Mike and Stella walks onto the stage when the spotlights shine on them. The pair introduces themselves, "Hi everyone. We're back with another chapter. I'm Mike," the first co host says.
Stella introduces herself next, "And I'm Stella."
Mike and Stella sit on their spots on the host couch, ready to begin the chapter. "Before we begin, we have a brand new co-host joining our little family."
"That's right, Mike. She goes by the account name, Ender Falls, but in this story, she will be known as... Pause for effect... Emily!" Stella announces, nearly jumping out of her chair.
The audience applause as Emily runs onto the stage. She hugs Stella and Mike and takes a seat on the couch with them. "Thanks for having me you guys."
"It's our pleasure. And before we continue, I have two introductions to make. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to our new head of security, Midnight's Haze or as we will be calling him, Roy." Mike announces. The audience applause again as a man wearing a yellow security jacket walks on stage. "Welcome Roy." Mike says.
"Thanks for having me, Mike." Roy says, shaking Mike, Stella, and Emily's hands and taking a seat on the arm of the couch.
"Now for the next introduction, We have Dipper Pines!" Mike announces.
The audience applause again. The spotlight lands on Dipper.
"Hi everyone. Thanks for having me here." He says with a shy wave.
"Now that the introductions are out of the way, let's get on with some dares." Stella says.
"I believe Emily has a special dare for Gideon." Mike says, looking to Emily.
"Yes, I do." She says looking at Gideon with a sinister and demented grin. Gideon gulps, nervous at what this dare might be. "I dare Gideon to jump off a cliff."
Mike looks at Emily sternly and says, "Emily."
Emily sighs, "Fine. You can have a parachute." The scene cuts to cliff. Gideon is standing on the edge of a cliff.
"Do I really have to do this?" he asks, terrified to his core.
"Yes. Now get jumping." Mike says over Gideon's headset.
"Fine." Gideon says. He takes deep breath and jumps. After a few minutes he sees a good chance to pull the cord. "Alright, now looks good." He pulls on the parachute string. Snacks and clothes fly out rather than a parachute. He screams and lands on a trampoline, flying into nearby river. "What the heck just happen?!" The scene cuts back to the studio.
"Oh, dear." Mike says, holding up the real parachute. "It would seem I gave him the wrong pack." he says, smiling at Stella, Emily, and Roy, who smile back. Gideon trudges on stage, soaking wet. Everyone snickers. "Let's get on with some more dares." Mike says, turning to Emily. "Emily actually has a few more for us, right Emily?" he asks.
"Heck yeah! Bill, you've gotta listen to synthesized music for one hour." Emily says.
"WHAT?! But, I can't stand synthesized music." Bill says, floating toward the hosts, "Can't I do something else?"
Stella looks at Mike slyly, "You could give Mabel a kiss." She says.
"I SUPPORT MABILL!" Emily shouts. Mabel, Dipper, Stan, Soos, and Wendy send Bill a group death glare.
Bill raises his hands in defeat, "Fine. I'll listen to the music."
"Good. There's an MP3 and head phones under your chair." Mike says. Bill reaches under the chair and pulls out the items. He inserts the headphones into, what we are assuming to be, his ears.
"Now for the next dare. I dare Grenda to drink some expired milk." Emily says and holds up a gallon of expired milk.
Grenda grabs the gallon, "Yeah!" She drinks the milk. "I see rainbows." She says before she falls onto the ground, face first.
"Next, we have Mabel eating Smile Dip." Emily says, holding up a box of Smile Dip.
Mabel jumps behind her chair, "NO! SMILE DIP IS EVIL!"
"You gotta do it." Roy says.
Mabel hesitates, but eventually snatches the box, "Fine." she says as she tears into one of the packages and eats the candy powder.
Emily turns to Pacifica, "Alright, next is Pacifica. You can't say anything mean to Mabel."
"You guys are making this hard on purpose!" Pacifica cries out.
Roy stands up, "Before you continue, Emily, I have a dare for Mike." he says.
"Shoot." Mike says.
"You have to send Pacifica to do something that will mentally scar her for life; Within K+ limits." Roy says.
"I have an idea. Pacifica, go play the game, Amnesia." Mike says with an evil grin.
Pacifica looks at Mike, confusingly, "I've never even heard of that game." she says.
"It's a PC game. Trust me, when you play it, you'll never be able to forget it." Mike warns.
Pacifica scoffs, "Whatever." and walks backstage.
"While she's doing that, Emily, you may continue." Mike says.
Emily jumps in her seat from excitement, "Alright. Soos, I have someone I want you to meet." she says. The spotlight lands on a man sized dog in formal clothing.
"'Ello chaps. Right, good day it is, don't you agree." the British Dogman says.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Soos cries out.
"YES! And you have to sit next to him for the rest of the chapter." Emily said, laughing maniacally.
The British Dogman sits in a chair next to Soos, "I say, young man, this will be jolly good fun." he says.
"Why!" Soos says, crying.
"Next, I want Robbie to only say nice things to Dipper." Emily says.
"Usually, I would argue with you, but after seeing these other dares, I think I'm getting an easy one." Robbie says.
"Excellent, because I dare Dipper to do the Lamby Dance." She says with the biggest grin on her face.
Dipper stands up quickly, "That's cruel and unusual punishment!"
"Cruel, maybe." Stella says.
"Unusual, of course." Mike says.
"But, it's still legal." Roy says.
"You can't make me." Dipper says, sticking his nose up. Stella pushes a button on her remote and instantly, Dipper is in his lamb costume. "Fine." he says, seeing no other way out of this. The audience applause and cheers. Then, everything goes quiet. Dipper begins.
Well... who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby
I do! I do!
So go up and greet your mammy, mammy, mammy
Hi there! Hi there!
So march, march, march around the daisies,
Don't, don't, don't you forget about the baby!
The audience applause and cheers even louder than before, "That was adorable!" Emily says, about to burst.
"Can I take this costume off now!" Dipper says, crossing his arms and scowling.
"Sure. There's a bath room down the hall and to your-" Stella started but was cut off when Dipper is lassoed and pulled away. It is discovered that it is a fangirl.
"Hi Dipper. I'm Amanda, and I am taking you home with me!" Amanda says running off. Mike stands up,
"Hey, bring him back! Roy, come with me. Stella, your in charge. Emily, continue with your dares." Mike demands.
"You got it." Emily says. Mike and Roy run off stage after the crazy fangirl, Amanda.
"Well, while we try and get Dipper back, again, Emily, what else do you got?" Stella asks.
"Welp, I actually have a truth while Dipper's gone, Candy, what do you think of people shipping you with Dipper?" Emily asks.
"Shipping?" Candy asks.
"You know, when people pair you as a couple, like Brangelina." Stella explains.
"Oh. Well, I guess I kind of like it. Dipper is a very nice guy, so it doesn't bother me at all." Candy answers.
"Good to hear. Now for the last dare, and the best one over all, Stan, through all the money in your pockets onto this grill fire." Emily says. A lit grill is brought on stage. "Thanks, Tony. That's Tony, he's awesome." Emily says.
Stan panics, "NO! You can't make me!" Stella pushes a button on her remote. A cinder block falls but Stan jumps out of the way. "HA! I knew you'd do something like that." Stan says. Stella pushes another button and a boxing glove shoots out of the remote and punches Stan in the face. "OW! My old man face! Alright I'll do it!" He yells. Stan pulls out the money and hesitantly throws it into the fire. "Good-bye, money." he says and breaks down, crying.
"Now, before we-" Stella began, but is once again cut off, mid sentence. The crazy fangirl runs behind the couch with Dipper still in her arms and Mike and Roy, the latter had acquired a club, still in hot pursuit.
"He's mine! Leave us alone!" Amanda shouts.
"Don't let her take me home!" Dipper screams in terror.
"He has to stay here, you crazy chick!" Mike yells to the crazy fangirl.
"Anyway, Before we end things, lets see how Pacifica's doing." Stella says. Pacifica is escorted to her seat. She is clearly shaken and pale. "How did you like the story?" Stella asks. All Pacifica can do is gurgle. "That's good. Well, that's it for tonight. I'm Stella," Stella says.
"I'm Emily," Emily says.
Mike, quickly, runs on screen, "and I'm Mike," he says and runs back off screen.
"And this has been Truth or Dare in Gravity Falls. Good-night!" Both Stella & Emily says together.
Warning: All truths and dares must be PMed to me. All truths and dares that are submitted via review will be ignored. I apologize to those who's dares or truths were not used. I will try to get them in some how. Also, the other hosts can be given truth questions or dares, even Roy. Thank you for reading.