be the most clear of them. Here we go again.

Yeah she says this but she find this a right time to pull out yet another whip, and just where the hell did that last part fit in there at all? I think after this is all said and done, I'm going to do a thorough look around the room and look for all these damned whips!

~Louise's POV to what just happened

W-why am I crying? There isn't any real need to! I can't show weakness in front of this bastard...but I can't stop. Am I upset from his intimidation? If so then why, this bastard has done nothing but send me in to a fit of anger, anger and more f*cking anger! Yet I started to cry because...he is the only familiar that is stubborn. He is the symbol of my failure.

He sighed and looked like he was rubbing his head, which was strange. I become confused as tears ran down my face. Well if anything else he should try to comfort me, I am his master, and also a girl, inconsiderate bastard. I gave a sigh and ran my fingers through my hair as I try to plan my next move walks over to me and he sighed once again. What the hell is his problem! He just keeps sighing!

He dared to sigh again, and now I was completely irritated. As I was about to say something he placed a hand on my shoulder, which silenced me. ...Even if he is my familiar, he is still a commoner and I think he just infected me.

"Okay there is no need to cry. I lost my temper, I apologize for that. It just doesn't sit well with me that I am supposed to be a servant." He spoke completely awkwardly, it was almost laughable. Wow his comforting could use some work, it seems to be amusing however. entertaining as it was, it still didn't lift my downed spirits. I looked up at him, and I felt a tear roll down my face. I hate to admit this, but he isn't exactly ugly for a commoner... wait no, stupid Louise, do not go there! I open my mouth to speak, even though I am hesitant to, I fell that I must. I see his eyes change from relief to worry, and wonder whats going on in his small little brain.

I hear myself choke out words, barely understandable. I am still crying, which is a bad move, I need to stop. "B-b-but th-thats the i-i-issue." I told him, while continuing my gaze on him. I want to stop crying, I'm still confused, why am I crying at all? This is so frustrating!

"Before you force yourself to speak, lets stop your crying." He smiled after he said that, and he wiped some tears from me eyes, which I didn't bother to complain about. He then led me over to my bed, still thinking about what he did. That smile...it was fake, I could see the cold and hollow void that occupied what should be a warm and comforting joy, just what kind of life did you serve Saito Hiraga? I let that topic go for now, but made a note to bring it up later.

"Okay now try again." He spoke, with what was most likely boredom. If you don't want to continue don't! It's not like I want you to either! I did however do as he said, and spoke my words.

do it correctly, I am Louise the Zero after all." I spoke with obvious sadness, while trying to get my point across. I started to wish I wasn't a mage, but then I thought about the fact that then I would be on the same level as him and quickly disregarded it. Why can't he just understand the fact that he is now simply a familiar? A servant to me!

"You said you were Louise the zero correct? Why are you called that?" He asked me. Nosy bastard.

I really didn't want to say anything, but this prick wouldn't leave me with a choice would he? "My success in magic is zero percent, that's why there was an explosion before..." I paused not wanting to continue the conversation. How embarrassing! "A-and some of the others, say it also fits my chest size to a tee." I spoke with a voice that was a little louder than a whisper. I was hoping he didn't hear the last part. I have a feeling this whole thing won't be going very well... And he better not bring up what I said the second time if he heard it!

Stop sighing already!

He seems to be slightly annoyed by having to do this, but that's what he gets, for being so ponders for a moment I guess to figure out what to say next. Man he sucks at this. Before I can do or say anything else tears starts to fall again. Oh damn it whats going on now? We aren't getting anywhere at this rate! I quickly took interest in the floor before he starts speaking again.

"Okay well I still don't know about all this magic business to be perfectly honest, but I say at least count it as one percent success rate. Hell, making explosions out of thin air has to count for something." That actually makes me feel a bit better and my tears die down a bit. So does that make me Louise the One? That sounds weird... I look back up at him reluctantly, my vision was still a bit blurry with tears, which I soon wiped away to see him clearly. Don't go on from there. My wish plummeted to hell when he continued.

"And as for your chest size..." As soon as I hear that I look away as fast as possible. Oh damn it all, just shut up right there!

"Well not much to say about that, my advice is don't worry about it, not like its your fault right? Besides there are people out there who like them smaller anyway." He said this but I couldn't help but think that, what he just said was perverted.

My face started to feel warm again, and I cursed under my breath but he hadn't noticed.I didn't know why I was even bothering with this. Liar, I haven't met one, even after all my days at the academy! Unless...does he?

I looks at the ground for a while with a flushed face before I spoke again. "W-well what about you?" I spoke in a quiet flustered tone. Why couldn't I have sounded more clear? This is so frustrating!

"What are you talking about?" He asked in a way that made me wonder if he didn't know the answer or not. Cocky bastard.

(Before we go on I don't know if you can count this as Louise being all dere or not, but hey eye of the beholder, so go nuts!)

I looked at him determined to get an answer yet also angry because he apparently hadn't picked up what I was wanting him to answer. I worked up some courage to ask again. "A-a-about what you s-s-said about some preferring s-sm-smaller chests.W-which do you pr-prefer?" I spoke with a voice that really didn't sound like how I wanted it to. D-damn why did I have to ask him that, why do I even care?

He looked at the ceiling for a while. Was he actually thinking about this? Just answer damn it! He then looked at me with a straight face before answering. I wonder...

"Well in general I don't really think size matters." He spoke this and I started to feel a bit down. I be he was lying, no one thinks that way. Damnit why do I care!? I tried to figure it out but decided to forget it, and out of the mix of confusion, I ended up slumping my head. he spoke again soon enough though. "Although I suppose if I were to have a preference, it would be smaller." He spoke as though he was serious, was he? H-he is strange...Wait! Does that mean he has perverted intentions towards me!? I knew he was strange, but now he has proven to be more of a pervert!

I felt my face heat up a bit after hearing that. W-why does he? I have never met anyone that does before! I want to ask him why. I open my mouth to speak, but close it again, since I felt a chill up my spine. For some reason I get a feeling that something bad will happen if I say that. I think I'll let that slide for now...I need to change the subject, or this will get out of hand! Damn it I can't think of anything, why won't this ass speak!? He does look like he is debating on something though, I'll give him another minute to speak. As soon as that though comes to mind he opens his mouth.

"So Louise-" I interrupted him straight away.

"You shall address me as master you commoner!" I spoke in a somewhat harsh tone, but my face still felt a bit hot. Why won't he learn his place already!? I can only imagine what he will say after saying that...

He gave yet another sigh before speaking. He should just shut up there if he doesn't want to continue. Stupid thing.

"So Louise..." I shot him an angered look, in response I got a glare, it was kind of intimidating so I decided to shut up for now. "I was wondering about your whip, are you into that kind of thing? Or is it just some sort of hobby to have whips everywhere?" He spoke with a voice that made me wonder if he was actually curious or if he is just trying to piss me off. W-w-w-what kind of question is that!? What the f*ck made him think of such a thing!?

I looked at him with conflicted emotions. I genuinely didn't know how to react to that, but I think out of all of them my face is probably most filled with anger. He's in for it now!

"O-of course not you stupid low-life familiar! What kind of lady noble would I be if I were to fall victim to something like that!? You are going to pay for such an insult. Not only that but you have proven yourself to have perverted eyes towards your master as well, you filthy mongrel!" I felt like my face was as hot as magma, and I can only imagine how red I was. I grab a whip from under the bed, and lift it above my head. This is probably a bad time but to hell with it, this bastard needs to pay, for speaking something so embarrassing! There is no way I can be into something so vile! Damn this asshole!

~Normal pov

The next thing that the familiar knew, he was being whipped like crazy. In his eyes, the sound was going by so fast it sounded like a f*cking muchine gun. The strikes didn't really hurt much, so he simply sat and waited for her to give out. The thought of grabbing the mp3 crossed his mind, but he decided against it as he saw the next strike come. He saw where it was headed, and rolled out of the way. He didn't know how bad that would have hurt, and frankly he really didn't give a rat's ass.

"If you are going to whip me go ahead, simply stay away from that area." Considering all thats going on you wouldn't think that he would deadpan. He however did.

"I shall do what the hell ever I want to you, you sickening dog!" Louise yelled, and by her tone he could tell that she was still pissed.

Saito thought for a moment, Dog?

"The hell do you mean dog? I am pretty sure we accomplished that I am a boy last night." He spoke, with a slight seriousness in his voice.

Louise's face went into cherry mode before speaking. "D-don't bring that up ever again! You are nothing but a dog compared to the students and teachers of this school, both in dignity, and in social standards! You get that you are a dog!" She yelled, still with a faint redness on her face.

Saito gave her a bored look before speaking again. "Woof...woof?" He continued to look at her with a straight face.

Louise couldn't help but stare at him in stupidity about what just happened. She decided to confirm it before deciding if that was real or not.

"...What the hell was that?" Louise looked at him with an awkward expression.

Saito continued to look at her with his trademark look. "Woof...woof, bark-bark" Translation:I'm a dog, remember? so lets see how long it takes for your own words to piss you off.

Her right eye started to twitch as she finally realized what he was doing. she rubbed her head, trying to figure out what to do, she however did not know how to counter this and gave a defeated sigh. She decided on the action that would end this the quickest.

"Ok damned plebian, I won't call you a dog anymore, but you must follow my orders!" She spoke with authority, to which received a yawn. She also muttered something about her still considering him one.

Saito scratched the back of his head and stretched. "Okay well I'm all for not being called a dog, I however don't plan on complying to any orders I receive." He said as he yawned again.

Louise sighed and decided to deal with that issue some other day. She started to wonder about two things now. The little thing that she had in her ear earlier, and his insincere smile.

"Familiar, tell me what that thing that I put in my ear before is." She pointed to the music player that was lying on the floor.

Saito looked at what she was referring to and sighed. "That, my technology deprived rager, is an mp3. It plays whatever music you have downloaded from the computer, so you can listen to it without being around the original source." He explained, but saw Louise's overcomplicated looking face, and gave up. He decided to just wait for a response.

"T- what? What the hell is a co-com...that thing you said, and what is that other word?" Louise was obviously confused.

Saito sighed before wondering how to answer. "Well downloading is basically like receiving something that you can't really touch, and a computer is... Wait where is mine anyway?" Saito questioned, much to Louise's confusion.

"You know that white thing I had when I came to this god forsaken place."

Louise pondered this for a moment before realizing what he meant. "Oh that metal book? Professor Colbert took that to examine it." Saito looked at her wondering if she was telling the truth. She was.

"Oh god damn it, well whatever it was my parent's anyway. That was a computer by the way, not a f*cking book." Saito spoke with a hint of disgust in his voice when he spoke of his parents. This peaked Louise's interest.

"Familiar tell me about your family."

"Stop calling me familiar, and I don't want to." He spoke with agitation at being refered to as familiar.

She decided on a compromise of sorts. "I will stop calling you familiar if you answer the question." A thought of only doing so in private came to mind.

Saito sent her a bored expression before saying anything. "Fine fine, quite simple actually, father's an ass, and mother is a bitch answer your question?" Her eyes showed slight confusion at his answer, but answered no. He sighed again and continued, "I have a sister who I had to leave behind when I came here, but I wouldn't say that we were close, but I didn't dislike her either. She clung to me when she was scared, and I helped her when she had issues, but other than that we never really did anything. Don't know about any other family, and don't really care either. We done here?" Saito just told his whole home life in a nutshell and with an uncaring tone. Louise to say the least was shocked, however she decided to pry even further.

"So what about social life. Did you have any friends, relationships?" Saito was growing increasingly annoyed by the sudden interrogation.

"Two friends one boy one girl, they were both siblings, and I really don't know why they hang with me. They're the one that gave me the mp3 player. Relationship wise, none at all, I rejected everyone regardless of friendly, or romantic interest." He yawned before continuing, "I got into fights all the time, most of them being boys who either were jealous of the attention I got, or who were just straight up pissed with my attitude." Saito still never even batted an eyelash. Louise, even after this, wanted to pry even further.

(Before I continue I just wanted to say, I'm sorry for this interrogation, I just had a bit of writer's block and this came to mind.)

What about your grades. I mean my opinion of you is that you are a stubborn, anti social dumbass, but I could be wrong." Not that she would think otherwise.

Saito was about to flip out again, but remembered what happened like ten minutes ago and cooled down. "Grades were average, not that the knowledge I had there will help me at this freakshow of a place." Saito though for a minute and had a question for her.

"So what about you, what friends do you have, what relationships have you been in, whats your family like, and how are your grades." Even though he asked he feels like he knows the answers to three of those questions.

Louise sighed before speaking, Saito thinks that she is mocking him though. "I am not obliged to answer my familiar, I will however answer about my family, since I for one am proud that they are who they are." The thought, arrogant bitch, came through Saito's head at that moment. "My father is the duke, and one of the strongest men in the country, someone that you for one, would cower in fear from his overwhelming strength." Saito muttered something in monotone, while Louise went on her pride march. He heard something about her sister being really impatient, before tuning her out. That was the answer to the question I didn't know, but I don;t feel like listening.

Before he was even aware he fell asleep. Louise kept rambling on about her family, and when she was done, she looked at her now sleeping familiar, and you could practically see a vein popping out of her forehead from anger.

"Wake up you stupid famliar!" She yelled while whipping him. He didn't wake up right away, but when he heard her say something about hitting where it hurts, he shot straight up.

"Stop whipping me" He deadpanned. Louise looked at him in a slight shock from his tone, her eyes still twitching.

"Such an idiotic familiar." Saito stared at her for a moment, and then out the window.

"You call me an idiot, however you rambled on about your family, for I guess to be about eight hours. Its f*cking night time." He spoke while pointing at the window, to prove it.

Louise was dumbfounded when she stared out the window, with a completely shocked face. Then they heard it. The sound that could make a child burst into tears. Or in this case, make Louise embbarrassed. Her stomache growled, and she fell to her knees, nearly passed out from hunger.

"Are you stupid? You didn't even realize you were hungry? Actually wouldn't you need to use the restroom by this point to? You know what thats where I'm headed no later."

Louise looked at him with a pleading expression. Saito could tell that it meant two thing. One, that she needed to be carried to the bathroom, and two, she needed food. He sighed but decided to comply with this at the least. He picked her up and carried her on his back. While walking to the restroom.

"If you piss on my back, I swear to god you are going to die." She could tell that he was serious about this, and let out a silent whimper.

"L-like I would disgrace myself like that you bastard!" She said this, Saito however could feel her body tense up a little. Showing that she was struggling not to go. He stopped for a moment to ask a question.

"Where the f*ck is the toilet?" She froze as she realized that this is only the second time he has left the room.

"Oh damn! Umm, take a right. Okay now go straight. Now uhh- turn left. Next g-" She stopped herself as Saito tensed up. She felt herself become relieved, and then frightened, as she realized that she just peed on her familiar's back.

Saito started to shiver, before looking at her, with a bloodthirsty expression. Louise almost peed herself again as she was dropped on the ground.

"I so, f*cking warned you!" He made his way towards her, which she responded by running away.

"HOLY FREAKING CRAP, I'M GOING TO DIE!

Okay chapter three stops right there, It's a bad end, I know, but I simply decided I wanted to stop writing this chapter xD Umm just to let you know, the Guiche fight won't come until I can get your opinion on what his little gandalfr symbol will do, I would do some sort of poll, but I don't really have enough fans of my little story to do so x3 so just tell me your ideas, I will decide from there. Umm Oh yeah, for the little crying Louise seen, I'm going to be honest, I didn't really expect to be writing that, but when you write it when your half asleep what can you expect? and the reason this probably took so long was because I simply did NOT want to write Louise's pov of that, however I already started, and I didn't really want to just delete what I already did. It took about 2-3 days to complete that crap xD Oh and the Saito back story sister thing, just came to mind, because of the writer's block Like I said before. And I didn't care to write about Louise's family, so I didn't bother x3 Umm oh and that crying scene, if you want to count it as a fluff, do what you will, and what ever you guys liked, I did it on purpose, and what you didn't accident...got that? . Well that's all I can think to say for now, except for this, let me know if you have any ideas for what I should add and if you want me to make up some of my own little good characters let me know, I will have to make up some bad characters, if I plan on continuing this xD (Oh and I guess this should go without saying but if you have your own characters you think would be good for this story then by all means let me know, and I'll speak with my producer about getting it in x3) Oh and one last thing, SHOUT OUT TO THREE DAYS GRACE!

~ Adios