Okay, peoples!!!!!! This is the first response I got for my request about the story Max and Fang find on FF. It's hilarious, very well written, and there is no extremely inappropriate stuff on here. So, here's the story, written by GuitarBlonde!!!! She rocks, peoples!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own MR or this chappie, okay?

Max was sitting next to the campfire a goofy smile on her face as she ate a hotdog.

"What's up?" Fang skipped up to Max and sat down next to her.

"What?" She shook her head still smiling. "I just saw an Eraser doing the chicken dance."

Fang and Max cracked up and started rolling on the ground.

"OMG!! That is hilarios!" Fang squealed.

"I know!!" Max also squealed. "Hey I have an idea!! Let's go shopping!! I need new Ballet shoes anyway!!" Fang pulled Max to her feet and they left, the Flock staring after them dumbstruct.

Laterz at the mall...

"OMG! Fang I've GOT to have this!" Max shoved a bright pink shirt with little green dots all over it into Fang's hand. "Oh, and I made us our own personalized shirts!" she then pulled a bright purple shirt over his head that had on the front, 'MY BEST FRIEND IS A COW!' "I have a matching one!"

"OMG! These are CUTE!" Fang exaimed a black shirt with a pink heart on it. "Now this needs more color. Let's dye it!!"

They skipped arm in arm over to a store that had ty-dyed their windows.

"Hey dude!!" a girl turned around from the counter. "Can you tye-dye this shirt for me??"

The girl shrugged and flicked bright blue hair out of her face. "Sure, kid." She disappeared and came back 10 minutes later. "Here ya go. That'll be $483,344,984 plz."

Max gave her the Maximum Ride card and she swipped it then gave it back to her.

"Hey Fang!! Let's dye our hair!" So they turned around and went back into the dye store.

3 hours later...

"Fanng! Those glittery highlights go perfect with the silver!" Max squealed jumping up and down.

Fang flicked his shinny almost metal looking hair back. "Yeah, it does, doesn't it? Your hair doesn't look half bad either!!"

"It's Betty-Ful!!" Ugly Betty called from the street. "Now move by!! I'm gonna be late for Mode!!"

"You work at MODE?!!?!?!?! OMG, can I have your autogragh?!" Fang and Max started following the girl. "Can you take our picture and like, put us in a magizne!"

Betty shrugged. "OK! I won't let my boss know either!"

In MODE...

"Ok! Pose!" a man wearing all black leather took another picture of the teens. "This is going on the front page!"

Fang and Max had borrowed clothes from Betty herself and their dyed hair clashed wonderfully with their clothes.

"I feel like a star!!" Max kneeled down and threw her hands in the air.

"Me too! I feel beautiful!" Fang exclaimed jumping into the air like a ballerina.

"Can I join the par-tay?" Ari asked, suddenly also posing with them.

"Sure younger brother!" Max hugged him and Fang kissed him on both cheeks.

"Ah, Eraser!! You're beautiful!" the photogragher exclaimed going into a picture taking frenzie. "Get the birds out of here!! Wolves are so much more talented!"

Two huge men wearing pink bunny suits carried the crying Fang and Max away from the set, then kicked them into the street.

All of a sudden, Death Eaters surronded them and pointed their wands at them.

"What are you gonna do?" Fang sobbed. "Poke my pretty eyes out?...wait!! Don't poke my pretty eyes out!!"

A Death Eater blinked. Then it yelled, "BUNNYIZEASA!!" Then they all disappeared.

Max and Fang grew cotton tails, bunny ears, and fur all over their bodies. They grew animal senses and started digging a burrow right in the middle of that Muggle street.

Soon they had it furnished and had cable hooked up in it and lived happily ever after drinking beer and eating patato chips...

Ha, admit to it's awesome-ness if you haven't died laughing.

Fang pops up

Me: oh... Hi Fang!

Fang: glares I will kill you in your sleep.

Me: But I'm completely defenseless right now.

Fang: Good point. lunges at me

Me: Yuni-chan!!!!!! Stella jumps up and slams fang back into MR You weren't supposed to kill him!!!!

Stella: But... he was going to kill Larry!

Me: twitches I thought you hated Larry!!!!

Stella: Larry is fun to torture...

Me: Byes Stella! throws cookie very far away

Larry: Thanks for reading!!!! GuitarBlonde rocks!!!!

Me:Wow... I didn't think vampric, flying girrigs could talk...

Larry: They do. Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!