Disclaimer: (still in jail. Rattles bars.) I don't own Naruto! Can I leave now?
Third victim –Sakura
Mae: I know what you did last summer…
Sakura: You do? (panicking) You mean someone saw me trying to get a lock of Sasuke's hair during training? And sneaking into his house to try and steal a shirt! And hiring people to set up video cameras so I can tape him while he sleeps! Aah! Please don't tell! (runs off screaming)
Mae: what the hell… I didn't even have to use my jutsu!
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